Close Range : The Best Video Game Ever Made

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Could this be the best game ever made? I think so. Watch the video after the jump, to see a game where the sole objective is to shoot people in the face, close range! Finally, a game where I’ll actually be able to hit something! It even has multiplayer!

It is of course, being courtesy of the Onion News Network, a parody – but it’ll inevitably be picked up by the Jack Thompson brigade of mother grundies as real – leading to a public outrcry of some sort.

There may also be some sort of lobbying from horse-rights activists…

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[Thanks to KrYtHan for the tip]

Last Updated: November 12, 2010

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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