If President Obama Played Modern Warfare 2

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Agent Dude: President Obama, we are under attack from the Russians.

Obama: I know, the graphics are awesome hey!

Agent Dude: No sir, I mean like the Russians are like, actually invading the West Coast.

Obama: Hmmm, I understand, okay just one more map. *ah, stupid camper*

Agent Dude: No sir, we need to move now, what are our orders.

Obama: Err, okay I got it. Go and find me the first soldier you can named Ramirez and like, send him in to sort things out.

Agent Dude: Ramirez, sir?

Obama: Yeah, he will handle it. I’m going to go make a sandwich. Oh, if we still have those Playstation 2 nuclear missile systems, use those as well.

Agent Dude: Sir, I don’t think you understand the severity of this situation.

Obama: Okay, get me someone named Soap as well, I think he is Scottish. *oh laaag, laag*

Agent Dude: So let me get this straight, you want me to find soldiers named Ramirez and Soap?

Obama: I know, I know, it sounds like a Latino Hygiene convention, just do it.

Agent Dude: Sir, we have reports that a Nuclear Bomb has just been detonated.

Obama: That would explain my game dropping… oh great now the new host is from England and I’m lagging. That’s it, I declare war on Russia.

Agent Dude: It’s a little late for that sir.

Obama: Okay well let’s just handle this how we handle everything else, send 4 nukes to the Middle East, 5 to Russia and then blame North Korea. Now leave me alone, I nearly have my AC130.

Last Updated: November 23, 2009

Nick De Bruyne

Video games writer, editor and critic since '08. Living and breathing video games, movies and cars since the 80s. Follow me on Twitter if you love tons of gaming talk, and @pennyworthrevs for fun stuff and links.

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