Banters beware, I Am Bread revealed

Bread. It’s been the staple of many an early morning breakfast, and the current bane of the diet industry. I mean, look at it. It’s filled with glutens. And I may not know what a Gluten is exactly, but I do know that dubious science and untrustworthy thin people have convinced me that consuming such stuff will cause my genitals to violently detach and fly off. Now, dieting’s greatest villain is getting its own game.

It’s called I Am Bread, because that pretty much sums the game up. Here’s what it looks like in action, with a proper synopsis added for extra effect:

The beautiful story of one slice of bread’s epic and emotional journey as it embarks upon a quest to become toasted.

If it looks completely goofy and unwieldy, then that’s most likely because the architects behind this title are none other than Surgeon Simulator’s Bossa Studios. So instead of performing invasive surgery, you’ll be flinging bread around the house…neat! Besides having extra toast-flopping abilities, players can also butter their slice up with various condiments, in order to give it some extra skills for the various challenges in the house.

I Am Bread will most likely be another novelty game, which wears off quickly after a furious hour or two. Naturally, expect YouTube to explode with Let’s Play videos for the game when it arrives. Which is going to make life a toasty hell for banters. Hmmm, win win I say. In fact, that might make I Am Bread the best thing since…sliced bread.

Last Updated: October 20, 2014