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In Other News – 26 May 2015

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Tastycabbage

I’m going to be frank; the picture here looks about as tasty as old shoe-leather soaked in goat’s piss, but it’s the closest I could find to a cake made out of actual cabbage. Why would I want that? Because it’s resident cabbage Mattyfig’s birthday today, of course!

The actual cabbage cake, when done, seems like it may taste okay, but that’s besides the point. It’s essentially your usual cabbage rolls – stuffed with mince and rice and very probably tastes rather nice. The point though, is that it’s Matty’s birthday, so Cabbage cake for you!

In other news: The Witcher 3 is a UK hit, Power Fantasy makes games a doddle and where your mouse moves when you game.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because CALA A BOCA MATTY!

News

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is the biggest UK launch of 2015 to date
Is this the new Logitech wheel for PlayStation 4?
Battlefield 4?s spring patch goes live tomorrow
The SOMA ARG’s spilled a new trailer
Lethal Tactics brings its intelligent gameplay to Early Access

Stuff

Dawg, he put da city on his back
You have to see what you’re playing: Why the camera is so important in games
Tracking where a mouse moves during gaming
In a power fantasy, you’re not getting better, the game’s making itself easier

Videos

Batman: Arkham Knight – Villains trailer
Might & Magic Heroes VII – PC beta trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Chris Pratt apologises for everything ahead of Jurassic Park world tour
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Blu Ray to feature “best” black and white version of the movie
The new IT is dead for now
David Lynch, among others, returns to TWIN PEAKS
THE LEGEND OF CONAN will revive the dark tone of the original 1982 film
Season 2 of AGENT CARTER will have a lighter feel and more episodes
Edgar Wright’s ANT-MAN would have been more “silly”. Plus, new images and cameo hints!
Matt Damon is an astronaut again in these first images for Ridley Scott’s THE MARTIAN!

Last Updated: May 26, 2015

86 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    May 26, 2015 at 16:01

    Happy Hairy Birthknees!

    Reply

    • HairyEwok

      May 26, 2015 at 17:24

      Wait what?

      Reply

  2. Spathi

    May 26, 2015 at 16:03

    Happy Birthday!

    Reply

  3. The Sten

    May 26, 2015 at 16:03

    ….but you dont look anything like frank

    Reply

  4. Blood Emperor Trevor

    May 26, 2015 at 16:04

    Reply

    • Brady miaau

      May 26, 2015 at 16:06

      so, tell me what you want, what you really, really want?

      Reply

      • Pariah

        May 26, 2015 at 16:06

        A bucket? XD

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        May 26, 2015 at 16:08

        I’ll tell you what I want,what I really,really want?

        Reply

      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 26, 2015 at 16:09

        NOT THAT!

        Reply

        • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

          May 26, 2015 at 16:10

          Here you go…

          Reply

          • Pariah

            May 26, 2015 at 16:11

            The fact you posted that so quickly makes me wonder what your bookmarks tab looks like.

            Actually no, I’ve reconsidered. I don’t want to know. XD

          • Lord Chaos

            May 26, 2015 at 16:21

            He had to get married somehow.

            Now where did I leave that line?

          • Pariah

            May 26, 2015 at 16:34

            Yoh! O_O

            XD

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:11

            Ginger Spice, before ginger was a dirty word

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 26, 2015 at 16:12

            What did I just say? 🙁

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:12

            He thought Rince was talking?

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:13

            You, asking for mercy.
            That’s rich.

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 26, 2015 at 16:14

            What have I ever done to deserve this? I’ve been nothing but nice to you people. You cut me deep, bro!

          • Pariah

            May 26, 2015 at 16:16

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:17

            He’s feeling genocidal again

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:16

            Oh yea, I forgot. You’re only mean to Rince.

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            May 26, 2015 at 18:14

            It’s a public service really.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:20

            You wanna be @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus’s lover?

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:25

            :/

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:25

            I’m not the one going all spice up in here.

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:27

            Haha.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 26, 2015 at 16:27

            But he has to get with your friends first?

            What kind of pervert are you?

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:29

            Also “If you want my future forget my past”
            *Wonders what @johnambitious:disqus did that was so bad

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:30

            I’m not supposed to talk about it.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 26, 2015 at 16:32

            All I got is: it must include Dutch.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:32

            *includes Dutch eating cabbage cake.

          • Pariah

            May 26, 2015 at 16:33

            In addition to his bookmarks, don’t check his browser history?

            I thought that was implied?

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:34

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:35

            Damn it. No wookie examples.

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:29

            LOOOOOL
            Damn it, Mr Miaau is the one who started it and somehow I’m always the one ending up taking the hits.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:32

            *@johnambitious:disqus uses deflect with his eyebrows. It’s very effective!

          • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

            May 26, 2015 at 16:33

            IXD

    • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

      May 26, 2015 at 16:09

      It’s lazygamer, what else would he be getting?

      Reply

  5. Pariah

    May 26, 2015 at 16:05

    “looks about as tasty as old shoe-leather soaked in goat’s piss” nailed it. *vomits

    Reply

  6. Brady miaau

    May 26, 2015 at 16:05

    I wonder when Lazygamer.net will have game related forums? Or is that not a good idea, ala toxicity and maintenance?

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      May 26, 2015 at 16:08

      For now we have the Lazygamer Steam group where you can post some stuff or ninja jump into someones MP game.

      Maby like a Teamspeak or Ventrillo server were we could go at night to talk or group up would also help 😛

      Reply

    • Geoffrey Tim

      May 26, 2015 at 16:38

      We had a forum once. It didnt work out. We’ve looked at perhaps brining one back – but feel it would ultimately cannibalise our comments.

