In just two days (on what really ought to be Llew’s birthday) it’s international chocolate day. I can’t say I eat much of the stuff, but when the mood hits me, I can be a right chocoholic. I’m not especially fond of milk chocolate – it’s far too sweet for my liking. I’m far more partial to the darker stuff, which matches my demeanour; it’s bitter. How do you like your chocolate?
In Other News: SEGA increases its Amplitude, the Dark Sword gets nerfed, Splatoon gets copied and Xbox Live Avatars will soon get wheelchairs.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy wondering how to spend our Bison dollars.
News
The Division: Free Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six outfits go live today
Sega acquires Endless developer Amplitude
Paragon improves Daily Win system and adds Weekly Quests
Dark Souls 3 update nerfs the Dark Sword
Girls battle to the death in Idol Death Game TV
The trouble with transparency in Valve’s Dota 2 invites
Smartphone game effortlessly rips Splatoon
Wheelchair option coming to Xbox avatars
Stuff
The WWE 2K17 commercials are loaded with Easter eggs
Can PC mods match Skyrim Special Edition?
The Last Of Us has the most horrifying death scenes
Squad goals: Returning to The Division
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Show runners talk about shifting consciousness in HBO’s WESTWORLD
Daniel Radcliffe turns into a skinhead for new film IMPERIUM
Director David Yates talks about FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM
Something is going on in this trailer for STRANGER THINGS
Chris Evans quits as TOP GEAR presenter after one season
Last Updated: July 5, 2016
Admiral Chief Maximum Effort
July 5, 2016 at 16:01
Dark chocolate should not exist. Sies
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:05
wat? Dark chocolate is the best
Pariah
July 5, 2016 at 16:05
Infused with orange rind. MMMMMMM
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 5, 2016 at 16:06
Yes! Love orange choc.
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:08
HHHHGGNNNNNN
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 5, 2016 at 16:05
Dark chocolate is the best. You probably like your chocolate raw.
Pariah
July 5, 2016 at 16:05
LOL
VampyreSquirrel
July 5, 2016 at 16:10
hahahaha
Geoffrey Tim
July 5, 2016 at 16:06
Dark Chocolate is best chocolate.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 5, 2016 at 16:06
Bitter and dark as the night chocolate and a nice whiskey goes down so very,very well
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:08
mlem mlem mlem
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 5, 2016 at 16:09
XD
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:04
Why should it be…. damnit.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 5, 2016 at 16:05
LOL Chris Evans
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Greylingad[He Charges!]
July 5, 2016 at 18:31
Hahahahaha!!!
Wahahahahahaha!!
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:05
Dark Chocolate and a glass of Dry Red Wine. MMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmmMMMMMM
Pariah
July 5, 2016 at 16:06
Want.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 5, 2016 at 16:06
Whiskey please
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:09
I’ve never tried with Whiskey 0_0. I need to rectify. ASAP
VampyreSquirrel
July 5, 2016 at 16:11
Dark chocolate and rum n coke… mmmmmmmm *gonna get some chocolate*
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 5, 2016 at 16:06
The Beyers chocolatiers factory shop is a km or 2 away from me. That’s a dangerous place to visit.
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:06
Lindt Chocolateer literally across the road from us. Not even road. Same office block.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 5, 2016 at 16:08
Can you get a bag of 10 random truffles for R10?
Raptor Rants
July 5, 2016 at 16:10
no clue. Haven’t dared enter.
But they do chocolate making courses there. So I just kind of don’t tempt myself
DragonSpirit009
July 5, 2016 at 16:08
I’m not so fond of chocolates anymore… But sometimes they call me, then I can’t say no!
VampyreSquirrel
July 5, 2016 at 16:10
LOL! Well played Geoff.
Ottokie
July 5, 2016 at 16:12
Whole nuts and biscuits in slab chocolates
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 5, 2016 at 16:20
Gotta have nuts! ……wait what?
Ottokie
July 5, 2016 at 16:24
I love nuts!
…wait
Gavin Mannion
July 5, 2016 at 16:26
Don’t tell Geoff but I snuck in my match winning Zarya move from a game that I played today into the video list… #addicted
Geoffrey Tim
July 5, 2016 at 16:27
banned.
Gavin Mannion
July 5, 2016 at 16:30
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
July 5, 2016 at 16:42
I approve XD
VampyreSquirrel
July 5, 2016 at 16:37
Sneaky sneaky, but nice vid.
Ghost In The Rift
July 5, 2016 at 16:57
I love ALL CHOCOLATE!!! but realy mis the Turkish Delight chocolates, for some reason we don’t get that anymore.
And not to mention Chocolate Liqueurs, cant stop my self with that stuff hiccup.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 5, 2016 at 22:04