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In Other News – 30 July 2013

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Amber Sym

Man, it looks like that pain in my neck has finally subsided. Also, Zoe hasn’t been here most of the day. Coincidence, or dangerous amounts of ingested painkillers? You tell me magical flying three-headed unicorn, you tell me.

In Other News: The US Army gets Unreal, cosplay of the damned, Capcom gets essential, Eddie Murphy heads back to Beverly Hills and Cliffy B offers a shoulder to Phil Fish.

Hereโ€™s the news that we didnโ€™t post today, because we were too busy discussing gaming on Motswako.

News

Cliff B issues an open letter to Phil Fish, asks him to return to gaming
Assassin’s Creed 4 exclusive Playstation content detailed
Castlevania Lords of Shadow Ultimate Edition gets 13 new PC screens
Capcom Essentials pack outed by Canadian retailer
Virtual Reality game puts you behind cover
Unreal Engine 3 licensed to contractor for US army training sims
Media Molecule moves Tearaway into November
Guitar Hero veterans form interactive fitness studio, Blue Goji

Stuff

Child cosplay could be cruel, but it’s just too damn cute
Five iconic graphic novels that would make amazing games
Pokemon’s Legendary Problem
The future of games – We need to protect our past

Videos

Screwattack Video Game Vault – Life and Death 2
Beyond Two Souls – Gameplay Design Part 2
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons – Fraternal preview

Whatโ€™s on at The Movies

Ken Marino has a monster metaphor up his ass in this red band trailer for Bad Milo
Bryan Cranston is going to put a bullet in this little girl if you don’t watch the trailer for Cold comes the night
We Review Now You See Me – This cheap trick is all smoke and mirrors with no prestige
This red band trailer for Two Guns has me properly incentivised
Move over Harry Potter, Disney is developing Artemis Fowl
Jaimie Foxx is aggressively pursuing Spawn
The heat is back on! Eddie Murphy is doing a fourth Beverly Hills cop movie
Never was a story of more woe than this new trailer for Romeo and Juliet

Model: Amber Sym

Last Updated: July 30, 2013

53 Comments

  1. Symbody pinch me, I cant stop staring.

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    • Admiral Chief Minion 47

      July 30, 2013 at 16:05

      [pinch]

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      • Jonah Cash

        July 30, 2013 at 16:06

        Dude not there!! You are making it worse….

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        • Admiral Chief Minion 47

          July 30, 2013 at 16:07

          [pinch with braai tong]

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          • ElNicko

            July 30, 2013 at 16:10

            hahahahaha

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            July 30, 2013 at 16:11

            @_@

          • Jonah Cash

            July 30, 2013 at 16:13

            Like this????

          • Admiral Chief Minion 47

            July 30, 2013 at 16:13

            Stop posting pics of your wife dude, just, no

          • Jonah Cash

            July 30, 2013 at 16:14

            I knew you would appreciate that one!!! I can send her over to tend to your braai????

          • Admiral Chief Minion 47

            July 30, 2013 at 16:15

            There would be no food left to eat ๐Ÿ™

          • Jonah Cash

            July 30, 2013 at 16:19

            Will send my pet frog to help you…..

          • Admiral Chief Minion 47

            July 30, 2013 at 16:20

            And with that, I’m leaving the interwebz for the day
            Adios all

          • RinceJigglyboobhater

            July 30, 2013 at 16:27

            Later man! remember your responsibility next week!

          • Unavengedavo

            July 30, 2013 at 16:14

            *tweezers

            There I fixed it ๐Ÿ˜›

          • Admiral Chief Minion 47

            July 30, 2013 at 16:15

            Hehehe, lol

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      July 30, 2013 at 16:11

      Are you counting the pixels?

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  2. Admiral Chief Minion 47

    July 30, 2013 at 16:05

    Grainy

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      July 30, 2013 at 16:09

      If you’re just far enough away it looks like she’s covered in goosebumps lol

      …. or a rash :/

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      • Admiral Chief Minion 47

        July 30, 2013 at 16:11

        XD

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      • Unavengedavo

        July 30, 2013 at 16:28

        Latex allergy…

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    • Unavengedavo

      July 30, 2013 at 16:10

      Grainy yes, but that is some damn sexy underwear she has on… Or is it just me?

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      • Admiral Chief Minion 47

        July 30, 2013 at 16:11

        Very aesthetically pleasing indeed

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  3. Vampyre Squirrel

    July 30, 2013 at 16:13

    NSFW Google Images search…. 0.0

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    • RinceJigglyboobhater

      July 30, 2013 at 16:14

      Just for a change lol

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      • Vampyre Squirrel

        July 30, 2013 at 16:29

        Dude the first image of the search is topless…. I wanted to find a non-grainy version of the original ION image, and got more than I counted on.

