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Gamescom 2013 – Lazygamer chats to Major Nelson

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TEN HUT! Stand up straight new recruits, because the major is in the house. Or to be more specific, Larry โ€œMajor Nelsonโ€ Hyrb, one of the public faces for Microsoft and Xbox. Our roving Energiser Bunny reporter Grant Hinds got to chat him, where they discussed fan feedback and growth in good olโ€™ South Africa. AT EASE!

Last Updated: August 21, 2013

55 Comments

  1. LOL… “You guys backed down”… Careful there Grant, you wouldn’t want to upset your sponsor ๐Ÿ˜›

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  2. RinceThisandbacktoreality

    August 21, 2013 at 13:36

    Nice one Grant!

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  3. RinceThisandbacktoreality

    August 21, 2013 at 13:38

    LOL “You;ll be able to skype using Xbox One… My cell can do that…

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    • Hammersteyn

      August 21, 2013 at 13:40

      I have three devices that can do it yet I don’t.

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      • RinceThisandbacktoreality

        August 21, 2013 at 13:40

        Hahahah! Me too!

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      • Pieter Kruger

        August 21, 2013 at 14:21

        Translated to “Not one of my two friends have Skype.”

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        • Hammersteyn

          August 21, 2013 at 14:46

          Ouch two friends? Wow that cut deep. Guess I should go hang myself?

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          • RinceThisandbeAbsurd

            August 21, 2013 at 21:14

            Oi! What about your partner in crime?! That’s it, I will NOT be greasing the pole tonight.. 0-O Not THAT pole!

          • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

            August 22, 2013 at 08:21

            O_O

          • Hammersteyn

            August 22, 2013 at 09:08

            Bwahaha, not to much grease though. The one lady still has a broken collar bone from slipping of the pole.

    • CrasH

      August 22, 2013 at 15:51

      You will be able to Skype… when its a full x86 platform…
      How about G+ and twiter and FB and all the rest.
      Nice how the Platform will be able to support a product they own??
      And i don’t care about any social media, just saying that its pointless saying it will support there own product. Wonder how people used to play together without it…

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      • RinceThisandbeAbsurd

        August 22, 2013 at 16:00

        I think Nelson did himself a disservice mentioning that. Plenty of other cool things to mention, I mean, it was like that was thrown in for the grannies to understand or something…

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  4. RinceThisandbacktoreality

    August 21, 2013 at 13:39

    Gavin, what did you feed Grant before this? 0-O

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      August 21, 2013 at 13:57

      crack from a german hooker ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • Gavin Mannion

      August 21, 2013 at 20:21

      he is always like that… `i want to kill him

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      • RinceThisandbeAbsurd

        August 21, 2013 at 21:13

        Just as well I never joined your team. I sleep for 3 hours a night and run hotter than a nuke. He does have twitches though, I can work on that… LOVING the video updates, and am sending them forth to mates.

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  5. RinceThisandbacktoreality

    August 21, 2013 at 13:41

    I did love the way it ended, nice one Grant, and nice one Major Nelson.

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  6. Hammersteyn

    August 21, 2013 at 13:47

    1. Kinect? No one wants it. Exclude it already and sell the console cheaper.
    2. Skype? Good luck finding any one who cares about Skype.
    3. Cloud? You mean dedicated servers? The ones that cost a fortune to run and gets turned of as soon as they feel like it. XBOX gold account will at least keep the money rolling in even though you already paid for TitanFall.

    To quote a recent comment. XBOX is bestest!

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    • RinceThisandbacktoreality

      August 21, 2013 at 13:49

      • Hammersteyn

        August 21, 2013 at 13:56

        LOL

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        August 21, 2013 at 13:56

        Surely that’s a violation of the warranty or terms of use?

