Man, this week has kicked my ass. I know I say that often because I’m a complete wimp, but I really feel like it did a number on me this time. I’m going to go coma myself into fighting shape for next week. Have a great weekend everybody, because the D is outta here.
In Other News: Ace Combat flies in, Metal Gear Solid 5 goes beyond the console and a bunch of Angry Beards are coming for your castle.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy trying to get everyone back inside their pokeballs.
News
New Ace Combat Infinity screenshots and trailer show aerial combat in action
Kojima – Metal Gear Solid 5 will go beyond the console
Tropico Apocalypse DLC spells the end of all things
Wii U sales jump 200% in USA
Angry Beards Castlestorm coming to PS3 and Vita
Games for Gold will remain ongoing for Xbox 360
TV Sports – Xbox One getting a soccer reality show
Scale tells a tale of prison break atomic science
Stuff
Apologies if this art slaps you in the eyeballs
Grinding to a halt – Are the tricks that developers use to hold our attention losing power?
The Playstation 4 has tiny Playstation screws inside of it
The Wolf Among Us – From the outside
Videos
The Inner World – Gameplay trailer
Batman: Arkham Origins – Transformation trailer
Nether – Live action trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones is ready for you
Watch 15 minutes of B-Roll footage for Thor: The Dark World
These Indiana Jones blu-ray discs are pretty disappointing
Chris Pratt talks Rocket Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy
Movies out today – Space survival and real life icons
This first trailer for Wes Anderson’s The Grand Budapest hotel is charming, so charming!
Looks like Paramount is rocking the boat over the final cut of Darren Aronofsky’s worrisome Noah
Model: Jenna Nikol
Last Updated: October 18, 2013
Kensei Seraph
October 18, 2013 at 16:06
A self-induced coma.
Now that sounds like a week-end I could do with.
marilynbright23
October 22, 2013 at 22:26
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got a brand new Lexus LS400 after I been earnin $9245 this-past/five weeks
and would you believe, ten k this past month. it’s certainly the most
financially rewarding I’ve ever had. I started this 4 months ago and pretty
much immediately got me more than $72, per-hour. I use the details on this
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Draco Lusus
October 18, 2013 at 16:09
Looks just like Kayden Kross…
Skyblue
October 18, 2013 at 22:44
What do you do exactly that gets you introductions to “man meat butcheries”?
ToshZA
October 18, 2013 at 16:09
“Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy trying to get everyone back inside their pokeballs.” Wins more than the header. And the header is so win.
oVg
October 18, 2013 at 16:15
Buy buy Darryn
ToshZA
October 18, 2013 at 16:17
“bye bye”
oVg
October 18, 2013 at 16:44
Bwahahahahaha what a long week. bye bye all.
Time to kill some white dots.
oVg
October 18, 2013 at 16:44
Bwahahahahaha what a long week. bye bye all.
Time to kill some white dots.
Kensei Seraph
October 18, 2013 at 16:22
Would you really want to purchase Daryn?
I’m sure if you spoke to Geoff, Gavin or Zoe something could be arranged.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
October 18, 2013 at 16:40
LAZY GAMER TV PRESENTS:
The market updates by Banana Jim:
Apparently, popular Lazygamer currency, Geoff has weakened to an all time low – sparking investor panic in the Community Trading circles, some even suggesting renaming the currency, GEORGINA.
However, it was not all grim news, as a surprise late week positive trade shook investor confidence and resulted in the phasing out of the now-defunct and worthless Brenda currency… after positive market related indices favoured the reissuing of the Darryn currency. In further news, popular lazygamer currencies Gavin and Zoe are trading strong, with new kids on the block, Aussie Stevie and Vickie finishing strongly in the black.
Over to Susie for the Weather!
oVg
October 18, 2013 at 16:45
You get today’s BELLS sir 🙂
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 07:19
Bells isn’t good enough, give him a Chivas
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
October 21, 2013 at 12:26
Why thank you sir, I just hope Georgina sticks
ToshZA
October 18, 2013 at 16:52
Best news article ever. I second oVg’s proposition. BELLS for you.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
October 18, 2013 at 16:30
Enjoy the Pokemon Darryn! Have a good weekend. As for the rest of the Lazy staff. You better keep me entertained this weekend! Don’t make me fly up to Gauteng!
Vampyre Squirrel
October 18, 2013 at 16:50
Have a good weekend all. Will see some of you on GTA.
Juan Perez
October 19, 2013 at 09:18
Darryn, it’s me, Juan. I work for Master Kyou. I just got word from Mike. Don’t try to persuade Kyou or Crazy into buying Pokemon X and Y because it will always fail no matter what you do. You hear me!? It will always fail!