I sincerely hope you missed the two resident porras last week, while we both aimlessly made our way around the scared city of Cologne. Why is it scared I hear you ask? Well for starters it plays home to the biggest gaming expo on the face of the earth, with Gamescom attracting nearly 400 000 people into a massive, albeit smelly, convention centre for a week of gaming goodness. That, and the city has the best darn beer I’ve ever had. So good that I’m not even sure Matty made it out of the country. Hello sentient afro, can you hear me?
In Other News: You can rewrite Skyrim anyway you like, everyone still adores Angry Birds and an eagle isn’t too happy with our drones in the sky.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy playing rock, paper, scissors to see who would pay import duty fees to get our second cabbage back over the border.
News
The Witcher developer thinks remastering old games is a good idea, but…
Skyrim Script Extender is now on Steam, so you can easily fix Skyrim
Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 just got released on iOS
Angry Birds 2 hits 30 million downloads in two weeks
Former BioWare Devs Cancel Limping Mooncrest Kickstarter, Will Return Later
Stuff
HTC cuts 15 percent of workforce amid weak sales
The next versions of iOS and OS X will track your flights
Eagle takes umbrage with interloping drone
Videos
ROCKET LEAGUE – Top Saves Of the Week #4
What’s on @ The Movies
Huge new plot details, character names and images officially revealed for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Here’s your first look at the Black Panther in CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
This trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s THE HATEFUL EIGHT is going to get a bullet
THE FLASH unveils first look at Teddy Sears as Jay Garrick, the original Flash
A REVIEW IN FOUR QUESTIONS: UNFRIENDED
Syfy adapting Frederik Pohl’s GATEWAY
Last Updated: August 13, 2015
Lord Chaos
August 13, 2015 at 16:28
Should I ask if the header has anything to do with beer having a golden crown head?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 13, 2015 at 16:33
Import duty fees on cabbage. Not worth it, methinks.
Pariah
August 13, 2015 at 16:46
Likely covered by the Germans already – paying SA to take him back!
Hammersteyn
August 13, 2015 at 16:48
I heard he’s turned into a Kraut :/
Pariah
August 13, 2015 at 16:52
*Gasps* NEIN!
Brady miaau
August 13, 2015 at 16:39
This was late. Hmm. Tricky.
do I complain or pretend not to notice? Hmm.
Geoffrey Tim
August 13, 2015 at 16:48
Complain! I was out of the office when it should have gone up. 😉
Pariah
August 13, 2015 at 16:50
Come now Geoff – didn’t Rocket league teach you how not to drop the ball?
Brady miaau
August 14, 2015 at 07:20
Yeah, but is it OCD or complaining?
stfenix
August 13, 2015 at 16:40
Scared or Sacred? I are confuse
Hammersteyn
August 13, 2015 at 16:43
400 000 people? Id be scared 😛
stfenix
August 13, 2015 at 16:45
lol apparently the city was too 🙂
Hammersteyn
August 13, 2015 at 16:41
LOL those rocket league saves. Normally we’re all like, meh, it’s in.
stfenix
August 13, 2015 at 16:46
I really hope they give us SA servers.. I can just imagine what this game must be like with sub 50ms latency
Hammersteyn
August 13, 2015 at 16:47
We average around 200ms. Not that bad but we play mostly against European guys unfortunately
VampyreSquirrel
August 13, 2015 at 16:58
Yeah, but when they suck, you win… literally 😛
I beat a guy 6-1 and he had 20ms, I was on 180ms.
Hammersteyn
August 13, 2015 at 17:14
We win from time to time and when we don’t we blame @ir0nseraph:disqus
Corrie
August 13, 2015 at 16:59
Hearing too many good things about this game, will definitely pick it up come payday
How’s the PS4/PC crossplay?
Hammersteyn
August 13, 2015 at 17:14
PC owns us, must be hacks
*Ragequits
Nikola
August 14, 2015 at 08:53
fucking PC hackers…
DragonSpirit009
August 13, 2015 at 16:54
I just convinced one of the guys at work to play Rocket League. Thou I’ve never played it I still feel awesome when I get someone else interested in games!
Skyblue
August 13, 2015 at 22:27
LOL dude, wicked bastard!
Skyblue
August 13, 2015 at 22:29
RESOGUN – Spread the word
Corrie
August 13, 2015 at 16:55
Theres a little mess up with the Skyrim link
Has a http.com before the destuctoid link
Someone was watching a bit too much daenerys targaryen scenes
Nikola
August 14, 2015 at 08:52
ahhh Rocket League what a frikking awesome game!