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The 20 games that SHOULD be on the PlayStation Classic

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The holiday season is almost upon us, and chances are you’re looking for something to spend that 13th check on. A gift to you, from you, love you. What to buy the pop culture fan who pretty much has everything though? A new carrying case for your Nintendo Switch? A few new action figures for the shelf? Maybe something a bit fancier instead.

The PlayStation Classic may scratch that itch. It’s nostalgia with Sony branding, following on successfully from Nintendo’s recent NES and SNES mini consoles that whipped the world into a buying frenzy when they were first released. The console doesn’t look too shabby either, sporting a robust design and an entire 20 games loaded onto its systems.

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Games which are kind of okay, but only barely. I think we can do better. Licensing and regional legal tape be damned, if Sony wants the PlayStation Classic to be a winner, they’re going to need to reload the device with better games, titles that speak to the 1990s gaming nerd inside of all of us. As a fully qualified expert in PlayStation history and Thuganomics (Thanks John Cena!), I feel like I know what the perfect collection of games on the PlayStation Classic would be.

So grab your nearest online petition, make your voices heard and ask nay demand that Sony does what’s best for the fans and include these gems on the PlayStation Classic instead of junk games like Metal Gear Solid and Syphon Filter:

FF8

  1. Final Fantasy 8
  2. Final Fantasy 8
  3. Final Fantasy 8
  4. Final Fantasy 8
  5. Final Fantasy 8
  6. Final Fantasy 8
  7. Final Fantasy 8
  8. Final Fantasy 8
  9. Final Fantasy 8
  10. Final Fantasy 8
  11. Suikoden II Final Fantasy 8
  12. Final Fantasy 8
  13. Final Fantasy 8
  14. Final Fantasy 8
  15. Final Fantasy 8
  16. Final Fantasy 8
  17. Final Fantasy 8
  18. Final Fantasy 8
  19. Final Fantasy 8
  20. Final Fantasy 8

You’re welcome, Internet.

Last Updated: November 6, 2018

19 Comments

  1. Geoffrey Tim

    November 5, 2018 at 15:47

    I turn my back for five goddamned minutes.

    Reply

    • Pariah

      November 5, 2018 at 17:49

      As I said. Endurance card needs your face. 😛

      Reply

  2. Umar

    November 5, 2018 at 15:47

    Darryn obviously knows what’s up. I junction your face to my heart to increase my love stat to 100.

    Reply

  3. Kervyn Cloete

    November 5, 2018 at 15:47

    MY MAN!

    Reply

  4. Lu

    November 5, 2018 at 15:52

    Junction 999 Ultima to Hell yeah!

    Reply

  5. Pariah

    November 5, 2018 at 15:54

    “It was at this moment in Darryn’s career that he realised he had arrived at a critical junction. It took only 8 moments for him to deliberate on which path to take, but once he decided, it was Final. This is the story of how Darryn Bonthuys became a busker dressed as Batman.”

    Reply

    • The D

      November 5, 2018 at 15:58

      Get me Uwe Boll to direct, and we’ve got an Oscar winner on our hands.

      Reply

      • Pariah

        November 5, 2018 at 18:00

        Uwe got it!

        Reply

  6. Matthew Figueira

    November 5, 2018 at 16:29

    Holy shit. I opened this tab and saved it to read later when I had a moment.

    Darryn, you asshole 😛

    BUT I STILL LOVE YOU DON’T WORRY <3

    Reply

    • The D

      November 5, 2018 at 17:03

      SHUT UP BABY I KNOW IT!

      Reply

  7. Skittle

    November 5, 2018 at 17:56

    100% agree

    Reply

  8. Original Heretic

    November 5, 2018 at 18:22

    I hate that when I read the title, I expected a real in-depth list of classics.
    I love that Darryn is such a loon.
    D, Shirley would be proud.

    Reply

    • The D

      November 5, 2018 at 18:54

      Don’t call me Surely.

      Reply

  9. CrAiGiSh

    November 6, 2018 at 08:04

    Trolololololol’ed …

    Reply

  10. Richard Scott

    November 6, 2018 at 08:42

    Don’t worry they will release a Playstation Classic 2 in a few years with other games on it to cash in more. So there’s still hope.

    Reply

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