I’m not here. This is all an illusion. I’m actually evolving, and this isn’t even my final form! But at least this new form of mine will have nicer nails and other grooming. I love outsourcing my beauty care. If only I could outsource the rest of it.
In Other News: Australia classifying online games, PS4 reaches China at last, and Pokemon is actually terrifying.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy marveling at Darryn’s rapid hair growth.
News
Australia to trial new, free classification system for online games
Sid Meier on how Starships was designed to encourage players to channel their inner admiral
Logitech’s new mouse aims to satisfy the demands of pro MOBA and FPS players
Dragon Age: Inquisition free trial available on Xbox One this week
PS4 and Vita hit China March 20
Stuff
Watch an Original NES Run Netflix
Mother original arranged soundtrack is being printed on vinyl
Grab Yourself a Bonus Free Game on PSN for a Limited Time Only
Valve won GDC
Vidja
The Order: 1886 Honest Trailer
Project BluStreak Teaser Trailer (Cliff Bleszinski)
The Horrifying Dark Side of the Pokemon Universe
The Movies
Tim Burton to direct live-action DUMBO remake
Rumour – TRON 3 to start filming this October
We review FOCUS – Smith and Robbie dazzle in this entertaining Rom-Con job
Watch the full first episode of POWERS here for free!
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: Which Young Adult novel series do you want to see on the big screen?
Justice is blind in this new trailer for DAREDEVIL
The ZOOLANDER 2 movie for 2016 is so hot right now
Model: New super-thin Macbook
Last Updated: March 11, 2015
Admiral Chief
March 11, 2015 at 16:01
More like super thin failbook
Pariah
March 11, 2015 at 16:07
But you can choose between blue and black.
Admiral Chief
March 11, 2015 at 16:12
I’d like to turn those hipsters black and blue
Pariah
March 11, 2015 at 16:13
Get in line.
Admiral Chief
March 11, 2015 at 16:13
Use my ticketing system
Pariah
March 11, 2015 at 16:15
XD I’m not holding your hand, hippy.
Admiral Chief
March 12, 2015 at 07:12
Pffff, as if I’d let you hold MY hand
Hammersteyn
March 11, 2015 at 16:18
They look gold and white to me
HvR
March 11, 2015 at 16:32
BUt if you turn them white and gold you get extra internet confusion pointz.
FoXTiSiTY
March 11, 2015 at 16:09
More like a paper weight or mouse pad 😛
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 11, 2015 at 16:28
I take it you aren’t a fan of all things Apple?
Admiral Chief
March 12, 2015 at 07:11
I’m not a fan of overpriced inferior hipster tech, no.
How did you guess?
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
March 12, 2015 at 08:34
If I wanted to spend $10K something on something that will be obsolete in 3 years… I’d buy an engagement ring
Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens
March 12, 2015 at 09:07
Engagement rings become obsolete?! No one told me that. What have I done?! It’s too late for me fellows, save yourselves.
Hammersteyn
March 11, 2015 at 16:07
LOOOL Honest Trailers
HvR
March 11, 2015 at 16:33
LOL, press X for the love of god press X!!!!!
Hammersteyn
March 11, 2015 at 16:35
XD XD XD
HvR
March 11, 2015 at 16:48
Just realized Pokemon is basically Illegal dog fighting or Mexican cock fighting: The Game. In some ways that is worse than Miami Hot Line.
Kensei Seraph
March 11, 2015 at 18:20
Dying Light crashes before I can get into the menu…
Apparently there is a dll file missing.
Ranting Raptor
March 11, 2015 at 19:54
Reinstall. Also run the installs under the redist folder in the game folder to make sure DX and all that are good
Kensei Seraph
March 12, 2015 at 08:02
Apparently that doesn’t work.
I’m going to try it on my laptop and pray that it works.
Ranting Raptor
March 12, 2015 at 08:57
Seriously? Which dll is missing?
Did you sail the seven seas for it? *waggles eyebrows*
Kensei Seraph
March 12, 2015 at 09:43
The one in the directory, that I’ve also copied into the System32 and SysWOW64 folders.
Ranting Raptor
March 12, 2015 at 11:49
Eish dude.