Oh come on, don’t glare at me like that! You knew this was coming! It’s the D’s birthday, so today you get to stare at the D’s D. Look at it! Stare at that bulge! You didn’t really want to keep in your afternoon tea anyway.
In Other News: Carmack may be a thief, Nintendo may show new hardware at E3, Star Wars gets Hoth under the collar and Watch Dogs will wow on the Wii U.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because like you we were cleaning up our vomitus.
News
Ubisoft focused on Watch dogs for the Wii U
Zenimax Accuses Carmack Of Theft In Move To Oculus
UK games industry salaries outpace national average
Nintendo to unveil ‘new hardware’ at E3, claim reports
Xbox One Parity Clause a ‘Shame’ Says Stealth Inc. Dev
DayZ Standalone sells 2m in just over four months
Defiance going free-to-play in June
Stuff
New Bound By Flame screenshots
Star Wars 1313: new art from scrapped project surfaces, appears to show Hoth
Project CARS In-Game PS4 Vs. PC Comparison Shows Hardly Any Difference
Blizzard versus the hostility of MOBAs
Star Wars savings strike back on Steam, PS3, Xbox 360
Humble Weekly Co-op bundle
Videos
Hellraid – Game Features Trailer
H1Z1 Gameplay
Mario Kart 8 – full soundtrack
What’s on at The Movies
Movies out today: Racing against time, revenge and pirate fairies
This trailer for WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS is so much fun!
New X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST clip explains Xavier’s ability to walk
Model : Katrarina Pudar (wait..what?). Click on D, dudes. Click on D.
Last Updated: May 2, 2014
Umar's Sin
May 2, 2014 at 16:05
Nintendo confirms no hardware reveal
Also happy bday D, I will not look at your bulge
Hammersteyn
May 2, 2014 at 16:05
That header…………
http://media1.giphy.com/media/NUZ5OqHdbknHa/giphy.gif
Umar's Sin
May 2, 2014 at 16:06
That gif is making me throw up lol
Jedi JJ
May 2, 2014 at 16:22
This episode (and the one where they do it in reverse) was hilarious
Hammersteyn
May 2, 2014 at 16:09
Have faith in Geoff. Click on the D!
oVg Errorist
May 2, 2014 at 16:14
Not brave enough to hover my mouse over Ds ball sack.
Hammersteyn
May 2, 2014 at 16:18
CLICK IT!
Axon1988
May 2, 2014 at 16:23
Worth the click!
Corrie Botha
May 2, 2014 at 16:11
My eyes they are blind , wait how am I typing this then ? hdjsaikskksksdkdkd
Hammersteyn
May 2, 2014 at 16:17
Hellraid has a nice Hexen feel to it.
Axon1988
May 2, 2014 at 16:23
I am totally down for some more hexen action!
Skyblue
May 2, 2014 at 16:56
I would be totally stoked but alas, I see it’s developed by Techland.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 2, 2014 at 17:09
Happy birthday Darryn!
Gustav Willem Diedericks
May 4, 2014 at 11:14
Happy belated B-day Darryn! Hope you had a great weekend!
Kensei Seraph
May 5, 2014 at 07:36
Really late birthday wishes Darryn.
Hellraid looks good and why are there no Star Wars 1313 screenshots?
What else is a lie!?
Does Darryn really exist?
Does he have the cake?