Thank you for reading today! This day’s news was brought to you by the letters E and Z and by the lucky number 4 (Ed’s note: We’re from SA…we didn;t grow up with Sesame Street). The word for today was Schadenfreude, meaning happiness at the misfortune of others.
In Other News: everyone should buy Suikoden from the PSN, Tolkien fans are terroristsand a dude knocked out Mike Tyson…blindfolded.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because CHEESEWHIZZ CREPES HOLY FORKS!
News
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin ~ Forlorn Hope Trailer & Screens
There’s more to Project CARS than just pretty graphics
Arcania: The Complete Tale listed for PS4
Square Enix Posts Positive Financial Results; Final Fantasy XIV Makes “Favorable Progress”
Suikoden and Suikoden 2 out on PSN in Europe today
Stuff
Bravely Second Demo With AR Movie Is Live In Japan
Yes, You Can Run a Game Jam for Kids
Blindfolded gamer goes undefeated through Punch-Out!! — including Mike Tyson
Fourth-grader says he has the One Ring, school suspends him for terrorist threat, dad says
Vidja
Live Action Super Smash Bros
Nintendo Creator’s Program Bollocks (The Jimquisition)
Launch trailer Risk on consoles
LEGO Movie Honest Trailer
The shocking interview with Nvidia execs following the GTX 970 fiasco
The Movies
Here’s the first (short) teaser for Marvel’s DAREDEVIL TV series
First look at Michael Fassbender and Seth Rogen in STEVE JOBS
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: Studios Keeping Secrets
SA’s Weekend Top 10 (30 Jan to 1 Feb)
Brandon Routh suits up in this first look at ARROW’s Atom
Model: Ford Fusion
Last Updated: February 4, 2015
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:02
I found a baby picture of Geoff earlier:
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/article-0-1DF44A8A00000578-981_634x630.jpg
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 4, 2015 at 16:02
Have you seen the last Youtube link Zoe posted yet? 😀
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:03
I have. It’s dumb.
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 4, 2015 at 16:03
I thought it would have grown on you by now.
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:04
It was dumb earlier. It’s still dumb now. 🙂
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:06
Hows about now? 😛
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:07
Hos? O_o
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:07
yeah fixed 🙁
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 4, 2015 at 16:07
Excellent willpower. Your training is now complete. You’re ready to meet Rince. *run*
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:08
Wait, are you saying Rince is dumb? O_o
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 4, 2015 at 16:10
…
Captain JJ the crafter
February 4, 2015 at 16:19
One is never truly ready.
It’s like going to the dentist, only you don’t want a treat afterwards.
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 4, 2015 at 20:35
On the bright side, he always offers a treat beforehand.
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 4, 2015 at 20:35
On the bright side, he always offers a treat beforehand.
Captain JJ the crafter
February 4, 2015 at 16:17
It’s uncanny
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 4, 2015 at 16:02
Ford Fusion…maybe if I was in the market for a new car. But right now I am happy with my RX8, and will only trade in for the Ford Mustang or perhaps Mazda CX-5
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:06
Mustang FTW
Captain JJ the crafter
February 4, 2015 at 16:14
I’ve always liked the Challenger.
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:16
Not a bad choice either
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 16:06
So, Lardus is MustangSally?
Captain JJ the crafter
February 4, 2015 at 16:14
Glad to hear there are other Mazda fans out there.
ElimiNathan
February 4, 2015 at 17:39
Subaru ftw, drive a 2007 WRX
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 5, 2015 at 09:09
Wanted the Scoobie, but when they did that hatchback trick I lost a bit of faith in them. Then I saw the shiny silver RX8…you know how a man gets when he sees a new toy!
HvR
February 4, 2015 at 17:46
Sporting that beard making the Rx-8 engine roar (still the best sounding engine ever) laat jy seker die pregnant girls se melk in tiete room.
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 5, 2015 at 09:09
Hehehe
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:02
And a joke for Rince:
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1c/1cc8982fabe4d1d495163105dde1de5d1468656f1d9a0afcca5ef526eed635ec.jpg
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:05
Challenge accepted
http://i.imgur.com/SVh0eAX.jpg
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:06
Natural gingers only. Fakers need not apply.
