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Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon may be the greatest action movie that will never exist

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I’ve got to be honest, I wasn’t the biggest fan of Far Cry 3 when it launched last year. Sure, it was decent and had some solid ideas, but playing as Jason BROdie, repeating certain actions over and over again led to me getting bored with the title. How I wish that Blood Dragon was the game that was released first. Because I am a child of the VHS era.

I’m loving the idea behind Blood Dragon so far. An homage to “shitty action movies” of the past, with a ton of bad special FX, masks and ideas thrown in for good measure. Now someone get me Michael Bay, so that we can baysplode this short into a full-on movie.

I’m pretty sure that it’ll win the Oscar for Best Movie Ever Go Screw Yourself Casablanca. I’d bet my life on it. Remember, you won’t need Far Cry 3 to play this standalone expansion, so snap on a tinfoil face-plate and paint the town neon when it arrives on PC and console on May 1.

Last Updated: April 17, 2013


  1. Oldschool 🙂


  2. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    April 17, 2013 at 10:35

    That was the coolest video clip ever!


  3. Slade Boender

    April 17, 2013 at 10:38

    Casablanca was the shit yo!


  4. Yolanda Green

    April 17, 2013 at 10:38

    Robots AND sword fighting!!!


    • Admiral Chief Erwin

      April 17, 2013 at 11:05

      Now we only need bacon beer and biltong and this is PERFECT


  5. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 17, 2013 at 10:43



  6. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 17, 2013 at 10:44

    So why is Blue always good and Red bad?



  7. Ultimo_Cleric_N7

    April 17, 2013 at 10:46

    This game…….Game of the Year People.


    • LordCaptainAwesomeness

      April 17, 2013 at 12:02

      Been loving it….


    • Rincethis: Spellalicious

      April 17, 2013 at 12:10

      I think the reason people love this can be attributed to many things in this generation. I think we are over-saturated with games that claim to pioneer something, when they are in fact just copies, and many bad ones at that, I think the word is simulacrum!Wwe pretend that we are all with it at the moment, modern, even advanced. We also seem to be ashamed of gaming at many times, look at how we need to defend ourselves against senators when some fucknut goes awol and guns down students at a school. It is awesome that we are able to look back at what was my formative years, and thing ‘Hell yeah!’ Sorry, it’s raining like fuck in CT and the ol thinking process has started 0_O


      • umar bastra

        April 17, 2013 at 12:16

        This is rain is indeed making me nostalgic…back in the days gaming was simple and pure, hell media itself was the same. I think you are right and this game, being a throwback and all just reminds us of the good ol days…when men and cyborgs were like brothers lol


        • Rincethis: Spellalicious

          April 17, 2013 at 12:27

          damn straight man! I swear, OVG IS a cyborg… One fashioned from RAGE and powered by ANGER. His main form of sensor is a KINETIC 2.0 HAHHAHA


          • umar bastra

            April 17, 2013 at 12:48

            Would like to meet OVG one day he seems like a rad Cyborg

  8. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 17, 2013 at 10:46

    I feel so damn nostalgic.

    *sniff* *sniff*

    Where mah VHS at?


  9. Ajay_za

    April 17, 2013 at 11:26

    Sorry for hijacking the comments. Can someone please provide me with the contact details of someone I can speak to regarding advertising / putting up an article on Lazygamer. Thanks in advance.


  10. Rincethis: Spellalicious

    April 17, 2013 at 11:51

    “fucking robots” Is it wrong I would give my kidney, along with OVG’s, to have this game now? Fuck me it takes me back! Also, anyone have any clue how much this is going cost?


  11. Matthew Figueira

    April 17, 2013 at 12:04

    So much win!


  12. Skyblue

    April 17, 2013 at 12:29

    HAH! Too late! The coolest movie ever has already been made and it only needed to be 1 hour long!


  13. Andre116

    April 17, 2013 at 13:14

    Also, it has PEW PEW lazers!


  14. matthurstrsa

    April 17, 2013 at 18:15

    Epic stuff!


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