This year, you the people get to decide on the very future of our country. Now, I’m not here to say that you should vote for party A or party B. No, I’m merely going to suggest that you cast aside your ballots, help me build a rocket, shove it full of politicians from any party and fire it into the sun. Simple, isn’t it?
In Other News: Prepare for a new-gen smackdown, go on another Journey this year, Assassin’s Creed 4 gets the mother of all patches and Steam feels the music.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was busy hiding seventy bags of tea before I drank too much of the stuff.
WWE 2K15 and NBA 2K15 confirmed for PS4 and Xbox One in fiscal year 2015
The Wolf Among Us Episode 2 release date announced
Journey developer could reveal new title this year
Assassin’s Creed 4 gets 2.3 gig patch on PS4
Final Fantasy Tactics director talks new game
Monster Hunter roars to life at Universal Studios Japan
Steam Music beta coming soon to Big Picture
Ikaruga on Steam offers screen rotatio, two ships on one controller
Even Killzone can be pretty when it tries
You’re Playing It Wrong: The Simpsons Tapped Out becomes a gateway to a far darker addiction
Why people play Starcraft
Thief, Eidos Montreal’s carefully balanced bid to revive a genre originator
What’s on at The Movies
Freemantle Media now owns the rights to American Gods
Expect a classic, darker Doctor from Peter Capaldi in Doctor Who
Justice League War sets up a new continuity for future DC animated films
David Goyer to direct sci-fi action film The Breach
You shouldn’t drink and horse in this green band trailer for A million ways to die in the west
Model: Melissa Clarke
Last Updated: February 4, 2014