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Mad Moxxi returns for the Borderlands 2 Valentines day DLC

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February, the month of lurve. To many, it’s all about Valentines day. For me, it’s a month in which I realise that I don’t have to buy anything for my left hand except a new wig. Borderlands 2 is getting in on that cupid action, with some new DLC. Here’s what you‘ll find inside the romance of acid-tipped bullets.

Having already pimped the loot ‘n shoot sequel last year with the holiday specific Thanksgiving DLC, Gearbox is back with a new piece of themed content that is all about getting rednecks and Irish alcoholics to stop fighting for one day.

Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre is a new Headhunter DLC pack where the top-heavy bar owner and her Innuendo Bot 5000 are trying to get the Zaffords and Hodunks to stop all the fighting. Of course, this Valentines Day Massacre isn’t going to end in hugs and kisses, so expect plenty of bullets to be fired before the first box of cheap chocolate is finished.

Borderlands 2 valentines

There’s new cosmetic gear in store in the DLC, which will set you back US$2.99/£2.39/€2,99. Remember to get it before April so you can avoid all that nasty VAT that is on the way.

As much fun as Borderlands 2 is, I’m pretty much done with the game. I’ve clocked over a 120 hours inside the world of Pandora, and I’m kind of keen for Gearbox to start work on the inevitable sequel. Hell, I’ve even got some great ideas for a few new classes!

Like the Duke Nukem class, which has specific skill trees called All out of gum, Shake it baby and Hail to the king. C’mon Gearbox, call me, we’ll talk business. You have my number, so stop ignoring me dammit!

Also, if anyone would like to dress up as Mad Moxxi for me, that’d be the bestest ever Valentines Day for me.

Last Updated: February 6, 2014


  1. So do you need to pay for this?


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 6, 2014 at 11:51

      You pay for everything. This is GEEEEEAAAAARRRBOOOOOXXXXXX!


    • melodicmizery

      February 6, 2014 at 12:24

      borderlands has the best season pass ever, its the season pass that doesnt cover all the dlc. its as good as the bioshock season pass where it takes them longer to release a 15 minute playable dlc then it does to release a entire new game. i still dont think all theres is even out yet


  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 6, 2014 at 11:44

    I already solved the Zafford / Hodunk problem. I killed the Zaffords.


    • Kensei Seraph Moe Ninja

      February 6, 2014 at 11:48

      You probably missed a few.


      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 6, 2014 at 11:55

        True, I’m not that good a shot.


  3. Hammersteyn

    February 6, 2014 at 11:45

    I’m really disgusted by Disqus today.


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 6, 2014 at 11:52

      badumtish 😛


  4. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 6, 2014 at 11:48

    Yay disqus is back, I hope 😛


    • Unavengedavo

      February 6, 2014 at 12:00

      Here’s crossing thumbs that it stays fixed O_o… Because some one was using my name invain :O

      EDIT: The UnLoggedInAvo was me btw 😛


  5. hairyknees

    February 6, 2014 at 12:01

    I’ve put 160 hours into BL2 😡 I still plan on putting in a lot more 😛


    • RedRover

      February 6, 2014 at 16:19

      416hrs of a bullet for you and bullet for you and a bullet for you :P……. Best game ever!!!!


  6. ToshZA

    February 6, 2014 at 12:25

    I’m sure Rince would love to dress up as Moxxi for you. He’d have to wear a wig or dye his hair though.


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 6, 2014 at 13:23

      Would need some padding, she’s a bit on the flat side.


  7. Norm

    February 6, 2014 at 14:31

    Still need to get BL2 on Xbox 360.


  8. Brian Murphy

    February 6, 2014 at 17:44

    I’m with ya Darryn, fuck Valentines Day.


  9. Matthew Holliday

    February 7, 2014 at 09:05

    Crawmerax returns
    il reck that bitch.


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