Leandra

Man, this has been a TOUGH four day week. Brutal, uncompromising and filled with new folks who would most likely be overjoyed to see my severed head on a pike. Thank Cthulu it’s over. For now.

In Other News: Your family is going to get Steamy, don’t cancel the Apocalypse on PC and PS3, 20 minutes of The Evil Within and can you smell what the Rock is cookin’?

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I’m Ron Burgundy?

News

The Steam Family Sharing beta has started
Final Fantasy 4: The After Years coming to iOS, Android this winter
Microsoft pledges ten years of Xbox One support
Dead Island Riptide free to play on Steam this weekend
The Evil Within – 20 minutes of gameplay
Microsoft confirms Xbox One only has five minutes of recording
Black Ops 2 Apocalypse out now for PS3 and PC
Might and Magic: Duel of Champions gets Forgotten War expansion

Stuff

We don’t need a Metal Gear Solid movie, we’ve already got a real Solid Snake
The making of Year Walk
Two important things that GTA V is still getting wrong

Videos

WWE 2K14 – The Rock Gameplay

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag – Infamous Pirates trailer

FIFA 14 – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Friday Fright Club – Paranormal Activity
This new official trailer for Frozen is worth melting for
Writer David Goyer talks Batman vs Superman
Movies out today – A week for music
Watch the entire second season of Mortal Kombat Legacy, right here!
Here’s that Avengers Age of Ultron reveal teaser, plus a possible synopsis for the film
Rumour – Will Wonder Woman be showing up in Batman vs Superman?

Model: Leandra Pinho

Editors note: I know some of you aren’t exactly fans of the homegrown IONs, so here’s a bonus picture of Melissa Clarke for you. Because I dig you guys.

melissa clarke

Last Updated: September 27, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

53 Comments

  1. Oh. My. Hat. Shes beautiful.

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  2. Rincethis

    September 27, 2013 at 16:08

    Alasl, Larduds won’t be commenting. My weekend is messed up now, I’m, going to keep thinking it’s about to leave work on Friday time:( I mean, just look at that last sentence, LOOK! WAAAAA! Be safe people. AND REMEMBER THE 5TH OF OCTOBER AT BANANA JA/IM!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 27, 2013 at 16:18

      Larduds? Is that what we call it when he makes a bad joke?

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      • Rincethis

        September 27, 2013 at 16:19

        BWAHAHAH! 😉

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        September 27, 2013 at 16:21

        Or when he makes a dud… in his pants…

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    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      September 28, 2013 at 01:51

      My apologies. Because of that filthy Thursday ION, I was honour-bound to go out and interview candidates for the ION slots for next week…on a couch…with music pumping. Yes, there were a few duds between the bombshells, but no duds for me LoL!!

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  3. Rincethis

    September 27, 2013 at 16:09

    Note how Melissa has frigging BRUISES on her right arm. 0-O

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 27, 2013 at 16:12

      I blame GTA!

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      • Rincethis

        September 27, 2013 at 16:15

        It must be! What else could make someone want to hurt another human being?!

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        • SaintsRowNigri

          September 27, 2013 at 16:25

          Comments from the mouth of CliffyBeeotch and and Peter Molymolymoly?

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 27, 2013 at 16:27

            They do tend to make my limited brain cells want to commit suicide.

          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 16:28

            You mean THIS CLIFFY!? *Will not waste ANY opportunity to use this image.

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            September 27, 2013 at 16:38

            Thats pretty damned badass guy. Cliff is a tool though

          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 16:38

            Thanks man, and agreed!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 27, 2013 at 17:15

            Tell Cliffy he owes me a beer!!

        • oVg

          September 27, 2013 at 19:26

          Aliens vs cm

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 27, 2013 at 16:16

      She fell when she climbed out of the aircraft’s engine

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      • Rincethis

        September 27, 2013 at 16:21

        I thought she fell from ‘heaven’… cough

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        • SaintsRowNigri

          September 27, 2013 at 16:22

          No. That would be Jessica Nigri…

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      September 27, 2013 at 16:16

      Maybe not bruises but maybe birthmarks?