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:07
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1690611868/image.jpg
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:07
You can keep it. O_O
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:08
She can keep my soul
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:08
Not that you’d have a choice.
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:08
I wont even put up a fight
HvR
February 4, 2015 at 16:11
You will be lucky if you only loose your soul.
https://thatreviewlingo.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/ill-cut-off-ur-ting-and-wear-it-round-ma-neck-ygritte.jpg
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:16
She thinks it’s pretty?
*blushes
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:17
Nah, but it’ll make a nice little trinket. *RUNS
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:20
LIES! Ag who am I kidding, she’ll lose it the first day.
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:20
So your c**k is her virginity? O_o How did that happen?
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:24
Oh wait,someone has cut if off already
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0284/06/1385001611923.jpg
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:25
*it
Also:
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/penis-sever-circumcision.gif
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:30
Screw you guys
*Goes home
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:32
Hahahaha XD
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 4, 2015 at 16:11
I almost didn’t notice the freckles.
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:15
Wait, she has freckles? 😛
Ghost In The Rift
February 4, 2015 at 16:30
And people say i have issues, bring on the ginger!!:-P
Lord Chaos
February 4, 2015 at 17:53
I remember this…
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
February 4, 2015 at 18:10
My wife is a ginger. We’ve had a child together….
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 18:40
Only 6 more to go…
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
February 4, 2015 at 18:56
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sgt. M
February 5, 2015 at 07:17
FFFF UUUUUUU UUUUUUU UUUUUUU UUUUUUU
4 7 7 7 7
4 7’s
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
February 5, 2015 at 08:17
GAH!!!!
Sgt. M
February 5, 2015 at 08:24
GAH!!!!
7 characters?
Raptor Rants A Lot:Original #7
February 5, 2015 at 09:06
*cries**
Tosh MA
February 5, 2015 at 09:18
Added the extra asterisk there I see 😛
Sgt. M
February 5, 2015 at 09:19
I like how you put the second * to avoid the 7.
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 16:06
Dat video, dat laugh, oh my word!
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:08
That smile
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 16:09
I really wonder what the original is about, I MUST KNOW THIS!!!
Tech Girl
February 4, 2015 at 16:06
Zoe you made a spelling mistake. It’s Ford Fushion… or is it?
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 16:07
Nope, really is Fusion
http://www.ford.co.za/cars/fusion
Tech Girl
February 4, 2015 at 16:09
Maybe it is a joke only Gavin & I get.
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 16:09
Oh snap
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
February 4, 2015 at 16:21
He’s not SuperFishal enough.
Just Saying
February 4, 2015 at 16:11
…and in other news, a picture of a car’s interior …. ?
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:12
Wired Wednesday
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 16:12
Follow the hyperlink 😉
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:13
I’d rather look at tech than food. Such torture.
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 16:14
XD
Captain JJ the crafter
February 4, 2015 at 16:14
I approve of this ION. Other cars could have been better, but others could also have been worse.
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:16
And then I get this link in skype:
http://www.prezzybox.com/microwaveable-bagpuss.aspx
THAT NAME! LOL!
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:17
That smile is so fake.
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:18
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
One for Zoe:
http://www.prezzybox.com/penis-pasta.aspx
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:19
Phallic fun in your tum!
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:19
Not before you get to slop it around in your mouth!
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:31
So leftovers would be sloppy seconds?
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:33
To be fair, it’s not as bad as having so many flopping around in your mouth at once. That happened the first time.
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 19:09
O_O
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:33
Also, LOL!!!!
Tosh MA
February 4, 2015 at 16:22
ION: I’m so dead once the relevant people read this article.
Admiral Chief
February 4, 2015 at 19:09
O_O and double O_O
Hammersteyn
February 4, 2015 at 16:42
Now that Ive read the article. Suikoden is finally available!!!
Kensei Seraph
February 5, 2015 at 07:47
That live action smash bros was epic.
Pity I left my headphones at home this morning.