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In Other News – 04 February 2014

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Melissa Clarke

This year, you the people get to decide on the very future of our country. Now, I’m not here to say that you should vote for party A or party B. No, I’m merely going to suggest that you cast aside your ballots, help me build a rocket, shove it full of politicians from any party and fire it into the sun. Simple, isn’t it?

In Other News: Prepare for a new-gen smackdown, go on another Journey this year, Assassin’s Creed 4 gets the mother of all patches and Steam feels the music.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was busy hiding seventy bags of tea before I drank too much of the stuff.

News

WWE 2K15 and NBA 2K15 confirmed for PS4 and Xbox One in fiscal year 2015
The Wolf Among Us Episode 2 release date announced
Journey developer could reveal new title this year
Assassin’s Creed 4 gets 2.3 gig patch on PS4
Final Fantasy Tactics director talks new game
Monster Hunter roars to life at Universal Studios Japan
Steam Music beta coming soon to Big Picture
Ikaruga on Steam offers screen rotatio, two ships on one controller

Stuff

Even Killzone can be pretty when it tries
You’re Playing It Wrong: The Simpsons Tapped Out becomes a gateway to a far darker addiction
Why people play Starcraft
Thief, Eidos Montreal’s carefully balanced bid to revive a genre originator

Videos

Marvel Heroes – Nightcrawler trailer
Mega 64 – Tummy Ache
Silent Hill – Series montage

What’s on at The Movies

Freemantle Media now owns the rights to American Gods
Expect a classic, darker Doctor from Peter Capaldi in Doctor Who
Justice League War sets up a new continuity for future DC animated films
David Goyer to direct sci-fi action film The Breach
You shouldn’t drink and horse in this green band trailer for A million ways to die in the west

Model: Melissa Clarke

Last Updated: February 4, 2014

39 Comments

  1. wow… usually this place is flooded with comments lol

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    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 4, 2014 at 16:06

      Give it time 😉

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    • Gavin Mannion

      February 4, 2014 at 18:46

      Want a fun stat that we found while looking for Darryn’s tea today?

      We get on average 16500 comments a month… That’s more than the amount of rice grains in Geoff’s dinner tonight

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      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        February 4, 2014 at 20:26

        Oh snap

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  2. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 4, 2014 at 16:06

    GIRL-IN-LINGERIE-CEPTION

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  3. ToshZA

    February 4, 2014 at 16:07

    Melissa, LAGZ go-to-girl for ION’s.

    Slow day Darryn?

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    • The D

      February 4, 2014 at 16:43

      I don’t see how more Melissa Clarke is a bad thing at all.

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      • VampyricSquirrel Monk

        February 4, 2014 at 16:44

        @ToshZA:disqus He has a point

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        • ToshZA

          February 4, 2014 at 16:49

          I suppose he does. 😛

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      • Brian Murphy

        February 4, 2014 at 20:30

        Definitely agree, she’s beautiful

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  4. RinceThis2014

    February 4, 2014 at 16:08

    Did you know that most of the time when you buy a box of tea bags that state they contain 100 tea bags there are usually only 98 in them? You can complain if there is and then get a load of more tea for free? True stroy!

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    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 4, 2014 at 16:09

      Free tea? Are you kidding me? Can it be? WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

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      • RinceThis2014

        February 4, 2014 at 16:10

        Yeah. Was at a marketing thing the other day and they talked about this. Not sure how much bullshit they were making up but the idea behind it is that so few people can be arsed to complain that it’s a viable business model.

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        • FoxOneZA

          February 4, 2014 at 16:17

          I also need to double check on the amount of tea leaves contained in each tea bag p_o

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 4, 2014 at 16:09

      *story.

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      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        February 4, 2014 at 16:09

        looooool

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      • RinceThis2014

        February 4, 2014 at 16:11

        *Shut your pie hole

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    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 4, 2014 at 16:09

      How does one stroy precious?

      Reply

  5. TiMsTeR1033

    February 4, 2014 at 16:08

    not too bad header.

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  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 4, 2014 at 16:08

    Hmm, not a big fan of those tattoos. Also, don’t wear heels on the couch damn it.

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    • VampyricSquirrel Monk

      February 4, 2014 at 16:10

      I was always told that your shoes shouldn’t be on the chair… “chairs are made for butts”

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 4, 2014 at 16:12

        I know. Drives me insane when I go to gym & guys put their shoes on the bench. That’s what the FLOOR is for.

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        • Mossel

          February 5, 2014 at 07:47

          But how do you do a one arm dumbbell row without putting your foot on a bench?

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 5, 2014 at 08:15

            No, I mean in the change room.

          • Mossel

            February 5, 2014 at 08:20

            lol fair enough. I actually also do that, to tie my shoe laces! Im not the most flexible guy around.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 5, 2014 at 08:35

            No that’s fine. I’m talking about the guys who take off their shoes & then put them on the bench while they’re getting changed or bugger off to the showers. It irritates the crap out of me. lol.

    • RinceThis2014

      February 4, 2014 at 16:11

      Thank god for commas 😛

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 4, 2014 at 16:13

        Why am I not surprised that you’re actively looking for a grammar or spelling error after I just corrected one of yours? haha

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        • RinceThis2014

          February 4, 2014 at 16:14

          You know it beatch 😉

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          • VampyricSquirrel Monk

            February 4, 2014 at 16:19

            bitch*

  7. VampyricSquirrel Monk

    February 4, 2014 at 16:09

    She pretty hawt… again.

    I think I’ll take a Lazygamer.net stamp when I go vote and vote for you guys to run the country!

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    • Gavin Mannion

      February 4, 2014 at 18:44

      I couldn’t think of a better idea

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    • CypherGate

      February 5, 2014 at 06:52

      Free gaming for all! Gaming tournaments in schools! Gaming classes as well! History of gaming!

      Reply

  8. Rags

    February 4, 2014 at 16:41

    • VampyricSquirrel Monk

      February 4, 2014 at 16:43

      A gunner riding a raptor riding a fire breathing shark… epic!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 4, 2014 at 16:52

      fine then I shall post this for no reason. why because its a nice picture!

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      • oVg 60fps > 30fps

        February 4, 2014 at 16:57

        Same

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 4, 2014 at 18:55

      That might just be the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

      Reply

  9. Lord Chaos

    February 4, 2014 at 17:07

    The way this country is going I’m signing up for the one way trip to Mars.

    Reply

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