By now, you’ve most likely had your fill of The Division. But for some reason, console pissing contests always manage to draw in a sizable crowd. This past weekend, I was tasked with mapping every single texture in The Division. All the bump-mapping, instructed to look any artifacting, jaggies and pop-in textures. Naturally, I said testicles to that idea and did the real console comparison test that you’ve all been waiting eagerly for.
I’m talking about Jumping Jacks! The most strenuous of physical exercise activities, put to the test on Xbox One and PlayStation 4. Of course, only one console could jump Jack the best:
And I still have no idea which console did it best. Although I’m pretty sure the Wii U comparison was cheating. The Division is out in March. Expect an even more stringent set of tests in the pipeline, as we examine which console version is the best possible version of The Divsion, because these things truly do matter in the grand scheme of the universe.
For more info on The Division, check out our rather handy game hub. Or go do some more Jumping Jacks and see how that compares to the console versions.
Last Updated: February 1, 2016
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
February 1, 2016 at 15:35
There is no Division, there is only XCOM2
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 15:40
Hehehe nice video Darryn
RinceThis
February 1, 2016 at 15:41
WTF?
RinceThis
February 1, 2016 at 15:41
Still a better story than The Division.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 1, 2016 at 15:44
You mean Destiny?
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 15:45
Division is a prequel.
RinceThis
February 1, 2016 at 15:45
Snap, no, really. That’s what I’d do to the disk.
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 15:46
It’s your Destiny to apply Division to the disc.
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 15:47
fixed, f**k my life!
RinceThis
February 1, 2016 at 15:47
hahahahahahahaahahahah FAIL is EPIC!
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 15:48
This is what happens when you ramble a comment off before you need to Alt + tab
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:06
Makes me curious as to what the original was. XD
Original Heretic
February 1, 2016 at 15:42
Here I am, sitting behind my desk at work, attempting to keep a grin the size of…something really big…of my face. No sound, but damn, the mere thought of what might be said is enough to induce peals of laughter.
Ottokie
February 1, 2016 at 15:42
I had some graphical glitches after opening the map on PC, that forced me to restart the game or my GPU threatened to melt itself.
Guava_Eater
February 1, 2016 at 15:43
Nauseating….
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 15:47
Could’ve been Darryn in his mankini doing jumping Jacks?
Sageville
February 1, 2016 at 16:03
That would require action above and beyond the usual eye-washing….
Pariah
February 1, 2016 at 16:05
http://i.imgur.com/U7Hfw.gif
Hammersteyn
February 1, 2016 at 16:13
hahahaha
Ghost In The Rift
February 1, 2016 at 15:49
Thanks to the Rand i only had enough money for a GTX 960 4GB, i thought i should be worried about the type reviews the card was getting but totally have no regrets, what a wonderful card so have no worries jumping the jack on the PC version once its free to play tho..;-P
Sageville
February 1, 2016 at 15:52
Something tells me “Jumping Jacks” will be the new “Teabagging”
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 1, 2016 at 15:53
I haven’t watched the video, but is this the same type of thing where I jumped Jack during one of my ME play throughs?
RinceThis
February 1, 2016 at 15:56
Um… Nahhhhhhhh
HairyEwok
February 1, 2016 at 15:57
10/10 video, will jumping jack again.
ElimiNathan
February 1, 2016 at 15:58
Too good, so funny, much laugh
Sageville
February 1, 2016 at 16:04
Wi U… lulz!
Sageville
February 1, 2016 at 16:08
Off topic: – This ad, what is the link between Telkom and star wars?
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 1, 2016 at 16:10
You can blow up Telkom if you know how to take down their shields?
ElimiNathan
February 1, 2016 at 16:28
The connection between them is like anyones Telkom connection on an average day, non existent
Sageville
February 1, 2016 at 16:42
Mesa upvote for yousa
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 1, 2016 at 16:27
That Police Squad…
Francois Knoetze
February 2, 2016 at 16:03
whenever I hear “o fortuna”…this video is the one that will always be in my head