Ana Karoline

It’s a new month my people. And with it, the usual drive to do something different. Word is, that some folks want this to be a straight edge month. I’m sorry, but even though I’m a temperance chap myself, I can’t support OcSober. Because October is the month…OF ROCK!

In Other News: Watch Dogs hides a conspiracy on two discs, Halo is another ancient game that will be free, EA has an idea and Killzone Shadow Fall is how big?

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy holding myself back from ripping my laptop a new one.

News

Wii production to end in Japan
EA proposes Sim City mods
Watch Dogs requires install on Xbox 360, ships on two discs
Halo 3 free on Xbox 360 games for gold in October
Mighty No 9 will rock the PS4 and Xbox One
Screen Australia gives $2.6 million to 21 indies
Killzone Shadow Fall is a 50GB download
Guerilla Games next project is completely different from Killzone

Stuff

How Disney Infinity made all its characters look the same
Finding beauty in the world of GTA V through the art of the selfie
Dildos and candles in the ass – Nintendo in the 1990s
Are we truly an HD generation

Videos

Tales of Symphonia Chronicles – Debut trailer

Rain – Launch trailer

NBA 2K14 – PS4 trailer

What’s on at The Movies

The Breaking Bad finale – What did you think, plus lots more
Chris Hemsworth talks Cyber – Terrorism and vulnerabilities
Scream 5 will end the franchise
Is Warner Bros gearing up to reboot the Gumball Rally
We review Runner Runner – Lacklustre gambling thriller is a bust
James Spader talks about getting ready to play the titualr villain in Avengers: Age of Ultron

Model: Ana Karoline

Last Updated: October 1, 2013

1.1
was reviewed on PC

119 Comments

  1. Lung extensions – Check. Lingerie – Check. Rear end – Error, no rear end deployed! Still, lovely body. Why so serious though?

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 1, 2013 at 16:05

      I’m wondering why she has kryptonite on the table. It makes me suspicious.

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 1, 2013 at 16:05

        How did you even notice that!?

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 1, 2013 at 16:05

          …still can’t see it

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:06

            You gotta look carefully. Look left of her. It’s very subtle

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:06

            I’M TRYING TO MAN!!!

            I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU SPEAK OF

          • Hammersteyn

            October 1, 2013 at 16:14

            I tried but my browser automatically went to Google.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:14

            Mmmm. Those autoredirects

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 1, 2013 at 16:12

          I am extremely focused. #foreverSP!

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          • Rincethis

            October 1, 2013 at 16:13

            OI! I’m #foreverSP!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:14

            AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT

            😛

          • Rincethis

            October 1, 2013 at 16:16

            Ha! I haven’t seen Umar about today… Have you? Ever since I said he isn’t my special friend any more because he isn’t coming to the LG meet up on Sat, I’ve heard very little…

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 1, 2013 at 16:05

        where?

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 1, 2013 at 16:06

        Table?

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 1, 2013 at 16:07

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          • Hammersteyn

            October 1, 2013 at 16:13

            One handed typing?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:13

            nope, typing with my forehead, need two hands for this beast

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:14

            SIES MAN!

          • Hammersteyn

            October 1, 2013 at 16:14

            Bwahahahaha

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:15

            One for the magnifying glass, the other for the pepper to make it sneeze?

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:16

            BUUUUUUUURN

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:17

            Have to find it to burn it…

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:18

            Bwhahahahahahaha. Oh Lardus. You make me lulz

          • Hammersteyn

            October 1, 2013 at 16:17

            Damn that’s cold.

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:18

            Oldest excuse in the books 😉

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:18

            XD

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:17

            heh, sounds like you are the one with that experience Lardus.

            Ek is AGT DUIM, jy is AG SHAME

            😛

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:18

            Ek is V-6, jy is V-uit 🙂

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:19

            Wat? 8 duim van die grond af?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:19

            nee, inni RONDTE

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:20

            kort en kragtig?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:20

            dik en magtig

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:21

            We should stop

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 1, 2013 at 16:21

            that’s what she said…

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:22

            0.o

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            October 1, 2013 at 16:23

            AG SHAME? Ja ek gooi hom oor my skouer en sê ag shame terwyl ek hom streel! 😉

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:24

            Haha!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 1, 2013 at 16:24

            AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:25

            This is making my day

      • Johan du Preez

        October 8, 2013 at 14:16

        There kryptonite … wait what there’s a table ?

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    • Lara's John

      October 1, 2013 at 16:20

      Apparently serious is sexy. APPARENTLY

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 1, 2013 at 16:21

        Still better than duckface

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        • Lara's John

          October 1, 2013 at 16:21

          Million times better.

          Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 1, 2013 at 16:21

          HUNT EM ALL

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          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:22

            And spear them!

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 1, 2013 at 16:22

            Urm….

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:23

            With spearguns of course

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        October 1, 2013 at 16:29

        Well, she is seriously sexy 😛

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    • JJNutter

      October 2, 2013 at 09:05

  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 1, 2013 at 16:05

    ( . )( . )

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 1, 2013 at 16:09

      Tieflike liete… rerig. Verdien om gesê te word

      Reply

  3. Hammersteyn

    October 1, 2013 at 16:09

    XBOX doing it right again, giving away Halo 3 in October…. oh wait…released in 2007?

    http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aYb4Rpw_460sa.gif

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 1, 2013 at 16:10

      Yeah, by now, if you still have not played it, you may not want to play it…

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 1, 2013 at 16:10

      Oh so that’s what’s in the news section.

