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In Other News – 25 May 2015

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Warhammer

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In Other News: Space has been fractured for six months, TERA Online is surprisingly big, Blizzard won’t mount your warlord in Draenor and wiggle your stick for the ultra version of Street Fighter IV.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy making video game guide books obsolete. More than usual.

News

Fractured Space celebrates 6 month anniversary with new ships and crew members
Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon coming to 3DS in 2016
Fire Emblem Awakening has sold close to 1.8 million copies worldwide
Move over Elder Scrolls: Tera Online is now the biggest MMO of all time on Steam
Splatoon features Nintendo’s best use of amiibo yet
Battlefield 4’s big Spring patch arriving on Tuesday
Ultra Street Fighter IV PS4 supports PS3 fight sticks
Blizzard confirms mounted flight won’t be added to Warlords of Draenor

Stuff

Evangelion creator predicts the death of anime
Beneath Assassin’s Creed Unity’s bugs lurks a surprisingly human game
On post-apocalyptic meme usage
Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven was the apex of a lost ninja franchise

Videos

The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing III – Launch trailer
Total War: Arena – Alpha gameplay trailer
Need For Speed – Debut teaser

What’s on at The Movies

If nobody sees this trailer for BLACK MASS, it didn’t happen
Watch Coldplay’s hilarious GAME OF THRONES: THE MUSICAL!
The gas-guzzling concept art of MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
Monday Box Office Report – Tomorrowland never dies
New FANTASTIC FOUR international trailer! Plus, Micheal B. Jordan responds to racial backlash
Cinophile: FRITZ THE CAT

Model: Roman Butko

Last Updated: May 25, 2015

45 Comments

  1. I can see a few people loving today’s ION header

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    • Ruqi

      May 25, 2015 at 16:02

      I am certainly one. It’s really well done, and it’s Warhammer. Pure win.

      Reply

    • Spathi

      May 25, 2015 at 16:03

      *covers webcam with piece of paper*

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      • Ottokie

        May 25, 2015 at 16:04

        • Spathi

          May 25, 2015 at 16:07

          I didn’t do anything wrong, promise! But sounds like the admiral is spying on people…

          Sorry, it’s Monday! My jokes will be better tomorrow…

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          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            May 25, 2015 at 16:09

            Nice shirt you have on today, classy

          • Ottokie

            May 25, 2015 at 16:10

            *Shirt only?

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            May 25, 2015 at 16:13

            Webcam only has coverage of the top of his desk

          • Ottokie

            May 25, 2015 at 16:14

            Is the mouse on the left side?

          • Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

            May 25, 2015 at 18:52

            Trick question, you don’t use a mouse!
            You use a trackpad.

    • Witcher Bob

      May 25, 2015 at 16:04

      Warhammer 40K awesome. Sisters of Battle even better. Weird Russian chapter…I’ll let it slide. This time 🙂

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    • Sageville

      May 25, 2015 at 16:30

      It is perfect.

      Reply

    • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

      May 25, 2015 at 16:34

      Warhammer
      for
      the
      win

      Reply

  2. Blood Emperor Trevor

    May 25, 2015 at 16:05

    FOR ME!

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    • Witcher Bob

      May 25, 2015 at 16:07

      Khorne is not The Emperor.

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      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 25, 2015 at 16:07

        Not yet!

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        • Witcher Bob

          May 25, 2015 at 16:08

          Never will be. The Emperor’s Angels of Death will never fall to the corrupt and vile forces of Chaos.

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          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 25, 2015 at 16:09

            We’re just… misunderstood. :/

          • Witcher Bob

            May 25, 2015 at 16:09

            It’s fine my fallen brother. You can be cleansed…with FIRE! 🙂

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 25, 2015 at 16:34

            😀

  3. Hammersteyn

    May 25, 2015 at 16:07

    That’s my hammer XD

    Reply

    • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

      May 25, 2015 at 16:35

      She’s holding your hammer.

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      • Hammersteyn

        May 25, 2015 at 16:45

        I wish….

