Don’t make Sub-Zero angry,you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry…

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What do a church service in Helsinki and Mortal Kombat have in common?  Finnish Hymn

Mortal Kombat is a serious game. How serious you ask? Why, dead serious(Ha!) I shout in response! Having your heart and spine ripped out daily, while fighting inter-dimensional monsters and mutants is no laughing matter, something that is reflected in this Sub Zero bust. Just look at those eyes people! They’re emitting all kinds of Nic Cage crazy!

For the low, low price of just $699 (Roughly R5600), you can go to bed, secure in the knowledge that a limbless Lin Keui ninja is secretly focusing his terrible rage on you, even though his current state of being more physically impotent than a Fukushima plant worker leaves him with very little options.

That’s a 22 inch tall bust of pure fury, with Scorpion no doubt lurking in the Nether Realm, laughing his ass off at it.

Last Updated: July 11, 2012

Darryn Bonthuys

Word-slinger at Critical Hit. Inventor of the macho Swiss gym chocolate known as Testoblerone. That's...that's about it really.

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