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If President Obama Played Modern Warfare 2

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Agent Dude: President Obama, we are under attack from the Russians.

Obama: I know, the graphics are awesome hey!

Agent Dude: No sir, I mean like the Russians are like, actually invading the West Coast.

Obama: Hmmm, I understand, okay just one more map. *ah, stupid camper*

Agent Dude: No sir, we need to move now, what are our orders.

Obama: Err, okay I got it. Go and find me the first soldier you can named Ramirez and like, send him in to sort things out.

Agent Dude: Ramirez, sir?

Obama: Yeah, he will handle it. I’m going to go make a sandwich. Oh, if we still have those Playstation 2 nuclear missile systems, use those as well.

Agent Dude: Sir, I don’t think you understand the severity of this situation.

Obama: Okay, get me someone named Soap as well, I think he is Scottish. *oh laaag, laag*

Agent Dude: So let me get this straight, you want me to find soldiers named Ramirez and Soap?

Obama: I know, I know, it sounds like a Latino Hygiene convention, just do it.

Agent Dude: Sir, we have reports that a Nuclear Bomb has just been detonated.

Obama: That would explain my game dropping… oh great now the new host is from England and I’m lagging. That’s it, I declare war on Russia.

Agent Dude: It’s a little late for that sir.

Obama: Okay well let’s just handle this how we handle everything else, send 4 nukes to the Middle East, 5 to Russia and then blame North Korea. Now leave me alone, I nearly have my AC130.

Last Updated: November 23, 2009

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