Melissa Clarke

Man, I am one lean and mean falling machine. Now I don’t fall down often, but when I do, I use my face to protect my body. And judging by the big knob on this knob, I did that quite well today. Have an awesome weekend everybody!

In Other News: Dead or Alive recruits, Beyond a demo, Robocop is back and the rarest Pokémon card you’ll ever see.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy figuring out if we could make a Lazygamer sitcom version of Scrubs.


Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate adds a new fighter
Beyond: Two Souls is getting a demo in early October
Ghost Song wraps up Kickstarter campaign with $54 000
Extraction, a free to play FPS with some solid roots
Microsoft revamps Xbox rewards programme
Minecraft Xbox 360 texture packs could end up on that console
Sniper Elite studio teasing a new project
Monster Hunter 4 is the focus of the next Nintendo Direct


One of the rarest Pokemon cards on Earth
Assessment of character – From Mario to Kratos
More Skyrim villain cosplay please


Disney Infinity – Featured Toyboxes trailer

Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare – Character classes trailer

Pokemon X and Y – Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Charmander trailer

What’s on at The Movies

The Doctor Who Christmas special starts shooting this Sunday
Jennifer Lawrence talks Mystique in X-Men: Days of Future Past
Sir Ian McKellen to play an older Sherlock Holmes in A slight trick of the mind
Friday Fright Club – Mama
Movies out today – Superheroes and speedy snails
Terminator has found its director in Alan Taylor
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me in this first trailer and stills for Robocop

Model: Meliisa Clarke

Last Updated: September 6, 2013

was reviewed on PC


  1. Gonna go see my own ION now, so not much time…damn this one is a tease. Will Google tomorrow 😛


    • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

      September 6, 2013 at 16:37

      For once I agree, what a hottie!


      • Lardus-Respect the beard

        September 6, 2013 at 20:46

        Hehe, not such a tease when one Googles her!


  2. Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

    September 6, 2013 at 16:02

    In other news….Trails in The Sky Second Chapter announced !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  3. Mossel

    September 6, 2013 at 16:08

    Tyd om te duik!


    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 6, 2013 at 16:44

      Snormossel duik?


      • Anon A Mouse

        September 6, 2013 at 17:01

        Yes please.


      • Mossel

        September 6, 2013 at 17:47

        Jy weet dit!


  4. Tbone187

    September 6, 2013 at 16:13

    Pinecones !!!!


  5. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 6, 2013 at 16:13

    Where is Tanyaaaaa?


    • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

      September 6, 2013 at 16:37

      Bwahahaha! You ain’t letting that go are you…


  6. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    September 6, 2013 at 16:26

    KNOBCEPTION. Also. Who is Tanya


    • HvR

      September 6, 2013 at 17:06

      Debra’s BFF


  7. HvR

    September 6, 2013 at 17:11

    As jy jou klere so rek moet jy gewiks word.


  8. Decembermaloy

    September 7, 2013 at 09:12

    She has such beautiful eyes. Wow, google if gooooooooood…


  9. Matthew Holliday

    September 8, 2013 at 13:46

    And not a single mention of the new Borderlands 2 level pack and overleveling was made
    the grinding is hard =/
    up to 71 now


  10. Brian Murphy

    September 9, 2013 at 06:14

    SCE Japan’s doing a keynote in a couple hours here for anyone who’s awake and interested.


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