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Don’t miss any of our Gamescom coverage

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DINSDALE!

By the time you guys are reading this, I’m probably either winging my way to Germany, or already arrived and imbibing some Kolsch. Geoff, Matty and I will be spending the week in Cologne, getting our grubby hands on all the most anticipated games and getting some cool videos and photos while we’re at it. Don’t miss any of the cool stuff – here’s how to catch it all.

The website, of course

The best way to get all our news is, of course, reading the articles that we’ll post here. We will be liveblogging the press conferences (that will actually be taking place during normal human waking hours) as well as reporting on all our closed door sessions. You can just carry on reading the site as normal, or, if you’re only interested in the Gamescom coverage, you can check out our hub over here.

Get social

We will also be doing the usual tweeting and whatnot from our personal accounts while we’re away. These will probably contain more images of beer and teabagging than anything else, but feel free to check us out:

Geoff

Zoe

Mindy

And don’t forget that we’ve also got an Instagram account now that we’re all hipster – so the best angles and lighting and filters will be employed to show afore mentioned beer and tea bagging.

Be sure to also subscribe to our YouTube channel – you already know that Darryn presents awesome videos all week, but we’ll also be posting our interviews, vlogs and who knows what other forms of awesomeness on there. So click subscribe so you know that you won’t miss a thing.

Finally, wish me luck. At E3 I was roomies with the wonderful Darryn who brought me coffee in bed and beat his chest while humming randomly throughout the day. This time, I can only imagine the strangeness that Geoff and Mindy will perform. I will strive to capture all our weird and wonderful adventures for your viewing pleasure/horror.

Last Updated: August 11, 2014

62 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 11, 2014 at 09:04

    Tea-baggin and beer, bwhahahahaha

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 11, 2014 at 09:11

      Yup, poor Matty will try and stay sober the entire trip

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        August 11, 2014 at 09:12

        Well, Geoff hardly sleeps, so he is outta luck

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          August 11, 2014 at 09:30

          I heard that Geoff is powered by the sun and in the evenings by intern teabag. Is this true?

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          • Hammersteyn

            August 11, 2014 at 09:36

            Almost, in the evenings he is powered by interns tears and screams.

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 11, 2014 at 09:37

            Only Twitter will tell….

      • Skyblue

        August 11, 2014 at 09:24

        Zat iz impossible wiz ze great beer in Germany

        Reply

  2. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 11, 2014 at 09:04

    #InternTeabag

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    • Spaffy

      August 11, 2014 at 09:26

      You’ve really gotten into the #hash-tag thing, haven’t you? 😛

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      • Kromas of City17

        August 11, 2014 at 09:26

        He used to hate it but then he took a #to the knee.

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        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          August 11, 2014 at 09:38

          Hehe, at least not a nuttsack to the jugular

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          • Spaffy

            August 11, 2014 at 09:38

            lokl

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            August 11, 2014 at 09:38

            a ballsack to the jaw…. :/

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 11, 2014 at 09:39

            8x c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combooooo

          • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

            August 11, 2014 at 09:46

            M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-MONSTER TEABAG!!!!

          • Kromas of City17

            August 11, 2014 at 09:48

            M-m-m-m-m-MULTEABAG!

          • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

            August 11, 2014 at 09:50

            hahahahaha

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 11, 2014 at 10:05

            Bwahahahaha

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        August 11, 2014 at 09:44

        Hehe, NO

        😛

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        • Spaffy

          August 11, 2014 at 09:46

          I get it, going all hipster and stuff, trying to stay with the one crowd etc.
          🙂

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  3. Hammersteyn

    August 11, 2014 at 09:05

    GODZILLA! I mean, GEOFF! LOL #ihatemyself

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  4. Rince

    August 11, 2014 at 09:05

    Good luck peeps! Already reading your tweets, LULZ 🙂

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  5. Umar

    August 11, 2014 at 09:06

    Atack on Asian!

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  6. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    August 11, 2014 at 09:19

    I would pay good money to see Geoff teabag Martha! Make it so Lagz!!

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    • Skyblue

      August 11, 2014 at 09:22

      YOH! Scary images right there.

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      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        August 11, 2014 at 09:24

        A nightmare of Ballzackian proportions!!

