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Close Range : The Best Video Game Ever Made

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Could this be the best game ever made? I think so. Watch the video after the jump, to see a game where the sole objective is to shoot people in the face, close range! Finally, a game where I’ll actually be able to hit something! It even has multiplayer!

It is of course, being courtesy of the Onion News Network, a parody – but it’ll inevitably be picked up by the Jack Thompson brigade of mother grundies as real – leading to a public outrcry of some sort.

There may also be some sort of lobbying from horse-rights activists…

See more, over at www.closerange.com

[Thanks to KrYtHan for the tip]

Last Updated: November 12, 2010


  1. Brian

    November 12, 2010 at 14:54

    Scientists discover cure for crying children.


  2. Geoffrey Tim

    November 12, 2010 at 14:55

    Fuck it, I laughed at that bit.


  3. bboy

    November 12, 2010 at 14:55

    Lol, looks like Fallout.


  4. RSA-Ace

    November 12, 2010 at 15:12

    Wasn’t this on the site before?


  5. Steve Hofmeyr

    November 12, 2010 at 15:14

    I thought the cure was to shoot them in the face.

    Too far? :ninja:


  6. Geoffrey Tim

    November 12, 2010 at 15:25

    I searched for “close range” before posting, couldn’t find anything. Might’ve been posted before though…


  7. RSA-Ace

    November 12, 2010 at 16:53

    It’s cool. Still hilarious


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