LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens is getting a season pass, okie dey?

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HALLLOS! Yousa follows meesa, okie dey? Meesa going to show yousa the muy muy cool season passu for LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens which am not bombad at allsa AND NO GEOFF I’M SORRY IT WAS ONLY A JOKE! PLEASE PUT THE GUN DOWN! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! I WON’T DO IT AGAIN! IT WAS JUST A JOKE! NOOOOO

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Editor’s note: Jar Jar Binks impersonations have a zero tolerance policy according to the Lazygamer constitution. Darryn also doesn’t need a brain to live, so he was able to finish the rest of the story after we were done playing beer pong with the hole in his head. Rest of the story follows on below:

Of course LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens is getting a season pass! Of course it is! So what does $10 get you? Plenty of level packs and the chance to play as beloved Star Wars characters such as Mace Windu. And Jar Jar Binks. Here’s the full rundown of content copied and pasted from the press release while I go see if I can fit my car keys in this handy new head-hole:

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LEVEL PACKS

Poe’s Quest for Survival Level Pack

  • A whole new adventure following Poe Dameron’s journey back to the Resistance base. After his daring escape from the First Order that left him stranded on Jakku, Poe must search for BB-8 and locate a ship to escape the desert planet in an effort to find his way home.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: Naka Lit, Ohn Gos, Poe Dameron (Jakku), Strus Clan Leader, Strus Clan Raider, Strus Clan Speeder (Full-size Vehicle), Strus Clan Speeder (Microfighter Vehicle)

First Order Siege of Takodana Level Pack

  • Experience the thrilling assault on Maz Kanata’s castle in a new way. Storm the shores of Takodana with Kylo Ren and the First Order in a quest to capture Rey and BB-8 to crush the Resistance forever.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: Jashco Phurus, Rosser Weno, Strono “Cookie” Tuggs, Thromba, Laparo, Jakku Freighter (Full-size Vehicle), Jakku Freighter (Microfighter Vehicle)

Escape from Starkiller Base Level Pack

  • After crash landing on the surface of Starkiller Base, join the battle from the perspective of two Resistance pilots. With the help of a loyal astromech droid, outmaneuver the First Order to escape the planet before it explodes.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: C’ai Threnalli, Colonel Datoo, Lieutenant Rodinon, Lt Wright, R3-Z3, Assault Walker (Full-size Vehicle), Assault Walker (Microfighter Vehicle)

CHARACTER PACKS

The Jedi Character Pack – Season Pass Exclusive / Available June 28, 2016

  • Features powerful members of the Jedi Order. Available exclusively to Season Pass owners.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: Aayla Secura, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Kit Fisto, Luminara Unduli, Mace Windu, Plo Koon, Saesee Tiin, Shaak Ti, Jedi Interceptor (Full-size Vehicle), Jedi Interceptor (Microfighter Vehicle)

The Prequel Trilogy Character Pack

  • Play as select characters from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones and Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: Anakin Skywalker (Damaged), Captain Panaka, Darth Maul, Jango Fett, Jar Jar Binks, Padmé Naberrie, Watto, Zam Wesell, Naboo Starfighter (Full-size Vehicle), Naboo Starfighter (Microfighter Vehicle)

The Freemaker Adventures Character Pack

  • Showcases the galaxy’s bravest family of scavengers from the upcoming LEGO animated series, debuting June 20th on Disney XD.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: Baash (Iktotchi), Graballa the Hutt, Kordi Freemaker, Naare, Raam (Iktotchi), Roger (Battle Droid), Rowan Freemaker, Zander Freemaker, Star Scavenger (Full-size Vehicle), Star Scavenger (Microfighter Vehicle)

Star Wars: Rebels Character Pack

  • Play as the crew of the Ghost from the popular Disney XD animated series.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: Ahsoka Tano, Chopper, Ezra Bridger, Hera Syndulla, Kanan Jarrus, Sabine Wren, Seventh Sister Inquisitor, Zeb Orrelios, Ghost (Full-size Vehicle), Ghost (Microfighter Vehicle)

The Clones Wars Character Pack

  • Exciting characters from the acclaimed animated series.
  • Playable characters and vehicles include: Asajj Ventress, Aurra Sing, Barriss Offee, Cad Bane, Captain Rex, Commander Cody, Hondo Ohnaka, Savage Opress, Republic Gunship (Full-size Vehicle), Republic Gunship (Microfighter Vehicle)

That’s, actually not bad. No for reals, hear me out. Most season passes are built on promises, promises which quite often aren’t kept. And yes, the LEGO content on offer is just more of the same, and you pretty much know exactly what you’re going to get. But at least this pack of extra content drops is already planned out. On the more cynical side, it is of course the kind of content that would make LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens a more attractive buy of it were all included for free.

But life’s not fair, I don’t live in a turbo-mansion and my pity levels are at an all-time low. Also, I’m a sucker for anything with Star Wars Rebels in it, which explains why I’ve been chucking my credit card at my screen…okiedey?

Last Updated: May 27, 2016

Darryn Bonthuys

Word-slinger at Critical Hit. Inventor of the macho Swiss gym chocolate known as Testoblerone. That's...that's about it really.

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