While Geoff and Darryn prepare for the awesomeness that is E3, I woke up this morning to weather that made me want to cry. So here is a hot, hairy man to warm you up. See, proof that men don’t need to shave their chests… unless their chest hair is ugly and weird.
In Other News: Final Fantasy XIII-3 might be coming to PC, more companies are horrible to developers, and the Harvest Moon creator makes another cheesy game I want.
Here’s the news we didn’t print because I was too jealous of the boys eating El Pollo Loco in LA, where the low is 15°C.
News:
The Ghostbusters will bust a move in Just Dance 2014
Final Fantasy XIII-3 coming to PC?
Dungeon Defenders studio, Trendy Entertainment, a horrible place to work
EA still going to support current gen for many more years
Dragon Age info coming at EA’s E3 press conference
Stuff:
Mario Russian Matryoshka doll – shirt
$3.5billion spent in US of A on games in Q1 of 2013
Nintendo characters drawn in Tetris blocks
Game of Thrones, season 3 as done on Facebook
Videos:
E3 trailer for HomeTown story from Harvest Moon creator
New Killer is Dead Trailer from Suda 51
Dark’s E3 trailer makes me less interested in the game
Model: Dane Goodwin
Last Updated: June 10, 2013
Lardus
June 10, 2013 at 16:04
I hope this is building up to a real Zoe ION! I think it is smart of publishers to support the current gen a while longer, as the next gen might not pic up as fast as is needed due to economy and (despite what fanboys would have us believe) stupid online requirements!
Martin du preez
June 10, 2013 at 16:10
Erm..there’s a dude in my ION..
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
June 10, 2013 at 16:13
Yeah, like totally DUDE…
Martin du preez
June 10, 2013 at 16:24
That’s one small sigh for man, one giant yawn for mankind.
Tbone187
June 10, 2013 at 16:50
Yup,, I believe it’s the 2nd one running and it’s getting out of hand…
Andre116
June 10, 2013 at 17:52
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Kyrelimit
June 10, 2013 at 16:13
Hoooray for dudage – thumbs up !
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
June 10, 2013 at 16:14
ETHREE!
Andreavich
June 10, 2013 at 16:14
Men shave their chests?
Its Just a Ride
June 10, 2013 at 16:26
Not the real one’s
TechniKyle
June 10, 2013 at 17:58
That man has chest hair… I love you Zoe. 😀 Screw E3, this manly ION week is the best thing of 2013! 😀 (Oh, and thank you Gavin for approving)!
OK LADIES, LETS SEND ZOE SOME EXAMPLES!!! HEHEHE
TechniKyle
June 10, 2013 at 17:59
Finally! A model that I want to google! 😛
Skyblue
June 10, 2013 at 18:02
The spacing is not right between the story lines… Oh FUCK !!! There’s also another dude on ION!!!
Kyrelimit
August 14, 2013 at 16:26
Dear Zoe,
As a gay man ( And I dont just play The Sims, shock horror ), I demand more man-candy and ION maybe alternating for the men, ladies, man-lovin-men and lady-lovin-ladies. Gay men possibly might be the only demographic more abused in the gaming circles than women. At least, that’s been my experience.
MORE IONs like this.
*cue flames*