Around a month ago, whispers of a there being a new Five Nights at Freddy’s reached my ears. Sure, the news might have been nothing more than an announcement, coupled with a teaser image, but did it stop me from going straight into the foetal position? Nope! My body was, and still is not ready for the latest instalment in the horror franchise, Sister Location.
Now, after seeing the game’s first trailer (via PC Gamer), I’m all but certain I should leave the country. Why? Because I know you sickos are going to get me to play it!
Quite frankly, I choose life! Seriously, what normal human being (aka YOU) would subject another (aka ME) to this?
Oh goodie. Looks like there are familiar faces, and some new ones. Hell, it even looks like there might be some new gameplay mechanics that extend beyond checking cameras or passageways.
You know what made this trailer extra terrifying though? The fact that this happened…
So my PC froze around halfway through the new Five Nights at Freddy’s Sister Location trailer … O_O pic.twitter.com/FoQkcgyns7
— Matthew Figueira (@MatthewFig) May 24, 2016
What. The. Hell?
Anyways, I know there’s no way around it – I’m going to have play Sister Location, aren’t I? How long do I have to live?
According to the trailer, it’ll be out around “this Fall”, which in South African time, points to a release period sometime around September and beyond. Hey, that’s more than enough time to tell my loved ones that I’ll miss them so!
Truth be told, as much as I don’t want to play Sister Location, I am genuinely curious about the lore behind it. Scott Cawthon really has put together a mysterious story that many have spent countless hours poring over. I’m interested to know how this game ties into all of that.
Last Updated: May 24, 2016
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:31
Matty is learning. We don’t even have to suggest it any more. 😀
Raptor Rants
May 24, 2016 at 15:07
*sniff* He’s growing up so fast
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:36
Kinda reminds me of Krampus
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:36
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/0/0c/Boss_Krampus.png
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:40
I finished it this weekend through a bizarre glitch I think. Picked up two steamy sales power ups in the same level resulting in everything in the store being free. So after picking up fifty powerups I walked through the rest of the game. This happened on the second last level though
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:41
Lol. If you think that’s the 2nd last level you need to play much, much more. As you finish the game, more levels unlock. There’s still a ton of content waiting for you. 😀
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:41
There’s 18 endings O______O
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:42
Yup.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:43
Poor Isaac, he should just turn 18 already and move out
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:43
There’s another expansion being released in a few months too. More content.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:44
SOLD! This game is like a top down shooter version of Dark Souls, only more twisted. Something keeps pulling me back to it
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:45
Also that’s not a glitch. It works as intended. With a restock item from Afterbirth and Chaos you can “break the game”.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:45
Only the end the game as a glue sniffer XD
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:46
What?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:50
The one ending
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:49
Here’s a breaking run for you:
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:51
Not enough booyas
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 11:06
Oh wow, I suck at this game XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:41
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:41
I’ve already watched the movie.
But when I hear or read Krampus I see the Binding of Isaac boss.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:42
Not a bad movie though, if I had family I despised I’d suggest this as a Christmas movie for the kids
Pariah
May 24, 2016 at 10:42
LOL!!!!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 10:44
I wonder if @hairyknees:disqus has….
Captain JJ bound
May 24, 2016 at 10:57
Oh, for a moment I thought he meant Admiral.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 24, 2016 at 11:06
XD
Admiral Chief Protector
May 24, 2016 at 11:59
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600×315/13/b3/0f/13b30f862cba4dbbb8c05ccb12595eaf.jpg
Raptor Rants
May 24, 2016 at 15:13
Matty should expand his horizons. Do a horror review for sister site moviescoza