Arianna Espen

Crap. Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. It’s Monday. Much Like Garfield, I hate Monday. Unlike Garfield however, I’m not a humourless caricature that lost its value twenty years ago and is solely used to sell merchandise to a jaded audience that I have no idea where this blurb is going. Um…Lasagne?

In Other News: See the Evil Within, FIFA 14 gets a demo, Lily Bergamo meets Suda 51 and GOG says no to penguins.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy removing Grant from reality.

News

Phantom Breaker Overdrive revealed for PS4
Final Fantasy 14 PS3 players will be able to play PS4 beta for free
FIFA 14 demo hits PS3 and Xbox 360 tomorrow
Phantasy Star Nova announced for Vita
GOG rules out Linux support due to platform disparity
Ryse wants you to name one of its QTE finishers
UK Chart – Rome 2 can’t topple Sait’s Row IV
Lily Bergamo is the newest from Suda 51

Stuff

Bioware founder plays video games in the Amazon with locals
Five gaming mechanics taken for granted
Your box art is drawn by talented humans
Facts about game consumers that I learned from working in retail

Videos

The Evil Within – Gameplay trailer

Battlefield 4 – Weapon customisation

Yakuza Ishin – Playstation 4 trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Warlock
Mandela: Long walk to freedom is a hit at the Toronto Film Festival
Beyond science or religion, Shivers is getting a remake
Monday Box Office Report – It’s a win for Vin
Vin Diesel teases a merging of brands
Paul Giamatti talks about the Rhino in Amazing Spider-Man 2
Marvel wants a female-led superhero film, could it be Katee Sackhoff as Captain Marvel?
Roland Emmerich talks rebooting Stargate and Will Smith’s involvement in the ID4 sequel

Model: Arianna Espen

Last Updated: September 9, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

28 Comments

  1. Left to right, left to right na na nananaaaa

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    • Lardus-Respect the beard

      September 9, 2013 at 16:04

      AWESOME left to AWESOME right!!

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  2. Airborne

    September 9, 2013 at 16:05

    Whoohoo!!! Mondays aint that blue no more, eh @Lardus-Respect the beard ?

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  3. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 9, 2013 at 16:06

    What IS she on? Is that like a bed/sofa thing???

    cannot be unseen…

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 9, 2013 at 16:08

      Dunno but I wish I was on that bed/sofa thing with her.

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    • Airborne

      September 9, 2013 at 16:22

      Hey! that looks like my living room… Dammit! I have to go home, fellas!!!

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 9, 2013 at 16:28

        Bring beer. I’m already there.

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        • John mul-ti-pass

          September 9, 2013 at 16:30

          How’d you get in? And how can you just sit and watch while the poor girl is clearly looking for something she dropped?

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          • Hammersteyn

            September 9, 2013 at 16:32

            It’s mesmerizing

        • Airborne

          September 9, 2013 at 16:31

          Hehehehehe Labels or Castle?

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    • Graeme

      September 9, 2013 at 17:42

      I didn’t notice a sofa, where?

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 9, 2013 at 18:06

        You’ve got 20/20 vision sir 😉

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  4. Mike

    September 9, 2013 at 16:07

    If she wore more clothes she wouldn’t have to warm her backside by pointing it at the fireplace.
    Although that wouldn’t make for a good header.

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  5. Hammersteyn

    September 9, 2013 at 16:07

    Lost contact lens?

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    • John mul-ti-pass

      September 9, 2013 at 16:11

      Good luck to her finding it

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 9, 2013 at 16:18

        I’ll help.

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        • John mul-ti-pass

          September 9, 2013 at 16:30

          I’m sure you know exactly where to look

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          • Hammersteyn

            September 9, 2013 at 16:32

            It’s in the sofas um a watcha call it…… crack?

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 9, 2013 at 16:33

            Suspected as much

    • RinceTheSwineStains

      September 9, 2013 at 16:11

      She’s looking for Grant…

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 9, 2013 at 16:18

        Try the shoe box. What’s she gonna do with him once she finds him?

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        • Airborne

          September 9, 2013 at 16:23

          Well, if he hums a constant note…. 😀

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  6. John mul-ti-pass

    September 9, 2013 at 16:11

    Her lips look heavy

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  7. RinceTheSwineStains

    September 9, 2013 at 16:11

    I knew something hookey was up with Grant, just didn’t expect those machinations to come from Darryn, Geoff, maybe, Gavin, certainly, but not Darryn…

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  8. Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

    September 9, 2013 at 16:12

    The evil within…..can’t wait

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  9. HighlanderZA

    September 9, 2013 at 16:48

    Friends convinced me to download counterstrike. Hope it is worth the effort

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  10. Zuzu

    September 9, 2013 at 17:33

    How I arrived at this article:
    – 90% for the hot ass woman
    – 9% because I’m meant to be studying
    – 1% because I’m interested in the gaming news on a Monday

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  11. Lardus-Respect the beard

    September 10, 2013 at 09:01

    Did not even have to try to get NSFW results. Wow!

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