      Reply

      • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

        May 26, 2015 at 16:41

        Yes, I didn’t even consider that, but it probably would.

        Reply

      • Brady miaau

        May 26, 2015 at 17:04

        point Geoffrey Tim

        Reply

      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        May 27, 2015 at 08:26

        DON’T DO IT!

        Reply

  7. Ottokie

    May 26, 2015 at 16:05

    Happy B-Day Matty! and also that header image is making me remember why the hell I’m a carnivore.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 26, 2015 at 16:07

      Exactly, that cake is what my food eats.

      Reply

  8. Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

    May 26, 2015 at 16:07

    Ugrh. Cabbage.
    The veggie though, not the journalist. 😀

    Reply

  9. Hammersteyn

    May 26, 2015 at 16:07

    Maaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
    *Takes a bite
    http://media.giphy.com/media/NsyUZQ6OJDVdu/giphy.gif

    Reply

    • Pariah

      May 26, 2015 at 16:10

      I’ve been back 10 minutes and I think I need to leave. That liquid looks like apple jelly. Which means it looks delicious.

      *Tries to bleach brain

      Reply

    • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

      May 26, 2015 at 16:11

      This makes me think of that Family Guy episode.
      And then the time travel one, where they throw up in reverse.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        May 26, 2015 at 16:37

        lol

        Reply

    • Sageville

      May 27, 2015 at 09:53

      Nooooooooooooooooo!

      Reply

  10. Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

    May 26, 2015 at 16:08

    Happy cabbage, mister birthday!

    Reply

  11. Hammersteyn

    May 26, 2015 at 16:11

    • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

      May 26, 2015 at 16:11

      Those are really ugly tiles

      Reply

      • Pariah

        May 26, 2015 at 16:12

        At least he’s camouflaged.

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        May 26, 2015 at 16:12

        Shower curtain looks old….

        Reply

    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      May 26, 2015 at 16:12

      BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

      Reply

    • Ottokie

      May 26, 2015 at 16:13

      Well it “is” winter after all…

      Reply

    • hairyknees

      May 26, 2015 at 16:14

      EW O_O

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        May 26, 2015 at 16:15

        Lies again! We all know what you like XD

        Reply

        • hairyknees

          May 26, 2015 at 16:35

          Well maybe those are my knees and not hers… 😛

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            May 26, 2015 at 16:36

            O_o well played.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 26, 2015 at 16:37

            Your knees bend backward? O_o

          • hairyknees

            May 26, 2015 at 17:08

            Actually, if you look closely, those knees belong to the person taking the pic. Trust me, I know, they look just like my legs.

            Also, I took that picture.

            *flies away*

          • Pariah

            May 26, 2015 at 16:37

            The question still remains: what were you doing in the bath with Rince?

            *RUNS

  12. hairyknees

    May 26, 2015 at 16:14

    Fanks guys <3 😀

    P.S that cake looks disgusting O_O

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 26, 2015 at 16:14

      Lies, that’s part of your staple diet I bet!

      Reply

      • Pariah

        May 26, 2015 at 16:15

        Matty is a cannibal? O_O

        Reply

    • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

      May 26, 2015 at 16:15

      Isn’t that….your UNCLE?!

      Reply

    • Jonah Cash

      May 26, 2015 at 16:30

      Oi, Happy bday man! Hope you had a good one, or at least a plan to make it your birthday weekend or something.

      Reply

      • hairyknees

        May 26, 2015 at 16:35

        Thanks man! 🙂

        Reply

  13. Lord Chaos

    May 26, 2015 at 16:14

    Hi Frank. How old do cabbages get before they go off?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 26, 2015 at 16:15

      You mean to say there’s a time when they aren’t off?

      Reply

      • Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

        May 26, 2015 at 16:15

        The only thing that smells better once it’s going off.

        Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        May 26, 2015 at 16:17

        The time before the started playing MOBA. 😛

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          May 26, 2015 at 16:17

          Rofl

          Reply

  14. Hammersteyn

    May 26, 2015 at 16:26

    Damn that cake. Borderlines NSFW if you ask me…

    Reply

  15. hairyknees

    May 26, 2015 at 16:37

    Also, I will not CALA A BOCA!

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      May 26, 2015 at 16:38

      Had to go use google translate for that XD

      Reply

  16. Corrie

    May 26, 2015 at 17:00

    WooHoo It’s your birthday, enjoy it

    Now where’s the cake?

    Reply

    • hairyknees

      May 26, 2015 at 17:09

      Well this is awkward. Would you not like a slice of my gorgeous cabbage cake? 😛

      Reply

      • Corrie

        May 26, 2015 at 17:19

        I was hoping for chocolate(bar one if you must please :p) but I’ll accept some cabbage cake in order to not insult the cabbage people.

        Is there atleast some chocolate sauce in order to stomach it?

        But on a serious note, really enjoy your birthday, you must put up with a lot of t?o?r?m?e?n?t? s?t?r?e?s?s? a?g?o?n?y?

        t?o?r?t?u?r?e?……puppies?

        Reply

      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 26, 2015 at 18:16

        I hate to tell you this on your birthday*, but your cabbage cake doesn’t bring all the boys to the yard.

        *Not really.

        Reply

  17. Sageville

    May 27, 2015 at 09:52

    That header is clearly a cross section through a vegan’s brain….

    Either way, it looks like something my dog ralphed up, so ur definitely doing Tasty Tuesday wrongly!

    Reply

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