DOA Paradise Shows Lots of..What Else? Boobs!

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Tecmo’s Team Ninja will soon be releasing another game in the DOA series of beach games, this time on the PSP and titled “Paradise.” It’s quite evident that despite no longer being under Itagaki’s helm, Team Ninja are still depraved perverts, as they pretty much brought hand-held boob physics to a new high (or low, depending on your stance).

The PSP of course is graphically limited, but does have its benefits in that you can now do your rubbing and tugging on the go! Hooray! After the jump you’ll find a trailer highlighting the “game’s” “features” – which seem to consists solely of showing off digital T and A.

Sex sells? It sure as hell does.

On a completely unrelated note – if you like hotdogs, never ever use those little packets of tomato sauce as a personal lubricant. It can get quite confusing.

Last Updated: January 25, 2010

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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