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Jack Thompson targets Take Two Chairman's mom

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This is getting out of hand, it’s one thing for Jack Thompson to attack GTA IV’s publishers legally, but his latest stunt is seriously one for the books.

This, week, the infamous self appointed protector of peace and justice in the universe, Jack Thompson, decided to write a letter to the mother, yes mother, of Take Two’s CEO. By reading this letter it becomes very clear that Jack Thompson is not well and that he seriously belongs in a small padded room where he can curse GTA’s name for the rest of eternity. Have a good read of the letter and you will see that what he says is grossly inappropriate and his actions in this regard are crossing the line. More after the jump.

“Dear Mrs. Zelnick:

Your son, as you may know (or maybe you don’t know), is Chairman of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc., whose most popular video games are the Grand Theft Auto murder simulator games banned in some countries but sold to children here.

Your son last week was reported to have said the following about Grand Theft Auto IV, due to be released Tuesday, April 29: “We’ve already received numerous [GTA IV] reviews, and to a one, they are perfect scores. My mom couldn’t write better reviews…” Taking your son’s thought, I would encourage you either to play this game or have an adroit video gamer play it for you. Some of the latter gamers are on death row, so try to find one out in the civilian population who hasn’t killed someone yet.

What you will see in your son’s game, if this iteration of GTA is anything like its predecessors, is incredible interactive violence aimed at police officers (whom you can shoot in the head and see the blood spray), innocent bystanders (whom you can run over with your car just for the heck of it), and of course the plentiful female prostitutes you can have sex with and then filet with a knife or stomp with your feet in order to get your money back. Experts note that the recent plethora of cop killings is caused in part by your darling son’s entrepreneurial energy. There are three policemen dead in Alabama because of Grand Theft Auto. I was on 60 Minutes about it. I hope Strauss has provided you with a flat screen tv to see the grief of the bereaved families that fills the screen.

The pornography and violence that your son trafficks in is the kind of stuff that most mothers would be ashamed to see their son putting into the hands of other mothers’ children, but, hey, your son Strauss has recently assured the world that he is “a Boy Scout, everybody knows that.” I’d love to see the merit badges that Scout Troop handed out. Is there a Ted Bundy merit badge? If so, your loving son deserves one now. It should be red and green, for obvious reasons.

With Passover having just come and gone, it is appropriate to note the following from the Old Testament, Proverbs 22:6:

“Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.”

Mrs. Zelnick, did you train up your son, Strauss, to make millions of dollars by pushing Mature-rated video games to children? Any kid can go right to little Strauss’ corporate web site and buy GTA IV with no age verification. Strauss is even marketing the new Grand Theft Auto IV on World Wrestling Entertainment tv shows seen by millions of kids. If you trained up Strauss to do this, then shame on you.

But maybe the explanation for your son’s corporate sociopathy is to be found in Old Testament Proverb 29:15:

“The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.”

Maybe you, Mrs. Zelnick, were so taken by your handsome son that you spared the rod and spoiled the child. That would explain why he has brought you, by the way he presently acts, “to shame.”

There’s another mother you would do well to talk to. Mrs. Crump in Alabama had a son who was a police officer. He’s now dead because a teenaged boy unwittingly trained himself to kill him on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. She has a grief she carries every day that only a mother can know.There are other such mothers in the heartland of America whose inhabitants your son simply sees as commercial targets.

Your son, this very moment, is doing everything he possibly can to sell as many copies of GTA IV to teen boys in the United States, a country in which your son claims you raised him to be “a Boy Scout.” More like the Hitler Youth, I would say. Happy Mother’s day, Mrs. Zelnick, which this year is May 11, two weeks after your son unleashes porn and violence upon other mothers’ boys. I’m sure you’re very proud.

Sincerely, Jack Thompson”

You have to wonder if Jack Thompson realises that he is almost doing a better job of marketting GTA IV than Take Two is.

source: gamerush

[Thanks to Doobiwan for the tip]

Last Updated: April 23, 2008


  1. What a looser! That is the whole point of playing games, so that one can do all the stuff one can’t do in real life 🙂


  2. doobiwan

    April 23, 2008 at 17:02

    The oke is such a chop ❓ He needs his own T-Shirt


  3. 2Three

    April 23, 2008 at 17:15

    Jack is a NOOB! haha, nice one 🙂

    2Three’s last blog post..Haze Demo: Early May


  4. Naudran

    April 23, 2008 at 17:56

    ROFL!!! Doesn’t he realize he’s just making people want to buy the game even more…


  5. Nduimiso

    April 23, 2008 at 20:05

    im gonna buy 10 copies and give them to 5 year olds just to piss him off some more.


  6. JP

    April 23, 2008 at 22:20

    Oh. My. Fucking. Word.

    There is no word yet for how stupid this guy is.

    You should tell him that learning to drive is teaching you to do drive by shootings as well.


  7. Krypty

    April 24, 2008 at 06:08

    I think n00b is too good of a word for him.

    He can lick my b@lls.


  8. xyber

    April 24, 2008 at 06:11

    ugh.. he’s such a n00b!!!
    Wonder if he got kids.. poor things 😈


  9. evilgrinningmonkey

    April 24, 2008 at 07:30

    What an IDIOT.


  10. Vamp

    April 24, 2008 at 10:51

    What a f*cking idiot!
    How difficult would it be to get HIS mother’s adres?
    Can’t we all write her a letter and ask her what she thinks
    of her son’s prostitution scandal and if he blames GTA for that as well? Clearly she let him play with his own “rod” much too often as a child! Poephol!


  11. Vamp

    April 24, 2008 at 11:13

    Ai damn,
    I should probably appologise to uncle Jack.
    It was falsely reported that it was him involved in
    the scandal. He still needs a spanking tho.


  12. DarthPenguin

    April 24, 2008 at 12:33

    Then I’m a 5 year…. gimme gimme gimme


  13. RE: Gamer

    April 24, 2008 at 12:40

    MMM, without clicking through to gamerush, has this letter been verified? It does seem a little immature in it’s style, content, purpose and destination. If this really is from the self made censor of all things anti-puritan then he really is a sad little man.

    RE: Gamer’s last blog post..Kojima Jnr disappointed with Metal Gear Solid 4


  14. LazySAGamer

    April 24, 2008 at 13:07

    THere was no confirmation on the source site,

    Honestly I Don’t think it’s true but he hasn’t sued anyone yet as far as I know so it may well be.

    According to Vamp up there it is false though


  15. Vamp

    April 24, 2008 at 13:59

    Hi Lazy,

    I was refering to my previous post up there.
    I have no idea how authentic this letter is tho.
    It looks a bit dodge, but hey, I’ve seen worse 🙂


  16. doobiwan

    April 24, 2008 at 14:14

    He’s not allowed to sue, the Florida bar has banned him from filing motions, and he’s signed a settlement with Take2 so he can’t sue them directly either.

    As far as the immaturity goes, heck, it’s Jack Thompson…


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