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In Other News – 14 October 2013

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Kacie James

I’m not going to lie to you guys: I’ve been playing way too much Pokemon. Fortunately, having a handheld console is awesome in PE, judging by the fact that we happen to have more blackouts than the Kardashians after a night out.

In Other News: The Wind Waker sails to success in the UK, God of War devs ascend to other projects, Batman in your hands and Trevor has a message for you.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy selling clean wrecking balls that Miley Cyrus had not ruined yet.

News

Nintendo Wii U sales soar thanks to Wind Waker HD
Riot boss Twitter account hacked, unreleased card game leaked
Government shutdown halts Pokemon X and Y shipment
Deus Ex Human Revolution Director’s Cut available as cheap upgrade on PC
Batman Arkham Origins iOS and Android tie-in announced
Thief Homage The Dark mod steals spotlight, goes standalone
God of War: Ascension dev transitioning to other projects
The Long Dark hits fundraising goal three days before the lights go out

Stuff

Retrospective – Animal Crossing
The slightly terrifyin alternative to the Oculus Rift
The making of – Blade Runner
GTA V’s Trevor tells fan to go f**k himself

Videos

Skyjacker – Space pirate trailer
Shadow Warrior – Visceral clean-up trailer
SOMA – Gameplay teaser

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Braindead
Monday Box Office Report – Machete can’t kill Gravity
No, this first trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins is not just a missing episode of Spartacus
Star Wars: The Clone Wars will return for one more season, check out the first villain from Star Wars: Rebels
George Clooney is fighting for culture and a way of life in this new trailer for The Monuments Men
Charlie Hunnam pulls out of Fifty Shades of Grey
Stretch Armstrong the movie has been cancelled, the world rejoices

Model: Kacie James

Last Updated: October 14, 2013

22 Comments

  1. Ooooh Left to right – DAT ASS! Seems she already has the necklace I want to give her hehe

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    • Skyblue

      October 14, 2013 at 16:25

      ROFL!!!

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    • Grant Hancock

      October 14, 2013 at 16:30

      Dat Ass indeed !

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    • Draco Lusus

      October 14, 2013 at 16:37

      With a name like Kacie James, I’m guessing she has had a few of those necklaces given to her 😉

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  2. Umar ZoMg Reiner

    October 14, 2013 at 16:01

    I just want to say..in other news…..KINGDOM HEARTS 2.5 HD was announced!!!

    HD BIRTH BY SLEEP!!!!!!!

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  3. Hammersteyn

    October 14, 2013 at 16:09

    That GTA V link where Trevor yells at the fan is awesome!!! Steven Ogg looks just like Trevor!

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    • Skyblue

      October 14, 2013 at 19:16

      That was actually pretty friggin eerie!

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  4. SaintsRowNigri

    October 14, 2013 at 16:14

    The official SaintsRowNigri rating of today’s ION is: What is it about black lacy lingerie that seems to just drive men wild? And she certainly got that girl next door look down. Well done!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 14, 2013 at 16:42

      Perhaps it’s the ass!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 14, 2013 at 18:58

      Girl next door, or girl next door’s mom? :/

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        October 15, 2013 at 08:05

        Why not both? 😉

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 15, 2013 at 08:18

          bowchickawowow!

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  5. Fair usage John

    October 14, 2013 at 16:30

    Since Unavengedavo has not been here yet, I shall leave this…

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 14, 2013 at 16:34

      The talent part comes where he survives :/

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      • Fair usage John

        October 14, 2013 at 16:35

        Or somehow being able to convince yourself that this was a good idea.

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      • Skyblue

        October 14, 2013 at 16:45

        LOL!! Okay, that made me laugh, thx!

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      October 14, 2013 at 16:42

      The above-linked video has been circulating since 2009 and is variously reported as an audition for the television show Armenia’s Got Talent, Poland’s Got Talent, or Russia’s Got Talent gone horribly wrong, a haplessly comedic “William Tell” act that ends with one participant taking an arrow straight through the head. No program by any of those names exists, however, and the set shown in the video curiously features only generic signs and props reading

      “Talent” in English — no fuller program name is displayed, no signage bearing anything written in the language of the country in which this program supposedly aired is evident, and no one in the clip speaks a word of dialogue.

      The video can be pegged as fake for a number of reasons, chief among them that if such a horrible accident had truly occurred during the recording of a television show, it would not have been broadcast, and so we’d expect to be viewing the action “raw” as captured by a single camera. Yet the clip has obviously been cleanly edited (to include cuts to the judges’ reactions) and has been subject to post-production (to add graphic overlays), simulating the appearance of something that was prepared or aired as part of a finished program. (Not to mention that the bowman fails to evince the least bit of horror or surprise at having “accidentally” shot his partner in the head.)

      The clip appears to be a promotion for the CULT Cola energy drink, a can of which the “victim” ostentatiously takes from one of the judges and places atop his head — with the label properly facing the camera — after failing at multiple efforts to balance an apple on his noggin.

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      • Fair usage John

        October 14, 2013 at 16:52

        Party pooper

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          October 14, 2013 at 16:56

          Hehe, you called me out 😛

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  6. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 14, 2013 at 16:59

    I bet the drapes matches the carpet, if you know what I mean… Because brown does go really good with cream, maybe we should consult an interior designer?

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    • Andre116

      October 14, 2013 at 17:15

      Hardwood floors I reckon.

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        October 14, 2013 at 18:42

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