Sophia Beretta

It’s Monday, and I have nothing worthwhile to actually write in this blurb because I spent my weekend playing review games and eating beans. If the omens are correnct, then this means that Half Life 3 is finally on the way. BEANS!

In Other News: Tekken adds more fighters, Sega and Telltale Games are teases, Paul Walker is a great dad and Nintendo needs to sell NES systems again.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy mourning Hal Needham by talking in trucker lingo all day.

News

Tekken Revolution adds Christie and Lee to the roster
Here’s a picture of that Adventure Time collector’s edition
Drakenguard 3’s latest screenshots show a motley collection of weapons
Telltale posts a Walking Dead Season 2 teaser image
What is Sega teasing for Tuesday?
Final Fantasy XIV has over 1.5 million accounts
Ryse: Son of Rome web series spotted online

Stuff

So people are cosplaying as screenshots now
Retrospective – Deus Ex
Nintendo, steal this NES paint scheme and sell it please
The making of – Turok Dinosaur Hunter

Videos

Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z – Action moves trailer
Insurgency – Satire trailer
Demonicon – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Halloween
Rachel McAdams might board Keanu Reeves Passengers
Are these your first Expendabelles
Monday Box Office Report – This bad grandpa needs a counselor
Ben Affleck talks Batman vs Superman
Paul Walker is an amazing father in this new trailer for hours
Fatality! Kevin Tancharoen exits the Mortal Kombat movie

Model: Sophia Beretta

Last Updated: October 28, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

47 Comments

  1. Beretta bang bang

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    • ToshZA

      October 28, 2013 at 16:06

      Yes please, I’ll take one of those. Do you deliver?

      Don’t look at me like that, you know you would. Any straight man would.

      Reply

  2. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 28, 2013 at 16:04

    Adventure tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!

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  3. RangerMossel

    October 28, 2013 at 16:04

    Dat legs

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  4. Purple_Dragon

    October 28, 2013 at 16:08

    Legs to die for. Lovely legs. Woo, I’m a legs man.

    Reply

  5. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 28, 2013 at 16:10

    For those coming to the AC4 launch in an hour or so……..AAAARRRRRR YE READY KIDS?!?!??!

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 28, 2013 at 16:11

      Hope you guys all have awesome fun!

      And remember to remind Rince that they’re called pirate WENCHES, not CHICKS.

      Reply

      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 28, 2013 at 16:12

        We shall. Got me camera charrrrged

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        • Admiral Chief Ninja

          October 28, 2013 at 16:13

          LOTS OF PICTAWRS!!!

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          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 28, 2013 at 16:14

            First, to find Master Rince!
            Then tracking down the other LG peeps.

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 28, 2013 at 16:15

            Rince will be easy to find, since he will be #foreverSP

          • Rincethis

            October 28, 2013 at 16:18

            🙁

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 28, 2013 at 16:19

            You’re never alone when you have beer.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 28, 2013 at 16:20

            We definitely weren’t alone yesterday then.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 28, 2013 at 16:20

            Oh sheeet. I better start packing mah stuff here at the office. Still have to pick up the old lady.

          • Rincethis

            October 28, 2013 at 16:24

            That is for sure! lol

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 28, 2013 at 16:20

            You are also #foreverGinger and #foreverAwesome 😉

          • Anon A Mouse

            October 28, 2013 at 16:20

            I love #foreverSP. More playing time and money for games and booze.

      • Rincethis

        October 28, 2013 at 16:14

        Oi! I know a wench when I see one!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 28, 2013 at 16:14

          The mirror doesn’t count.

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          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 28, 2013 at 16:15

            Arrrrr

          • ToshZA

            October 28, 2013 at 16:48

            Ooh, I felt that.

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 28, 2013 at 16:14

        R500 for anyone who can snap a pic of Rince getting slapped by a girl by calling her a wench!

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        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 28, 2013 at 16:15

          I might be able to organize that 😉

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 28, 2013 at 16:15

            Just make sure she’s careful, he’s petite. *run*

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 28, 2013 at 16:16

            Hahaha. Fair skin, I assume.

          • Rincethis

            October 28, 2013 at 16:17

            Oi! You aren’t exactly a viking warrior’s stature either!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 28, 2013 at 16:19

            Yes, but I’m also not a delicate little flower. trollol!

          • Rincethis

            October 28, 2013 at 16:25

            Oh I’m not so sure about that 😛

          • Rincethis

            October 28, 2013 at 16:16

            oi!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 28, 2013 at 16:17

            If your reaction is that slow tonight I’ve got some bad news for you.
            Is it okay if I just shout out “Master Rince” when I get there?

          • Rincethis

            October 28, 2013 at 16:18

            Oi!

        • Anon A Mouse

          October 28, 2013 at 16:19

          As long as he first tells her boyfriend he is a scallywag and must walk the plank.

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          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 28, 2013 at 16:19

            Arrrrrrrr

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 28, 2013 at 16:19

            Yaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    • Umar heartless

      October 28, 2013 at 16:18

      Why did I just sing the entire song in my head now

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      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 28, 2013 at 16:42

        Because its awesome, thats why.

        Reply

  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 28, 2013 at 16:14

    Those boots aren’t made for walking.

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  7. Umar heartless

    October 28, 2013 at 16:23

    Screenshot cosplay = win!

    Reply

  8. John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

    October 28, 2013 at 16:24

    Good evening homies. See tomorrow, unless I see you tonight.

    Reply

  9. oVg

    October 28, 2013 at 16:37

  10. Guest

    October 28, 2013 at 19:20

    Damn, there’s something about a sexy girl in sexy high heels…Grrr 😉

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  11. Crazy

    October 28, 2013 at 22:59

    I WANNA GO PEE PEE AT THE CEMETERY MOTHERFUCKER!!

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    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      October 29, 2013 at 08:49

      Sounds about right

      Reply

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