The day that you folks got GTA V, it was the greatest day of the year for you. A day of crime, murder, rampages and driving over the speed limit. But for me, it was merely Tuesday.
In Other News: Xbox TV has hundreds of ideas, Shantae teams up with Might No 9, GTA V launches gone bad and lots of movie talk.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy beating up costumed beggars on Vinewood Blvd.
News
Xbox TV division has literally hundreds of ideas for TV content says Spencer
Rockstar working to resolve social club and iFruit issues
Batman Arkham Bundle spotted at Gamestop
PS4 to launch across Asia before Japan
Extraction starts closed Beta in October
Here’s one good and one sad GTA V related story
Shantae teams up with Might No 9 dev
Rise of the Triad gets five new multiplayer maps for free
Stuff
Not every GTA V launch story was a good one
Why Sega buying Atlus is the best thing we could have hoped for
That’s some gorgeous Mononoke you got there son
Can Microsoft buy next-gen dominance?
Videos
Saints Row IV – Gat V trailer
Nether – Safe Zone multiplayer gameplay
Band Stars – Debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Ron Howard updates on the Dark Tower
Get ready for the Dredd sequel campaign, Day of Action
Roland Emmerich talks about all three of his sci-fi projects
Midweek Mouth Off – Midyear most awful
Ben Affleck talks about being cast as Batman and internet backlash
Kevin Tancharoen talks Mortal Kombat feature film
Model: Sarah MacDonald
Last Updated: September 18, 2013
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 18, 2013 at 16:01
O gonna o gonna o GONNA! Left to right, great ass, great airbags!! I am in love!! * and not too thin!!!*
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 18, 2013 at 16:03
Hahahah, breathe dammit
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 19, 2013 at 07:52
Butt she is almost perfect! She looks so soft and cuddly and comfy! I would marry her! *and I am NOT the marrying type at the moment*
Blackhawk
September 18, 2013 at 16:21
You said it, Mr Beard! Love today’s ION!
M-m-m-monster John
September 18, 2013 at 16:24
DOOOD, you see the beard championship? The winner is a very respectable man.
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 19, 2013 at 07:51
You mean this? http://9gag.com/gag/azbq5Yb
M-m-m-monster John
September 19, 2013 at 09:49
Yes, that. But saw it on the beard championship website. Some serious ‘staches there too.
FoXTiSiTY
September 18, 2013 at 16:18
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had Sarah, E-I-E-I-O.
With a Sarah, Sarah here,
And a Sarah, Sarah there,
Here a Sarah, Sarah a chick,
Everywhere a Sarah, Sarah,
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
LOVELY! 😀
Matewis Jubilai
September 18, 2013 at 17:32
Incidently, for some reason, `Old Mcdonald had a farm’ was a track on the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incoming disc. Can’t remember what gave me the bright idea of putting the game disc in a hifi though…
FoXTiSiTY
September 19, 2013 at 16:12
i’ve got no idea what that even is! O_O What game is that? Most likely before my time? lmao!
M-m-m-monster John
September 18, 2013 at 16:18
Is it just me or does she have a shoe stuck up her bum?
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2013 at 16:18
Literally 100’s of ideas. I believe that to be factually correct. I’m also going to assume they haven’t filtered the list of ideas for duplicates or crap.
RincethisBellsofmyGTAVhands
September 18, 2013 at 16:31
Costume beggar beating FTW!
Brian Murphy
September 18, 2013 at 18:31
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-a_rKPmkZpN4/UjcSWZBvoqI/AAAAAAAA84I/pb2dw0OodaQ/w499-h320-no/Shut+up+and+take+my+money_3c0b02_4790825.gif
How awesome is that?
Weanerdog
September 18, 2013 at 18:41
Problem is I’d never watch it, just make it appear and disappear all day long.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 18, 2013 at 18:54
Until it breaks 😛
Brian Murphy
September 18, 2013 at 18:59
Looks like it’s made from some pretty sturdy material (it’d have to be, those aren’t the newer TV’s that are paper thin, so that thing weighs a truckload).
Weanerdog
September 18, 2013 at 18:38
Awesome ION Ladies this week.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
September 18, 2013 at 19:14
MacDonald?
I’m loving it!
Guest
September 19, 2013 at 07:34
Yarr who would use cheats like wee children in a game ’tis full ‘o awe