COD trailer makes you a delusional douchebag

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Geez, saving the world can be difficult. I mean, I’m assuming that’s what we’re doing in Call of Duty, saving the world… right? But it’s hard work, even with an exoskeleton. Don’t worry, this live-action trailer shows off how you can still be cool, even when causing a ton of collateral damage.

Here is the latest trailer showing off the verticality and combat options in COD: Advanced Warfare:

If you want to see what all the fuss is about without visiting YouTube, you can go over here.

The trailer looks epic and exciting, except I’m a bit confused. It seems that it’s all about destroying your enemy, even if you destroy the world in the process. And what exactly was the point of the goat/hot chick hallucination? Are there beautiful women in the game, or is it all a lie?

I’m obviously not the target audience for this trailer. That’s okay, I don’t mind, but it’s just kinda clear to me that my confusion is probably only based on that. Right? The rest of you are excited by the adrenaline rush of combat and using cool new toys before falling out of a building, blowing up a truck and imagining you see a gorgeous lady?

The game is all about the pew pew, but thanks to some interesting new elements, it might actually be offering some unique gameplay. Do you think it will be a bigger success than Ghosts? Is your pre-order in, or will you be waiting for the first reviews to come in?

Last Updated: October 31, 2014

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