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Major Nelson signs your doctor’s note

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I have known a few people who have taken days off work following launches of major games. How else are you supposed to dedicate hours to gameplay when things like work get in the way? Well, Major Nelson is on your side, and has a doctor’s note for you so you can play Xbox One.

It really is rather cute. You can go on over to the Xbox site, fill in the blanks, and send a note from M.Nelson, M.D., X.B.1 explaining that you need 1-3 days off work (or other activities) in order to take a heavy dose of Xbox One. Considering that some of you are importing your Xbox One from overseas, I’m sure you’ll want to make use of this for next week – you can’t celebrate the launch from work.

You know what’s disturbing? You can even be excused from date nights or “sexy time” with this note. Really? I know Xbox One has haptic feedback with those sexy vibrating triggers, but no launch title is awesome enough to make me wanna pass up sexy time. Now, when TitanFall launches, things might change…

Here’s my sample sick note for your enjoyment. I particularly like the side effects.

Sick note

Last Updated: November 22, 2013

20 Comments

  1. Biza-B

    November 22, 2013 at 13:39

    This note would only work if you have a government job. You wouldn’t even have to wait for the SA XBone launch NEXT YEAR.

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    • Kensei Seraph

      November 22, 2013 at 13:53

      If you were in a government job you wouldn’t need the sick note to take a day off.

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      • Biza-B

        November 22, 2013 at 14:03

        lmao!!!!! flip!! i got tears in my eyes for this!!!

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      • RyseandRepeat

        November 22, 2013 at 14:04

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WINNER!

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      • BacchusZA

        November 23, 2013 at 23:35

        Heh not quite, I end up using vac leave whenever I get a migraine & can’t get to the doc for a sick note. But I won’t argue that it’s really not all that hard to get a day off as a government employee when I want it πŸ™‚

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  2. Sageville

    November 22, 2013 at 13:42

    Oh Photoshop! I’m so sorry!

    We just stand there and let this sort of abuse happen, we should be ashamed!

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  3. DarthofZA

    November 22, 2013 at 13:46

    This just awesome. Great marketing πŸ˜€

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  4. Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

    November 22, 2013 at 13:50

    Luckily it didn’t read “in order to take a heavy dose of Xbone.”

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  5. FoxOneZA

    November 22, 2013 at 13:53

    WIN!

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  6. Kensei Seraph

    November 22, 2013 at 13:54

    Home time in T minus 1 minute.

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    • Kensei Seraph

      November 22, 2013 at 13:56

      And home time NOW!

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 22, 2013 at 13:56

        Enjoy πŸ™‚

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  7. DrKiller

    November 22, 2013 at 13:55

    My boss didn’t like it πŸ™ sigh

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    • Kensei Seraph

      November 22, 2013 at 13:56

      Poor guy.

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      • DrKiller

        November 22, 2013 at 13:57

        Is ther maybe a PS4 one? Second chance? πŸ˜›

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  8. Hammersteyn

    November 22, 2013 at 13:56

    1-3 days? Does he know nothing about gaming?

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    • RyseandRepeat

      November 22, 2013 at 14:02

      No no, that’s the time it takes to dl the first patch man!

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 22, 2013 at 14:07

        Bwahahaha

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      • ToshZA

        November 22, 2013 at 15:09

        hahahaha, win

        Reply

  9. RyseandRepeat

    November 22, 2013 at 14:00

    Hahah! This is cute man!

    Reply

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