Hail Megatron with this very expensive statue!

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One day, robots will rule over us all. In anticipation for this, I’ve begun sucking up pretty damn hard to my microwave. And I for one, will welcome our new robotic death-lords when they ascend to the top of the food chain. Especially of they sport detail like this.

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Yep, it’s a Megatron statue, from the Transformers franchise that no one wants to admit actually looks pretty damn cool. The leader of the Decepticons is large and in charge in this incarnation. No joke!

This statue here? That’s 76cm of transforming evil, that comes with LED light-up eyes and some fantastic detail. And yes, you’ll have to sell your children for medical experiments in order to afford this, as Megatron will cost $1950. That’s over R20 000.

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Last Updated: January 5, 2017

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  • PointMan
    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Too damn high! 😮

    • Paul Fouche

      hahaha I had this exact reaction was funny seeing this comment after i already did that

  • TiMsTeR1033

    760mm high thats pretty big. But the detail is simply amazing. I guess these are hand painted ect so the price is there for a reason still completely unreasonable but to a die hard transformers fan with a big wallet shouldnt be a problem and he can faithfully look at it in his man cave… lol

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      That’s a bit too big for me. I think any figure/statue above 30cm is pushing it. Now if I had a mansion, sure, give me >1m tall statues to decorate my hallway any day, but for what it’s worth, in this case size really does matter….

      • Vampyre Squirrel

        That’s what she said…

  • Ultimo_Cleric N7

    Why is everyone complaining about the price? ITS ROBOT ALIEN TECH PEOPLE!!!!! 20K Randelas is nothing compared to the residual energy of the All Spark in Megatrons body.
    Eyes on the prize folks. Seriously……

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Hahaha! Ultimo you always have the coolest posts!

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        This coming from the King of cool posts. Thanks Jim, means a lot to hear that from you.

    • SaintsRowLee

      The thing that worries me is what will happen to that statue if you say “Shia” in its presence?

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        Or worse….”Michael Bay”

        • SaintsRowLee

          Most likely it will spontaneously explode…

  • Pffft, I’ll just go and 3D print myself a statue on shapeways. lol Anyhow, that statue does look bad arse!

  • SaintsRowLee

    Not bad… but for R20K plus? I am not so sure…

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