Pizza, they say, is a lot like sex; drinking a lot of alcohol lowers your standards when it comes to quality. Also, it’s really messy upside down. Mostly though, they say that even when it’s bad, it’s good. I disagree. I’ve eaten Debonairs, and I’d frankly rather go hungry. Admittedly, that’s because I may be a bit of a snob.
When it comes to Pizza, I prefer thinner bases and quality ingredients – and as far as I’m concerned, Debonairs just doesn’t cut it. I’m also one of those people who likes a simpler array of ingredients, as opposed to pizzas with everything – but that all depends on mood and the amount of alcohol I’ve had in me. For good Pizza in JHB, my favourite places are quite probably The Jolly Roger in Parkhurst (because drinking is fun), Ottimo in Kensington, Da Grazzialla in Dunvegan and -if I can stand beating hipsters away- 86 Public in Braamfontein – which is Emmerentia’s famous Lapa Fo reborn. Everyone is different – so tell us: where do you like to grab your pizza from..and what do you like on it?
Here’s the news we didn’t post because Darryn was too busy strengthening his right arm.
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Last Updated: November 25, 2014