I love me some current warfare games, but much like that time I kept my shaved legs warm by slipping on some nylon stockings, I wish that I could play as a lady just once. Short of chopping off my pickle and making that a reality, the next best thing, and less painful mind you, is to do so digitally. But these games don’t offer that option. And neither will Battlefield 4.
An unsourced advert popped up over the weekend on Evil Avatar, suggesting that the upcoming Battlefield 4 would not be a complete sausage festival. This is the advert in question:
But according to EA via VG247, it’s faker than Dolly Parton’s chest, as Battlefield 4 will have no such option available. Sorry ladies who routinely kick my ass in that game. The only feminine touch in that game so far is the sound of Rihanna in the backing music.
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Last Updated: May 28, 2013
Dean
May 28, 2013 at 09:52
Oi, that chest is real thank you very much
Trevor Davies
May 28, 2013 at 10:02
So if you can choose your gender & there’s “superior character animations” does that mean there’s realistic boob jigglage 😀
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 10:23
haha, weapons of mass seduction
Ultimo_Cleric_N7
May 28, 2013 at 10:07
Thats sad, I was hoping to add a little ‘Suckerpunch’ to my battlefield experience.
On an unrelated note I would just like to say……..boobies. 🙂
Tasty peas mixed with porridge
May 28, 2013 at 10:09
That is not how you march. This is how you march 😛
Kobus Nel
May 28, 2013 at 15:42
Stomach in, chest out! You must be a Uhmm kind of product!
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 10:23
what are they going to do combat with? kitchen knifes? saucepan?
:p
Umar No Shana
May 28, 2013 at 10:24
…….oh no you didn’t just open that can of worms……………………………………………………………………………..
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 10:26
you are right, i forgot the wooden spoon as backup weapon
Umar No Shana
May 28, 2013 at 10:27
….lol I fear the female race, so i will refrain from joining you
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 10:29
but you did, you were mentioning opening a can, that is a kitchen duty is it not?
:p
Trevor Davies
May 28, 2013 at 10:31
Call of Kitchen Duty?
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 10:33
has a good ring to it doesn’t it?
Umar No Shana
May 28, 2013 at 10:33
….no no no no no!
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 10:35
alea iacta est my friend
Rince an repeat
May 28, 2013 at 10:32
In the real world, women allowed in the forces, in the world of gaming, only man, and his best friend…
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 11:01
jokes aside, i think its great that this option is available. you should be able to play as whom you prefer
Argentil
May 28, 2013 at 11:41
That’s a pity. They might have gained a couple hundred female fans at the expense of some development resources. Obviously the trade-off wasn’t worth it. DUST514 has female mercs – tastefully done too.
Hol_Up
May 29, 2013 at 21:02
You can tell that ad was fake by the grammar. EA/DICE would never advertise that way and in so much detail. In fact, the first line was a dead giveaway as the creator listed the exact same features in BF2.