British comedian Ross Noble summed up the joy of motorcycles perfectly on an episode of Top Gear: You either get it right, or you die. Fortunately, riding a motorcycle in a digital realm has always been a lot less gruesome, although not all games were created with safety in mind. One of the best games that required you to utterly blkiksem the guy off of his bike was Road Rash.
The driving mechanics were alright, but they were complemented by being able to punch, kick and smash a guy in the face with a chain if he got a little too close to your Yamaha. Honestly, they should implement that style of combat into the MotoGP to make it interesting again and to give someone other than Rossi or Marquez a chance to win a race. Once again, I have saved motorsport.
In Other News: Steep opens up in November, the Trials of Osiris should be free of a Ddos or two soon and Skyrim never changes.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to see if Valentino Rossi knew how to nipple-surf on hot tar.
News
Steep open beta coming in November
Tyranny trailer reveals multi-structure player stronghold called Spires
Destiny: Bungie has already banned some of the Trials of Osiris DDoS cheaters you reported
Someone has already beaten Dark Souls 3’s hardest DLC boss with his bare hands
Abzu drifts to retail on Xbox One, PS4 in January
Heroes of Honor developer Nonstop Games closed by King
Gravity Rush 2 is bringing those glorious costumes back
Razer and Nacon are making pro PS4 controllers
Stuff
Pen-Pineapple-Pen Cafe opening in Japan
What Skyrim had that Fallout 4 lost
Skyrim never changes
Titanfall 2’s Gauntlet is the best thing to do while a video game installs ever
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Next CLOVERFIELD film revealed to be the JJ Abrams produced GOD PARTICLE
Movies out Today: 28 October 2016
We review THE ACCOUNTANT – Almost doesn’t add up… but still thrills
Gerard Butler’s Secret Service agent Mike Banning to return in ANGEL HAS FALLEN
Ice Cube and HAMILTON director teaming up for OLIVER TWIST remake
SA’s Weekend Top 10 Movie Chart – Tom Cruise trolls Tyler Perry
Last Updated: October 28, 2016
Lord Chaos
October 28, 2016 at 16:03
How can you possibly say the MotoGP is boring? They gave a guy named Stoner a super-bike…
Andre Fourie
October 31, 2016 at 07:21
This weekends race was really good. Little Nipplehead Marquez was the nipplesurfer. Rossi rode brilliantly as always, even after he encountered some braking issues. Good win for Dovi.
VampyreSquirrel
October 28, 2016 at 16:10
Road Rash was epic!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 28, 2016 at 16:17
WEEKEND!
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Raptor Rants
October 28, 2016 at 16:39
Cheers bra!
Andre Fourie
October 31, 2016 at 07:28
I never want to see Captain Morgan again.
Andre Fourie
October 31, 2016 at 07:24
The Accountant is a really good movie. Saw it this weekend. But I wouldn’t say worth paying the ridiculous cinema prices. Rather wait for DVD realease.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 31, 2016 at 07:45
That’s how I feel about movies in general, would rather watch at home while drinking a beer in peace and quiet.
Andre Fourie
October 31, 2016 at 08:06
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Sageville
October 31, 2016 at 09:55
Also, stopping the damn movie for a pee, they don’t do that at the cinemas, no matter how much you jump up and down on the stage.
Andre Fourie
October 31, 2016 at 11:11
LOL. True dat.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
October 31, 2016 at 11:13
LOL!