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 1, 2013 at 16:13

        Sheesh I barely made it down to the comments section

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    • Rincethis

      October 1, 2013 at 16:12

      Win my friend, win 🙂

      Reply

  4. SaintsRowNigri

    October 1, 2013 at 16:12

    The Official SaintsRowNigri rating of today’s ION header is: “Is that a cannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

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    • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

      October 1, 2013 at 16:22

      No, its a tic tac… Uh… Wait…

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      • Lara's John

        October 1, 2013 at 16:23

        Subtle

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  5. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    October 1, 2013 at 16:17

    Is it just me, or do you think that if Infinites’ Elizabeth grew up, she’d look pretty much exactly like this dashing female?

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 1, 2013 at 16:17

      Dude… You are right!

      Reply

      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 1, 2013 at 16:34

        Was trying to figure where them eyes of her belonged, just made sense if you slapped her in that blue dress from Infinite!

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 1, 2013 at 16:18

      GAAAAAAAAAAAAH

      O_O

      O_O

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 1, 2013 at 16:19

      I just dry heaved

      o_O

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      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 1, 2013 at 16:33

        what did I say now??? 😛

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  6. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 1, 2013 at 16:19

    “Scream 5 will end the franchise”
    Ummm….Scream 2 ended the franchise ages ago.

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    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      October 1, 2013 at 16:20

      True that!

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 1, 2013 at 16:20

      HAHAHA

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    • Lara's John

      October 1, 2013 at 16:20

      Boom

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 1, 2013 at 16:20

      I really though it came full circle with her brother in the third one. Oh well.

      Reply

  7. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 1, 2013 at 16:20

    OK dudes, I’m out, have fun ogling this fine specimen

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 1, 2013 at 16:20

      Done already?

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 1, 2013 at 16:22

        As fine as she is, traffic is a harsh mistress

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        • Lara's John

          October 1, 2013 at 16:22

          True. She makes you wait. Worst kind.

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        • Lardus-Resident Perve

          October 1, 2013 at 16:22

          If I do not leave at 16:02, I stay put until 17:30. Guess it is a 17:30 day for me.

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          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:23

            If I leave at 16:00 I probably won’t be allowed back tomorrow

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:24

            Need to arrive at 7 to leave at 16. Good thing I only arrived at 8:30 haha

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:24

            Lucky bastard. I get here at 7 and leave at 5 if I’m lucky.

    • Lara's John

      October 1, 2013 at 16:22

      Cheerio chap!

      Reply

  8. Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

    October 1, 2013 at 16:21

    Between work being so hectically busy and cookie clicker I don’t have time to comment on anything let alone read :O

    But is it just me or does this lady look as if she could be a Dominatrix?

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 1, 2013 at 16:24

      I guess she could, either way she is mighty fine!

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      • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

        October 1, 2013 at 16:25

        Hey, I wasn’t complaining… She could dominate me any time 😛

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 1, 2013 at 16:26

          So your that type hey… Ill send you a ball gag for xmas 🙂

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          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            October 1, 2013 at 16:27

            Nope, but I would try it for her 😉

    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      October 1, 2013 at 16:25

      Oh man, now I have BDSM on the brain. Thanks a lot!

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 1, 2013 at 16:25

        Don’t you always?

        Hehehe, ok now I really have to leave.

        thanks for TEH LULZ

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      • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

        October 1, 2013 at 16:26

        Sticks and stones may break my bones… But whips and chains excite me 😉

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        • Lara's John

          October 1, 2013 at 16:26

          At least she comes with airbags for the high impact incidents.

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:27

            DD air bags!

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:28

            Timmeh!
            Big is not for me. Looks like a hot air balloon

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:29

            Moar for me then!

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:29

            *Kindly steps aside

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:33

            *Was already in the front of the queue

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:34

            BOOM!

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:35

            That explains why I was lying on the floor (having been pushed aside by you eager neanderthals)

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:32

            you like em small do you?

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:33

            I like them just right.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:34

            Not too hot, not too cold but just right?

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:34

            Goldilocks teaches you about more than just about bear porridge

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:35

            Do you tell Lara to wear the Tombraider suit?

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:37

            I think it’s time to change my name. This one is boring.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:38

            To what?

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:38

            Dunno. My creativity has left me.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:39

            Johnny Bravo!

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            October 1, 2013 at 16:29

            Just remember the safe word!!!

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:30

            Tanya?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:32

            What you on about? Flamingos and tanyas!

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:33

            Trying to figure out the safe word. You never know when you might need it.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 1, 2013 at 16:33

            Its Tickle my balls. hahaha

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:31

            FL?GG??NK?€?HIŒ??L?ÊN like in Eurotrip 😛

          • Lara's John

            October 1, 2013 at 16:31

            Flamingo?

          • Hammersteyn

            October 1, 2013 at 16:34

            A man of your reputation has probably used that lots of times 😉

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 1, 2013 at 16:48

            Hehehe – never needed it…until Sunday eve that is…but didn’t use it even then

          • Hammersteyn

            October 1, 2013 at 17:09

            o_0, yeah that kinda makes sense now that I think about it.

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            October 1, 2013 at 16:37

        • Lardus-Resident Perve

          October 1, 2013 at 16:28

          I normally get weird looks when I say that in the office…

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    • That Happy Twit

      October 2, 2013 at 07:21

      Damn that cookie clicker!!!

      Reply

  9. TiMsTeR1033

    October 1, 2013 at 16:30

    The real reason for government shut down today!

    Reply

    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      October 1, 2013 at 16:35

      *cough* reddit *cough*

      Reply

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