I’ve been trying to invent time travel lately. To do so, I’m going to need an engine that can output plenty of power. And I may have just hit on the perfect solution. A cat, with a slice of toast butter-face up, strapped together and caught in an infinite spin. Suck it Einstein, I’m a genius.
In Other News: Raiden goes in for the overkill next month, Alan Wake has an Oscar winner, End of Nations development put on hold and Watch Dogs is full of naughty bits.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy gathering as many Spur-Workers as possible to embarrass wish Hammersteyn a very happy birthday.
News
Raiden 4: Overkill coming to PS3 in April
Warframe update brings new HUD, weapons and more
Alan Wake developer now employs an Oscar winner
DICE LA to take over Battlefield 4 DLC development after Naval Strike
End of Nations development put on hold
Capcom – Fan service runs thick in new Strider
ESRB rates Watch Dogs for nudity and drunkenness
Zynga rolling out new Farmville, Poker, Words with Friends games
Stuff
You’re Playing It Wrong: weighing up PS4 and Xbox One owners’ predilections in porn
The music industry’s hottest talents reveal their favourite videogame soundtracks – Part one
The perils of writing video games
Thieves break into Double Fine HQ, nobody likes them
Videos
Ultra Street Fighter 4 – Edition select trailer
Trials Fusion – Ride on trailer
Caffeine – Debut teaser
What’s on at The Movies
Rumour – Terminator: Genesis plot details may have just leaked
Inside The Writer’s Studio – Dey wuz Oscar-robbed!
Zack Snyder talks costume and casting in Batman vs Superman
Matthew McCounaughey won’t return for a second season of True detective
Valar Morghulis with the new character posters for Game of Thrones season 4
We review 300: Rise of an Empire – An entertaining if not memorable successor
Zack Snyder hits back at Watchmen criticism, says Terry Gilliam’s version was completely insane
Model: Heather Vandeven
Last Updated: March 4, 2014
Mossel
March 4, 2014 at 16:03
Dat abs.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 4, 2014 at 16:06
Inderdaad.
Lardus-Resident Perve
March 4, 2014 at 16:05
Ummm, I am speechless…
SheHulkNigri
March 4, 2014 at 16:07
I first saw the picture. Then I read her name as Heather Vandevil. Sinful thoughts…
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 4, 2014 at 16:10
Happy bday HAMMERSTEYN (also thanks to Darryn for helping)
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:12
Thanks bud and thanks Darryn. You guys just made my day!
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 4, 2014 at 16:13
😉
Np brother, to celebrate we should shoot some VANU FILTH
RinceThis
March 4, 2014 at 16:18
Happy Birthday dude! You didn’t say! 🙂
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:20
No ones says.
RinceThis
March 4, 2014 at 16:36
But they must! Have a beer tonight on me 😉
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:39
Gonna have more than that dont you worry, thanks bud
Gustav Willem Diedericks
March 4, 2014 at 19:32
Happy birthday dude! May you have a great year!
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 07:44
Thanks bud!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
March 4, 2014 at 18:03
Happy birthday Hammer! Celebrate with a beer or two!
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 07:45
I don’t feel so well…….
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2014 at 07:48
Too many beers?
Happy birthday for yesterday and hope you feel better soon (or get to take work off).
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 08:45
Thanks bud, Hehe I’ll power through.
General JJ the annihilator
March 4, 2014 at 16:18
Wait what? Today?
Dude!
*kind generic words of wishes and future blessings and such*
🙂
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:20
Thanks bud
TiMsTeR1033
March 4, 2014 at 16:18
HIP HIP HOORAY! Happy Birthday dude! how old you be now?
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:20
Getting old 😉
TiMsTeR1033
March 4, 2014 at 16:22
ah I will guess somewhere between 30 and 40 lol
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:24
yup
Scruff304
March 4, 2014 at 16:20
Happy birthday dude! What you get us?
*holds out hands*
TiMsTeR1033
March 4, 2014 at 16:22
a noddy badge
Scruff304
March 4, 2014 at 16:40
Damn it… That like the third one this week… Ok fiiiiiiine….
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:26
LOL, come to my town shots all around!
Ottokie
March 4, 2014 at 16:46
Have a Draft
http://24.media.tumblr.com/412af9534b4077c48c1ee185664765fc/tumblr_mwmrszUm9m1rjhxazo1_500.gif
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:47
Will do 😉
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 07:44
Nice!
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 4, 2014 at 16:54
Your bday?? Happy Birthday hammer!! Hope you have a lekker day brrrrrrrrooooooooo stay awesome
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 17:31
Cheers Umar!
Mossel
March 5, 2014 at 07:21
Totally didn’t read the part about your birthday! So happy birthday for yesterday! Hope you smashed some beers in your face!
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 07:43
And tequila 😉
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 4, 2014 at 16:10
I guess that makes us VANDEVEN
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 4, 2014 at 16:11
Is she holding dem ( . )( . ) or pinching dem .’s?
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:13
I’d like to imagine clamps
HvR
March 4, 2014 at 16:22
Since it is your birthday I’ll go with clamps with sparklers on them
Best wishes.
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:24
hahaha thanks
Ottokie
March 4, 2014 at 16:12
Happy B-day Hammersteyn! Hope you have a good one!
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:13
Will do, must say best ION header I could hope for.
Jonah Cash
March 4, 2014 at 16:46
Oi!! Happy bday man, mine was on Saturday…. We both March babies??!?!? No wonder we are so awesome!!
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 16:47
Hahaha truer words never spoken.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 4, 2014 at 16:13
Infini-cat, AWAY WE GO!
TiMsTeR1033
March 4, 2014 at 16:17
she likes to pinch dem titties!
CypherGate
March 4, 2014 at 16:27
Can anyone tell me if there will ever be news on a the Tekken VS Street Fighter game? Would be so great to get some info on that one.
Rainman
March 4, 2014 at 16:55
Happy Birthday Hammersteyn
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 17:33
Cheers bud, the real cake is on it’s way right? RIGHT?
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 4, 2014 at 16:59
Happy birthday Hammer. Thanx for being part of what makes LG awesome. If you were a girl I’d bang you
Hammersteyn
March 4, 2014 at 17:34
LOL I guess if I was a girl and you were a boy that would be cool… Um yeah…
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 4, 2014 at 20:10
Lol it’s fine, no need to go any further lol
Rock789
March 4, 2014 at 17:33
Happy birthday Hammer! 🙂
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 4, 2014 at 18:06
You mean something like this?
Kensei Seraph
March 5, 2014 at 07:50
That was pretty good, and not at all disturbing… until I realized that the cat cannot eat or drink and will die and then the generator will fail.
Willem Swanepoel
March 5, 2014 at 07:31
If you bite those abs you might break your teeth.