It’s that time of the month again. One where I dispense all kinds of my sage wisdom. Ready yourselves: Instead of falling in love, rather fall off of a bridge. Save time during lunch by eating an uncooked block of two minute noodles and then downing a jug of boiling hot water.
Clear your sinuses by snorting cocaine. Get rich quick by buying life insurance, killing yourself and claiming the cash. Stay healthy by only eating fruit-flavoured Mentos. This has been another episode of The D’s Tip Top Top Tip Advice!
In Other News: Rocket League scores a million, peddle spam spam spam spammity spam wonderful spam, Forza 6 will allow you to test-drive it soon and DoubleFine has a head-scratcher of a new game on the way.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to see if we could trade a Samsung Galaxy phone for a new car on Gumtree.
Rocket League on Steam hits 1m sales milestone
Become the king of junk mail in Papers, Please creator’s new game
Clint Hocking reunites with Ubisoft
Forza 6 will be getting a demo on September 1
Double Fine’s new game is Headlander, a side-scrolling action adventure
How to Survive 2 adds four-player co-op, headed to Early Access in October
Grip Kickstarter cancelled, but Early Access release is coming anyway
Trine 3 team: “Now that everybody hates us, our plans are on hold”
Metal Gear Solid marriages are both sneaky and romantic
Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Metal Gear Solid 5
Learn how to swordfight like a Witcher
How some of the game industry’s best teams make box art
Project CARS – New vs old trailer
Neverwinter – Elemental evil trailer
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 – The skaters trailer
What’s on at the Movies
First look at Michael Fassbender in ASSASSIN’S CREED!
There has been an awakening in this new teaser for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Movies out Today: 28 August 2015
A Review in Four Questions: THE SALVATION
Captain America and Iron Man’s CIVIL WAR teams, revealed!
Margot Robbie talks about Jared Leto’s Joker in SUICIDE SQUAD
Give thanks that Christmas only happens once a year in this trailer for LOVE THE COOPERS
Here’s how BB-8 was made in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Last Updated: August 28, 2015
August 28, 2015 at 16:08
Yep, clearly D’s “that time of the month”. 😛
August 28, 2015 at 16:12
Anyone heard about Renowned Explorers: International Society – releasing in about 5 days. Same devs as Reus, the game looks rad!