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        • RinceThisandbacktoreality

          August 21, 2013 at 13:58

          Whatever it is, Foxhound will be voiding his warranty when he gets it ๐Ÿ™‚

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 21, 2013 at 14:04

            like warm xbox pie?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            August 21, 2013 at 14:10

            but his dick will get mangled in the airvents O_O thats just it!! Im a genius!!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            August 21, 2013 at 15:03

            You’re assuming that Foxy has a member…

          • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

            August 22, 2013 at 08:21

            Hahaha, well trolled sir Lenoir, well trolled

          • RinceThisandbeAbsurd

            August 21, 2013 at 21:38

            Exactly like!

        • TiMsTeR1033

          August 21, 2013 at 13:58

          he is cleaning the airvents man, gotta dig deep for dust!!!

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          • Jonah Cash

            August 21, 2013 at 14:00

            Hopefully for once that is NOT what she said…. (Couldn’t help myself)

          • TiMsTeR1033

            August 21, 2013 at 14:01

            *shakes head*

          • Jonah Cash

            August 21, 2013 at 15:21

            Laughs my ass off while you shake your head!! Just came back and laughed all over again!!!

    • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

      August 22, 2013 at 08:20

      LOL

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  7. Kromas

    August 21, 2013 at 13:49

    That was a super professional cut. ๐Ÿ˜›

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    • RinceThisandbacktoreality

      August 21, 2013 at 13:50

      My thoughts too! Like they practised it ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  8. No Longer SIR Twakkus

    August 21, 2013 at 14:09

    So did you get Grant drunk?

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    • Sageville

      August 21, 2013 at 16:29

      I’d like to see them slip him a few Red-Bulls, more bang for buck imo.

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    • Gavin Mannion

      August 21, 2013 at 20:22

      the dude started drinking water… he’s weird

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      • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

        August 22, 2013 at 08:27

        Water or VAWTER?

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  9. Drizzt

    August 21, 2013 at 16:07

    Major Nelson walked off to find out where South Africa was after that interview.

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  10. Nick de Bruyne

    August 21, 2013 at 17:52

    What on earth is up with the video quality?

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    • Brian Murphy

      August 21, 2013 at 17:56

      Two videos were made, one for LG, the other for the NSA.

      trolololol

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    • Gavin Mannion

      August 21, 2013 at 20:24

      yeah we are struggling… uploading some now that I know are perfect so let’s see if something screws them up

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  11. Nick de Bruyne

    August 21, 2013 at 17:54

    P.S: That’s maybe the most docile version of Grant I’ve ever seen. What did you guys hit him with an elephant tranquillised before you rolled the video?

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    • RinceThisandbeAbsurd

      August 21, 2013 at 21:16

      WTF? That’s him DOCILE? 0-o

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      • Devon Stanton

        August 22, 2013 at 00:37

        True Story

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        • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

          August 22, 2013 at 08:26

          Makes me think of that squirrel in Over the Hedge

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          • Devon Stanton

            August 26, 2013 at 10:19

            yeah he’s not allowed energy drinks either

          • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

            August 26, 2013 at 10:25

            Time stops when he takes em and then when time resumes your pants are around your ankles?

    • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

      August 22, 2013 at 08:20

      Heh, elephant tranqs. Lulz indeed

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  12. silverscorpio

    August 21, 2013 at 19:31

    Someone give the old Major so that he can find South Africa. He has got no idea on the infrastructure of the internet here. Why will I want to waste bandwith on skype.

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  13. RinceThisandbeAbsurd

    August 21, 2013 at 21:17

    Where is this Grant from? And why so few comments on something so god damn awesome?

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    • Ricardo Harvey

      August 22, 2013 at 08:29

      what was awesome about it, He said hi to South Afric but they still dont take us seriously though

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      • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

        August 22, 2013 at 08:34

        PR methinks

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  14. FoxHoundR - NO LONGER TROLLING

    August 22, 2013 at 08:19

    XBOX FTW!!!!

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  15. FoxHoundR - NO LONGER TROLLING

    August 22, 2013 at 08:24

    I WANT TO LICK HIS FEET

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