Man, it looks like that pain in my neck has finally subsided. Also, Zoe hasn’t been here most of the day. Coincidence, or dangerous amounts of ingested painkillers? You tell me magical flying three-headed unicorn, you tell me.
In Other News: The US Army gets Unreal, cosplay of the damned, Capcom gets essential, Eddie Murphy heads back to Beverly Hills and Cliffy B offers a shoulder to Phil Fish.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy discussing gaming on Motswako.
Cliff B issues an open letter to Phil Fish, asks him to return to gaming
Assassin’s Creed 4 exclusive Playstation content detailed
Castlevania Lords of Shadow Ultimate Edition gets 13 new PC screens
Capcom Essentials pack outed by Canadian retailer
Virtual Reality game puts you behind cover
Unreal Engine 3 licensed to contractor for US army training sims
Media Molecule moves Tearaway into November
Guitar Hero veterans form interactive fitness studio, Blue Goji
What’s on at The Movies
Ken Marino has a monster metaphor up his ass in this red band trailer for Bad Milo
Bryan Cranston is going to put a bullet in this little girl if you don’t watch the trailer for Cold comes the night
We Review Now You See Me – This cheap trick is all smoke and mirrors with no prestige
This red band trailer for Two Guns has me properly incentivised
Move over Harry Potter, Disney is developing Artemis Fowl
Jaimie Foxx is aggressively pursuing Spawn
The heat is back on! Eddie Murphy is doing a fourth Beverly Hills cop movie
Never was a story of more woe than this new trailer for Romeo and Juliet
Model: Amber Sym
Last Updated: July 30, 2013