Every company out there of a reasonable size has a slogan that they have carefully crafted that gives you an insight into who they are, what they are striving for and which is generally absolute horseshit.
I’ve sat in many meetings where these slogans have been created and it really is just a bunch of people sitting around with maybe one person who cares coming up with something that says everything and means nothing all at the same time. For instance Microsoft has used a few tag lines from “Where do you want to go today?” which means what exactly? To “Be what’s next.”… seriously which moronic group of people thought that Be What’s Next meant anything?
Anyway enough whining about corporate garbage, someone (I can’t find the original source) has decided to give all the gaming companies realistic slogans.
Microsoft – We. Control. Everything
Activision – As much money as possible for as little effort as possible
Apple – It doesn’t matter what we do you’ll buy it anyway
Shut up my iPhone 6 is on it’s way now, I have no buyers remorse… I don’t I tell you.
EA – Because f*&k developers, f*&k customers, and f&*k you.
tsk this is a family site.
Mojang – You like Minecraft a lot more than we do
Quite the accurate slogan seeing as they just sold it and walked away.
Nintendo – Same Games More Money
You can’t spell MILKING IT without Mario
Rockstar – F&*k You
Probably the only one I don’t actually agree with…
Sony – We’re… kinda screwed
Yeah relying on a brand name and jacking up electronic prices didn’t quite work out as planned did it?
Square Enix – You play our games the way we want you to
No you’re playing it wrong you stupid boy.
Ubisoft – One step forward, eight steps back
Looking at the reviews of Unity maybe that should be 16 steps back?
Valve – We used to make games, now we make money
All hail lord Gabe
Last Updated: November 13, 2014