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Banters beware, I Am Bread revealed

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Bread. It’s been the staple of many an early morning breakfast, and the current bane of the diet industry. I mean, look at it. It’s filled with glutens. And I may not know what a Gluten is exactly, but I do know that dubious science and untrustworthy thin people have convinced me that consuming such stuff will cause my genitals to violently detach and fly off. Now, dieting’s greatest villain is getting its own game.

It’s called I Am Bread, because that pretty much sums the game up. Here’s what it looks like in action, with a proper synopsis added for extra effect:

The beautiful story of one slice of bread’s epic and emotional journey as it embarks upon a quest to become toasted.

If it looks completely goofy and unwieldy, then that’s most likely because the architects behind this title are none other than Surgeon Simulator’s Bossa Studios. So instead of performing invasive surgery, you’ll be flinging bread around the house…neat! Besides having extra toast-flopping abilities, players can also butter their slice up with various condiments, in order to give it some extra skills for the various challenges in the house.

I Am Bread will most likely be another novelty game, which wears off quickly after a furious hour or two. Naturally, expect YouTube to explode with Let’s Play videos for the game when it arrives. Which is going to make life a toasty hell for banters. Hmmm, win win I say. In fact, that might make I Am Bread the best thing since…sliced bread.

Last Updated: October 20, 2014




  2. Admiral Chief 0

    October 20, 2014 at 07:39

    Ahhhh, dat header! Masterful!



  3. Spaffy

    October 20, 2014 at 07:40

    So, when is the game about going to the loo coming out?

    We can call it “My ass simulator”


    • Kensei Seraph - Staff

      October 20, 2014 at 07:57

      Wouldn’t “My Ass Simulator” be a game about owning a donkey?
      “Game Of Throne Simulator” would be the loo simulator.


      • Spaffy

        October 20, 2014 at 08:00

        “Game of Throne”
        That is brilliant.
        It’s Monday, it takes a few hours for my braincell to digest enough coffee.


        • Brady miaau

          October 20, 2014 at 08:47

          Monday, not fair. Meeting, meeting, then, for fun, interviews later. Can we not postpone Mondays?


          • Spaffy

            October 20, 2014 at 08:50

            Yes. Till Wednesday at least

          • Admiral Chief 0

            October 20, 2014 at 10:17


    • Sgt. M

      October 20, 2014 at 08:25

      More like Porcelain Wars


  4. Ryanza

    October 20, 2014 at 07:41

  5. konfab aka derp

    October 20, 2014 at 07:44

    Actually according to the Prince of banting, Niamey, milk is also bad for you.


  6. Skyblue

    October 20, 2014 at 08:04

    Oh gawd, it’s too early for this


  7. Sgt. M

    October 20, 2014 at 08:29

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Bread-Winner”


  8. RinceThis

    October 20, 2014 at 08:36

    Now I want toast with load of butter!


    • CAE9872

      October 20, 2014 at 09:44

      and apricot jam…

      or just toast and peanut…

      GREAT now I am hungry!


  9. ReaperOfSquirrels

    October 20, 2014 at 09:18

    From the creators of Surgeon Simulator… well that explains EVERYTHING!


  10. Jedi Consular Kromas

    October 20, 2014 at 10:08



  11. rollingmol

    October 20, 2014 at 14:56

    Whole wheat Dlc and Sasko Sam day one edition incoming ?


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