You ever wish that you could see your favourite video games taken in a wild new direction? Maybe you’d be keen to see another developer take a crack at a franchise, or maybe you’re hungry for some new blood. Here at Critical Hit HQ, we feel you fam. On a slow news day, we got bored of tossing machetes at Brad and decided to whip up some awful awful photoshop of video game mash-ups that we reckon could sell like the hottest cakes nay save video games as we know them.
It’s terrifying being this smart, to be burdened with this much vision, but someone has to handle that responsibility. So here we go, in honour of a previous post whose terrible images were lost to time, here’s a look at 14 games that the people need to help them stave off boredom. Please address all compliments and BitCoin payments to my inbox for being the messiah of this industry.
Blair Witcher
DOOM Eternal Sonata
Overwatch_Dogs
God of Wario
Apex: Legend of Zelda
Yoshi’s Crafted World of WarCraft
Rocket League of Legends
Bloodborderlands
Days Gone Home
The Walking Red Dead Redemption
Madden Gear Solid
Detroit: Become Too Human
Dragon Ball Street FighterZ
Pokémon Heavenly Sword
Last Updated: October 15, 2019
Brad Lang
October 15, 2019 at 14:24
Can someone help me pick up the machetes?
Geoffrey Tim
October 15, 2019 at 14:24
No.
Llama In The Rift
October 15, 2019 at 14:34
Need for Fourza!!
But will play the hell out of Blair Witcher.
HairyEwok
October 15, 2019 at 14:44
How about Crash Banjo Kazooie
HairyEwok
October 15, 2019 at 14:56
Metal Gear Sonic.
Pennywise The Dancing Clown
October 15, 2019 at 14:56
Will Clancy’s Sim Recon.
“Woo-hoo in that motherlodin’ bush! That is an order!!!!”
Pennywise The Dancing Clown
October 15, 2019 at 15:07
Gears Effect
When Fenix met Shepard aka the day the Reapers returned to dark space and never came back, and the locusts quietly accepted their fate.
Pennywise The Dancing Clown
October 15, 2019 at 15:08
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Pennywise The Dancing Clown
October 15, 2019 at 15:08
Metal Gear Doom.
Where Snake gets stomped to death by a Cyberdemon.
BECAUSE WHO THE HELL SNEAKS UP ON A CYBERDEMON?
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO? YELL “BOOOO” REAL LOUD?
I hate the MGS games.
Caveshen Rajman
October 15, 2019 at 14:33
I lost it at God of Wario. F.
Geoffrey Tim
October 15, 2019 at 14:44
Legit the best one.
Craig "Crios" Boonzaier
October 15, 2019 at 15:07
There really is no other one above it.
HairyEwok
October 15, 2019 at 14:44
Heh, heavenly sword.