I’m back baby! After more than a week of silently screaming on the inside while flying, hearing the native London wildlife calls of “Big Issue mate” and seeking out Tenacious D on Venice Beach, I have indeed returned. I’ve got some news to share soon, but until then, my lips are sealed tighter than my sphincter on a long haul flight.
In Other News: Shadow Warrior reimagined, Counterspy influenced, The Last of Us gets musical and Steam wants to trade some cards.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I just flew 5000 miles and I flew 5000 more. DADADALALDADALA DANDADADADADA!
News
Shadow Warrior reimagining announced for PC and next-gen
Counterspy takes inspiration from classic side scrollers
Yakuza 1 and 2 HD, first Wii U trailer and screens
Ghost of a tale meets funding goal
Spicy Horse’s Oz game is Ozombie
Steam trading cards – All badges revealed
Mega Man 5 OST busts into the Capcom store
The Last of Us dev diary looks at death and choices
Stuff
Iron Man? More like Golden Man
9 movie tie-in games that were better than the films
When video game trolling is a good thing
Time Extend – The Warriors
Videos
Screwattack Top Ten – Top Ten pirates in games
The Last of Us – The music
Next Xbox – Xbox 360 memories part 2
What’s on at The Movies
Party like it’s 1959 in this first trailer for Last Vegas
The Doctor Who finale – Saved by the fans
Cinophile – The story of Ricky-Oh
Monday Box Office Report
Uh Houston, we have a problem in this trailer for Europa Report
Don’t expect anymore Zombieland, as Amazon sends the franchise back to the grave
The Hangover part III trailer wants you to suck it, bitches!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2 gets a kickass cast and a renowned director
Model: Darryn “sometimes SFW” Bonthuys
Last Updated: May 20, 2013
DieJason
May 20, 2013 at 16:02
I don’t like these local “hotties” at all
Lardus
May 20, 2013 at 16:07
Would that not rather qualify as a “Nottie”?
DieJason
May 20, 2013 at 16:09
Haha. Shame, can’t continue this any further – WELCOME BACK DARRYN
Trevor Davies
May 20, 2013 at 16:06
That is the manliest manly header I have seen in my manly life.
Also, please keep the humour of the original Shadow Warrior intact, nobody wants CoD with ninja stars.
Matewis Jubilai
May 20, 2013 at 16:06
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Rince an repeat
May 20, 2013 at 16:09
What the fuck is this ION?! Why?! What did we do? Where did we go so bloody wrong? Must I now live a life where sleep is but a memory, a place where Darryn now lurks, waiting for me?!
Lardus
May 20, 2013 at 16:18
Was it not perhaps HIS reward for flying?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 21, 2013 at 07:11
This is what we get as a reward for not trolling for a week
KingKappie
May 20, 2013 at 16:12
Dammit now that song is stuck in my head!!!
Matthew Figueira
May 20, 2013 at 16:12
That recliner looks like its been photo shopped in… I CALL BS! 😛
Ultimo_Cleric_N7
May 20, 2013 at 16:16
Im Ron Burgandy?
Scruff304
May 20, 2013 at 16:22
Did we all just get ulti-trolled?
Lardus
May 20, 2013 at 16:34
Would a troll not be better looking?
RedJoker
May 20, 2013 at 16:26
We wanted Zoe…
We got Darryn…
Proof that Mondays are indeed the worst of all days.
Gavin Mannion
May 20, 2013 at 16:27
Careful any more complaints and I’ll get Geoff to strip off for you
RedJoker
May 20, 2013 at 16:31
Hahaha! I dare you.
Lardus
May 20, 2013 at 16:34
Would that get us closer to having Zoe as Thursdays local hottie?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 20, 2013 at 17:32
Real butter face this one…..
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
May 20, 2013 at 19:18
Yes, a real butt-for-face indeed.
HvR
May 20, 2013 at 22:34
Has it always been Darryn’s dream of being the ION header girl?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 21, 2013 at 07:10
Whahahahaha. Nice one 🙂
HvR
May 20, 2013 at 22:36
Has anybody tried google the header girl? Is it NSFHV?
Axon1988
May 21, 2013 at 08:12
Did you find the D? Wish I could meet those blokes.
Admiral Chief Combat Engineer
May 21, 2013 at 08:19
I wonder if I created a monster with the question thing?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 11, 2013 at 11:31
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH reminder of this
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