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        • RinceJigglyboobhater

          July 30, 2013 at 16:30

          Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      • Unavengedavo

        July 30, 2013 at 16:41

        Personally I think Darryn uses these NSFW girls so that he has an excuse to watch porn at work…

        Gavin: “Darryn stop surfing porn”
        Darryn: ” Uhm… Sorry… I … Uh.. clicked it by accident while searching for today’s ION header… Yeah that’s it”

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        • RinceJigglyboobhater

          July 30, 2013 at 16:42

          You may be onto something there…

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        • Vampyre Squirrel

          July 30, 2013 at 16:44

          That’s a good theory… I hope Gavin, Geoff and Zoe read this…

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          • Gavin Mannion

            July 30, 2013 at 18:21

            I know it’s true… but if it keeps him working for peanuts I can accept it

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            July 31, 2013 at 09:27

            I think you deserve comment of the week Gavin!!!

    • Unavengedavo

      July 30, 2013 at 16:15

      The name Amber should have given you an indication ๐Ÿ˜›

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      • Vampyre Squirrel

        July 30, 2013 at 16:30

        Yeah I didn’t anticipate it being that much of an indication

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        • Unavengedavo

          July 30, 2013 at 17:22

          I think it’s safe to assume that any girl that has a stripper name is NSFW ๐Ÿ˜›

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          • Lardus-Wolverine

            July 30, 2013 at 22:25

            Hey hey HEY! Not every Amber is a stripper! Sure, every one I have met was a stripper, but I am special damnit! lol

  4. RinceJigglyboobhater

    July 30, 2013 at 16:15

    Darryn wins again for most disturbing video he has forced on us this week! Ken Marino has a monster metaphor up his ass in this red band trailer for Bad Milo

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  5. ToshZA

    July 30, 2013 at 16:22

    Can I just say: “ION Header of the week”.

    I know it’s only Tuesday, but really.

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  6. Jonah Cash

    July 30, 2013 at 16:26

    “The industry needs people like you to speak with their hearts before their brains because Iโ€™m tired of hearing the PR approved appropriate response.” -Cliffy B
    No wonder he loves the new XbONE, there was a new idiot there just saying random things all over the place!! No PR, just pure stupidity!! Has anyone noticed as soon as that lady took over there hasn’t been one bad story from MS? Give that lady a raise!!

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    • RinceJigglyboobhater

      July 30, 2013 at 16:28

      Very good point! Time for the old guys to update their firmware me thinks…

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      • Jonah Cash

        July 30, 2013 at 16:29

        It is amazing how we had bad MS press for about two months, and she took over and all of the crap just stopped… I think she updated some of the old dudes out the door!!

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        • Vampyre Squirrel

          July 30, 2013 at 16:32

          Maybe she made them get DRM pacemakers and sent them to SA for a “holiday”… just to see how bad an idea “Always-On” is.

          Pacemaker turns off if it doesn’t connect to the internet once every 4 hours ๐Ÿ˜›

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  7. Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    July 30, 2013 at 16:29

    Holy crap!!! Dem drapes.

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      July 30, 2013 at 16:29

      Drapes? where?

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      • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

        July 30, 2013 at 16:30

        Behind that lady that non of us is staring at

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        • RinceJigglyboobhater

          July 30, 2013 at 16:32

          LADY? HAHAHAHAHAH! Cough.

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          • Vampyre Squirrel

            July 30, 2013 at 16:33

            HAHAHAHAHA! Obviously Umar didn’t google her yet…

          • RinceJigglyboobhater

            July 30, 2013 at 16:33

            Yeah, not much chance she’ll ever be saying ‘The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain’…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            July 30, 2013 at 16:45

            It may depend on how much money you make… or pay her…

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            July 30, 2013 at 19:38

            she looks like the type you bring home to meet papi

          • Weanerdog

            July 30, 2013 at 19:52

            You call your penis papi 0_o

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            July 31, 2013 at 06:03

            Lol!!actually I call him Steve

  8. Lardus-Wolverine

    July 30, 2013 at 22:27

    The rib bones connected to the…hip bone! The hip bones connected to the thigh bone! The thigh bones connected to…ok not anatomically correct and going south fast here so I will stop before I offend anyone hehe

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    • Unavengedavo

      July 31, 2013 at 08:55

      After the Duck Tales and Bad Milo clips, I doubt that you would have offended anyone ๐Ÿ˜

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