If there’s one thing that I do not understand (besides maths, manners, how to drive, which berries to avoid eating in the wild and personal hygiene), it’s Shark Week. I genuinely do not get the mania behind this week. Now make no mistake, sharks are awesome. Especially when they’re in the sea and I’m on dry land, far away from them.
But if I was ever confronted by a shark, I’d be likely to toss the closest person around me into their path so that I could bugger off. And I just don’t get Shark Week. Somebody explain this to me please, before I feed the Discovery channel to the local Great Whites in my harbour.
In Other News: There’s a Reckoning on the way, Deathclaws gone wild, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger is back and wait until you meet Black Holmes!
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because Pick ‘N Pay wouldn’t let us.
News
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Reckoning dated for PC & PS4
InXile details Torment: Tides of Numenera “narrative character generation”
Fallout Shelter has already been hacked on Android
Armada becomes Tooth and Tail, first “real” screen released
Hatoful Boyfriend creator reveals Black Holmes
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 4 is coming to Steam 10 years after its predecessor was released
There’s a big Devolver Digital sale on Steam
Blizzard registers eSports service trademark for ‘Compete’
Stuff
Hi Chun-Li!
The unlikely story behind YouTube’s most-viewed gaming video
Deathclaws just wrecked my Fallout shelter
Metal Gear Solid: The first modern video game
Video
Final Fantasy XV – Marlboro gameplay trailer
The Crew – Wild Run trailer
SkyForge – Crucible of the Gods trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Check out 1st pics of Dolph Lundgren in KINDERGARTEN COP 2… Wait, there’s a KINDERGARTEN COP 2?!
YOU review THE VATICAN TAPES – Not a blessed movie
Movies out Today: 14 August 2015
More details arise on the troubled shoot of FANTASTIC FOUR
Your favourite Time Lord is back in this new series 9 trailer for DOCTOR WHO
Event series HEROES REBORN is Season 10 according to Tim Kring
One man takes on the whole world in this trailer for TRUMBO
SA’s Weekend Top 10 (7 to 9 August)
Last Updated: August 14, 2015
Lord Chaos
August 14, 2015 at 16:02
You should really think about going shark cage diving. It’s awesome
Pariah
August 14, 2015 at 16:03
So I take it you really enjoy *that* time of the month?
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:03
Ewwwwww! Even by my standards that is Ewwwwwwww! Well done. You grossed me out…
Pariah
August 14, 2015 at 16:07
Clearly you don’t have kids. Or haven’t had any kind of long-term relationship? 😛
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:10
I have never been separated from my right hand even once!
Lord Chaos
August 14, 2015 at 16:11
You and Hammersteyn must be brothers.
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:11
I do not masturbate my brother. No matter how many times he asked me!
Lord Chaos
August 14, 2015 at 16:13
Net Tant Palm en haar 5 dogters.
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:14
5 Vriendinne. Ek doen nie incest nie…
HvR
August 14, 2015 at 16:12
Dutch is Hammersteyn’s right hand man
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2015 at 16:24
STAHP!
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2015 at 16:24
what?
stfenix
August 14, 2015 at 16:52
Dutch Rudder?
Hammersteyn
August 17, 2015 at 08:56
LOL!
Lord Chaos
August 14, 2015 at 16:07
As you can clearly see, I prefer Lycans over Vampires. 😛
Pariah
August 14, 2015 at 16:08
Hey, what’s wrong with a lycan loving a vampire? O_o
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:09
To answer that, Underworld Whatsherface… Cannot even remember the title.
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2015 at 16:05
*Forgets to lock door
Ryanza
August 14, 2015 at 16:14
or just pick any beach in south africa and go surfing with a body suit
HvR
August 14, 2015 at 16:04
1 Bear, 1 girl, 1 cup anyone?
HvR
August 14, 2015 at 16:06
Maybe Darryn(or another cosplayer) answer me on here, where can I buy thermoplastics like Worbla?
Mistake Not...
August 14, 2015 at 16:06
Fallout Shelter on Android! Finally!
Ryanza
August 14, 2015 at 16:06
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2015/02/05/05-rihanna-shark.w529.h352.2x.jpg
Lord Chaos
August 14, 2015 at 16:07
Where the hell have you been?
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:08
Crying in the corner since it was announced that Witcher 3 had a patch! 😛
Pariah
August 14, 2015 at 16:08
*day 1 patch
Ryanza
August 14, 2015 at 16:12
http://cdn.instructables.com/F3C/43P4/HET1AU01/F3C43P4HET1AU01.LARGE.jpg
Lord Chaos
August 14, 2015 at 16:09
I would have hoped it had a patch.
As a programmer there is nothing worse than code that works perfectly first time round.
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:09
As a support tech, that clears up a shitload of questions for me! Thanks!
Lord Chaos
August 14, 2015 at 16:12
Fun cycle though. You blame us, we blame you, and at the end it turns out it was a third party’s fault.
Dutch Matrix
August 14, 2015 at 16:13
Yes. Those fucking QA’s for not doing their job right!
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2015 at 16:25
Extreme paranoia ensues
Ryanza
August 14, 2015 at 16:12
http://www.naturebrackets.com/assets/images/shark-mailbox-bracket.png
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2015 at 16:31
WEEKEND!
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VampyreSquirrel
August 14, 2015 at 16:50
He couldn’t have been working very hard… the PC wasn’t even plugged in. Neither was the keyboard.
DragonSpirit009
August 14, 2015 at 16:43
So awesome to come home and be greeted by a symphony of dogs! Good start to a weekend!
Aaron Lucas
August 14, 2015 at 16:47
Black Holmes? His first name isn’t John is it? :/
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
August 14, 2015 at 17:53
The standard procedure in case of a shark attack for scuba divers:
Stab your buddy and swim away.
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
August 14, 2015 at 17:54
I should mention that I’ve been diving with sharks a few times and have never had to employ the above procedure.