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  4. Lord Chaos

    May 25, 2015 at 16:08

    You forgot awful spelling mistakes.

    Reply

  5. kuuu(UMAR)rrrr

    May 25, 2015 at 16:09

    Man, Tenchu Wrath of Heaven was awesome….Loved Tenchu since the PS1 days.

    Reply

  6. Mark Treloar

    May 25, 2015 at 16:17

    I just trolled the “Windows IT Support” center.

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    • Lord Chaos

      May 25, 2015 at 16:17

      And not telling us the full story?

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      • Mark Treloar

        May 25, 2015 at 16:24

        Since you asked nicely. Well I received a call from the “Windows IT Support” representative telling me that I may have noticed my PC has been getting slower. I decided to play along giving them just enough time to get to the part where they want me to navigate to a certain website. At this point I inform them they are wasting my time and need to tell me what is wrong with my PC. After a short argument, the ladies boss takes the phone accuses me of wasting their money and time and being too smart.

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        • Hammersteyn

          May 25, 2015 at 16:27

          So they’re angry that you’re smarter than them? That’s a little childish.

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          • Mark Treloar

            May 25, 2015 at 16:28

            Yip, I had to laugh at that point, accusing me of wasting their money while they are trying to steal mine.

        • Witcher Bob

          May 25, 2015 at 16:45

          Those calls. I’ve had quite a few of them. Tell them you use a Linex based OS and hear them squirm. You can practically hear them going “Does not compute. Error. Error”

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        • Admiral Chief's Adventure

          May 26, 2015 at 08:21

          My upvote, you must have!

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    • Hammersteyn

      May 25, 2015 at 16:24

      Did you tell them to reboot before they told you the same

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    • The D

      May 25, 2015 at 16:38

      I usually assume my Raul Julia M Bison persona when dealing with them.

      “YOU CAME HERE, EXPECTING TO FACE A MADMAN WITH IT TROUBLES, AND INSTEAD FOUND A GOD!?”

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      • Mark Treloar

        May 25, 2015 at 16:42

        I have been waiting a long time to get their call. I wanted to make it last as long as possible. Waste as much of their money as possible.

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  7. Trevor Matrix

    May 25, 2015 at 16:24

    I say good bye as Ohne Dich vibrates into my ear drums..

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  8. HairyEwok

    May 25, 2015 at 16:46

    Oh my Warhammer…. I mean Communisthammer.

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  9. HairyEwok

    May 25, 2015 at 16:50

    Evangelion creator predicts the death of anime… Psh like he has a Death Note.

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  10. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    May 25, 2015 at 17:43

    Any news on the Ryanzanator drm exterminator, dlc freedom fighter, witcher 3 propagator?

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    • SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5

      May 25, 2015 at 18:06

      I haven’t seen him since his ban. But I don’t read every single article. So I couldn’t be sure.

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      • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

        May 25, 2015 at 18:13

        I think he might think of us as a bunch of f#@_wits and [+}¥”$esses, even after all of that I’m not sure if he’ll return…

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    • Krabby Paddy

      May 25, 2015 at 19:09

      One would hope that he is simply just far too busy playing the Witcher 3 … although the way those last comments went before his ban I wouldn’t count on his return. That being said commenting here like he did kinda got what I thought was fairly predictable responses that should really not have surprised or upset him so much. I stopped lurking after that fiasco and don’t think you people are all that bad. One just needs to go to sports24 to see what really bad is like.

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      • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

        May 26, 2015 at 07:49

        I’m hoping for the same, but yeah, at some point I simply refused to comment on his posts, so I stopped following the whole fallout, so I’m still not sure what happened, but if he went crazy enough to get himself banned, well, there’s not much I can say about that…

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  11. Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

    May 25, 2015 at 18:49

    Cosplay ION!
    About dam time.

    Reply

  12. Alice

    May 25, 2015 at 21:16

    ???????? that’s a full enjoy with lazygamer.. ?????? JOIN FREE

    Reply

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