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This red band trailer for HOMEFRONT will kick your f@$king ass up over your shoulders!

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The prospect of Jason Statham beating the pineapple express right out of James Franco for about 127 hours was already something that put a smile on many a face. But then this epically violent, F-bomb laden, action packed Red Band trailer for Homefront, a new “action drama” coming from the veiny pen of Sylvester Stallone himself, comes out, and all of a sudden I’m thinking that beside for the joys of Franco-cide, this may actually be one kickass movie.

“Homefront” is an action movie about a widowed ex-DEA agent who retires to a small town for the sake of his 10-year-old daughter. The only problem is he picked the wrong town.

I feel that I need to embrace the hillbilly-ness of that trailer, and give it a WHOOO-WHEEE! because that actually seems pretty badass. And James Franco is called Gator? Yes, that makes perfect sense.

Now admittedly, we’ve probably seen a snippet of every action scene from the entire movie, but really if you’re here for reasons other than seeing Jason Statham unleash a Kentucky fried ass-whoopin’ on some redneck meth-heads, then you’ve been gravely misinformed about a few things. Did you see the part up top where I said that Sylvester Stallone wrote this?

Homefront will be breaking your legs with a baseball bat if you don’t come to see it when it releases internationally on November 27, 2013. Locally, we’ll need to wait a little longer to December 6, 2013.

Last Updated: October 22, 2013

9 Comments

  1. As long as James Franco gets his arse handed to him.

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    • Admiral Chief Ninja

      October 22, 2013 at 09:11

      Sounds like a prison movie…

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 22, 2013 at 09:26

        lulz

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    • James Francis

      October 22, 2013 at 14:13

      You should watch This Is The End 🙂

      Personally, I like the guy.

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  2. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 22, 2013 at 09:13

    I like it!

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  3. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 22, 2013 at 09:19

    I really enjoy Statham movies, even if his acting is not brilliant, I still enjoy ’em!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 22, 2013 at 09:26

      Skop, skiet & donner FTW!

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    • James Francis

      October 22, 2013 at 14:15

      Me too. But lately the trailers of his films have been selling the Statham angle, yet the films turn out not to be quite that. Safe didn’t have a lot of action, nor did Parker or The Mechanic. I mean, they did have action, but not the level I expect from Statham films.

      Maybe I should stop watching the Crank films on loop…

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  4. felippe1991

    November 13, 2013 at 13:49

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