Agent Dude: President Obama, we are under attack from the Russians.
Obama: I know, the graphics are awesome hey!
Agent Dude: No sir, I mean like the Russians are like, actually invading the West Coast.
Obama: Hmmm, I understand, okay just one more map. *ah, stupid camper*
Agent Dude: No sir, we need to move now, what are our orders.
Obama: Err, okay I got it. Go and find me the first soldier you can named Ramirez and like, send him in to sort things out.
Agent Dude: Ramirez, sir?
Obama: Yeah, he will handle it. I’m going to go make a sandwich. Oh, if we still have those Playstation 2 nuclear missile systems, use those as well.
Agent Dude: Sir, I don’t think you understand the severity of this situation.
Obama: Okay, get me someone named Soap as well, I think he is Scottish. *oh laaag, laag*
Agent Dude: So let me get this straight, you want me to find soldiers named Ramirez and Soap?
Obama: I know, I know, it sounds like a Latino Hygiene convention, just do it.
Agent Dude: Sir, we have reports that a Nuclear Bomb has just been detonated.
Obama: That would explain my game dropping… oh great now the new host is from England and I’m lagging. That’s it, I declare war on Russia.
Agent Dude: It’s a little late for that sir.
Obama: Okay well let’s just handle this how we handle everything else, send 4 nukes to the Middle East, 5 to Russia and then blame North Korea. Now leave me alone, I nearly have my AC130.
Last Updated: November 23, 2009