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      • Rincethis

        September 27, 2013 at 16:18

        I’ve *cough* investigated other sources… I believe bruises…

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        • SaintsRowNigri

          September 27, 2013 at 16:20

          Maybe she likes it uhm… rough?

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          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 16:21

            As in her ‘cereal’ right?

          • SaintsRowNigri

            September 27, 2013 at 16:23

            Ok. I’m sorry. That joke is higher grade, right?

          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 16:27

            Hahaha!

      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        September 27, 2013 at 16:38

        Thinking the same thing

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        • Rincethis

          September 27, 2013 at 16:42

          Don’t think so… http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1366×768/melissa-clarke/1410112/melissa-clarke-by-qamu-on-deviantart-1410112.jpg Safeish for work. No bits showing, but clear shot of right shoulder… I’M BORED OKAY!

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          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            September 27, 2013 at 18:10

            Ek sien so ya 😛 Shes still jaw droppingly gorgeous either way

          • SaintsRowNigri

            September 27, 2013 at 18:26

            It’s called photoshop, hello!!!!

          • oVg

            September 27, 2013 at 19:25

            She can use my air brush anytime

          • SaintsRowNigri

            September 27, 2013 at 22:46

            If ahe can find it. Ag Duim? Meer Ag Shame!

          • NoHomo

            September 28, 2013 at 10:39

            Anybody know what skin that is? Looks like something from Rainmeter [No, I’m not homosexual :P, just it’s a nice skin ok…]

    • ElimiNathan

      September 27, 2013 at 18:19

      She obviously doesn’t listen

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    • Brian Murphy

      September 29, 2013 at 15:56

      Not sure those qualify as huge, could very easily be someone just grabbed her arm wrong. She could also be susceptible to bruising easily (common). Could be an inherited flaw, women tend to bruise more easily than men, especially in the upper arms, thighs and butt. Could also be a vitamin deficiency, B12, C or Folic Acid.

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  4. Rincethis

    September 27, 2013 at 16:22

    And it gets to that point in the day, when you know NO ONE is working, yet we all have to fart about till 5pm… WHYY!

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 27, 2013 at 16:25

      16:30 for me, but I will hang around for you. It will make the first beer taste all the better.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 27, 2013 at 16:26

      I’m already home *cough*

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      • Rincethis

        September 27, 2013 at 16:26

        Get a job hippy!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          September 27, 2013 at 16:28

          Right after I finish my whiskey

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          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 16:29

            Why you so bad to me 🙁

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 27, 2013 at 16:32

            I thought you liked it when I’m bad? erm… wait O_o

          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 16:35

            Hey ho! No steamroom talking to me, that’s you and Admiral, real men who ‘burn’ together… 0-O

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 27, 2013 at 16:43

            ….says the one man-crushing on CliffyB & talking about their “tightness” 😉

          • Rincethis

            September 27, 2013 at 16:44

            Shuddup! Right, I am off to see a man about a banana. Now, wait, beer, that’s it! Have a good one mate, remember 5th!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 27, 2013 at 16:45

            You too, have fun & stuffs

      • Brady miaau

        September 27, 2013 at 16:41

        What’s home?

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    • FoxOneZA

      September 27, 2013 at 16:35

      I’m pulling an epic late shift this afternoon and I have the Xbox and a copy of Vanquish giving me the People’s Eyebrow.

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  5. FoxOneZA

    September 27, 2013 at 16:28

    It’s one of those scorching days where one simply wants to relax in the intake of a turbine engine.

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    • Rincethis

      September 27, 2013 at 16:29

      You know it!

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  6. Xelus

    September 27, 2013 at 16:31

    Would you guys mind adding a love button to photos please. XD

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    • Rincethis

      September 27, 2013 at 16:32

      Seconded.

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  7. Umar Jaeger

    September 27, 2013 at 18:26

    evil within…can’t wait!!

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  8. Brian Murphy

    September 29, 2013 at 15:55

    To be honest, this homegrown ION’s pretty amazing looking, whereas past ION’s have been hit or miss. Depends entirely upon who’s chosen.

    But, I’ll never get tired of Melissa Clarke, either. She’s stunning.

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