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        • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

          August 11, 2014 at 09:47

          who is wearing the pedometer?

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 11, 2014 at 09:51

            You mean the SexFit?

  7. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    August 11, 2014 at 09:21

    Geoff’s soul-patch can only mean one thing – BUSINESS!!!! I hope the Germans are ready, because Africa’s greatest superhero is heading to Europe —- Geoffman!!!

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    • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

      August 11, 2014 at 09:45

      He will save the day! As long as he doesn’t have to type out any documents… Or spell anything… Or write down town names to where his butler needs to send the drop pods….

      Reply

      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        August 11, 2014 at 11:29

        Or drive anywhere….

        Reply

  8. Skyblue

    August 11, 2014 at 09:21

    More POUT on the selfies please Geoff!

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    • Kromas of City17

      August 11, 2014 at 09:22

      I think it is pronounced “Duckface” 😛

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        August 11, 2014 at 09:44

        huehuehue

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    • Spaffy

      August 11, 2014 at 09:27

      That’s Geoff practicing his teabag face.
      Gotta get it right you know…

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  9. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    August 11, 2014 at 09:29

    But what about Zoe? Is Germany ready for ZOE??? If there was ever someone who would survive a Zombie outbreak, it would be Indie Zoe. As for Martha? I don’t know. I haven’t created a text file with his stats. I’ll have to consult the dice. The dice knows all.

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    • Skyblue

      August 11, 2014 at 09:31

      Rule 1: Cardio – He looks skinny enough to run for days.

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    • Hammersteyn

      August 11, 2014 at 09:32

      Well she did do an article about the pedometer. And we all know how ze Germans are.

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        August 11, 2014 at 09:42

        Bring out the Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!!!!

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    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 11, 2014 at 09:37

      You know, that would be such a funny DnD session. Team made up of lagz writers. Man, imagine all the trolling

      Reply

  10. Hammersteyn

    August 11, 2014 at 09:31

    • Skyblue

      August 11, 2014 at 09:32

      HAHA – I love that video!

      Reply

    • Spaffy

      August 11, 2014 at 09:32

      OMG lokl!!!
      I dunno where you guys come up with this shit lolz

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      • Hammersteyn

        August 11, 2014 at 09:32

        Have you seen the full video?

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        • Spaffy

          August 11, 2014 at 09:34

          Link please lol.
          You guys are the reason I read the comments before the article 😛

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          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 11, 2014 at 09:36

            That video, that song, much epicnessness!

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        August 11, 2014 at 09:40

        • Spaffy

          August 11, 2014 at 09:43

          fuckin epic lol

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      August 11, 2014 at 09:32

      There goes my coffee! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

      Reply

  11. Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    August 11, 2014 at 09:35

    Spot the only hipster tweet above.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 11, 2014 at 09:41

      Only one? There’s a selfie, an Instagram link & a cat pic.

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      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        August 11, 2014 at 09:42

        HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!

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        • Kromas of City17

          August 11, 2014 at 09:44

          Sign me up! I need to get revenge on the combine for blowing up my house!

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 11, 2014 at 09:46

            Which one are you jamming?

          • Kromas of City17

            August 11, 2014 at 09:47

            Not a single one at this point. Umar said I need to stop with the N7 so I did. 😛

            The amount of games I am switching between is atrocious.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          August 11, 2014 at 09:48

          Confirming it with 3 hipsters means it’ll be a pixel art side scroller.

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          • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

            August 11, 2014 at 09:49

            I’d play a side scrolling Half Life….

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            August 11, 2014 at 10:05

            Same here

          • Kromas of City17

            August 11, 2014 at 10:06

            I would prefer a Half Life RPG hopefully made by Bioware (pre-ME3).

        • Thats_how_I_Troll

          August 11, 2014 at 11:26

          Xbox One followed the xbox 360. 6 / 3 = 2 + 0 = 2 + One = 3

          Half life 3 Double confirmed

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        August 11, 2014 at 09:43

        Zoe’s is the only instagram one. But yes, they each have an element of hipster I guess.

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  12. John

    August 11, 2014 at 17:22

    You forgot about following Lazy Gamer with “That Gaming App” I’m so impressed you guys are own there rubbing shoulders with IGN!

    Reply

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