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Assassin’s Creed 4 will be arriving on our shores next Tuesday. Luckily enough someone somewhere has decided that giving Lazygamer five pairs of tickets to the game’s Launch party would be a good idea. That can only mean one thing, free tickets to anyone who can tell us why Lazygamer is a better website than all the rest. That is right! It is that easy to win two tickets to the Assassin’s Creed 4 launch party. Unlike rAge, food will be provided and the consoles running the game will also be present.

So as not to chase away anyone who read my Top 10 list, here are the basics. Assassin’s Creed 4 launch party will be on Monday, we have tickets that could be won by you the community, say why Lazygamer is the best website  and lastly – and this is important –  it will be held in Cape Town, for all you grumblers who keep saying nothing happens in the city with the mountain, bru. Ubisoft has gone out of their way to bring the party to Cape Town – so you complacent sea-side dwelling mofo’s had better appreciate it.  It’ll be at Shop 7, Quay 5, at the V&A Waterfront, and you ought be there at 17:30, for festivities that commence at 18:00. Yaaarghhhh!

Unlimited entries are allowed. Good luck.

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Last Updated: October 24, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

224 Comments

  1. Lourens Jordaan

    October 24, 2013 at 13:33

    Seems like The Intern upped the rhetoric. I like it.

    Reply

  2. TiMsTeR1033

    October 24, 2013 at 13:36

    Did Vicky do the header??

    Reply

    • Anon A Mouse

      October 24, 2013 at 13:42

      I wanted to ask if it’s Zoe’s handy work. I don’t think the intern is allowed to use software. Unless it is on a coffee machine or microwave.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 24, 2013 at 13:44

        no this is Vickies handywork! I can tell! Swear that should at least supply him with decent photos… This is an ugly mess!

        Reply

      • Her Highness the Hipster

        October 24, 2013 at 13:52

        even i can do better than this! and that’s saying something….

        Reply

  3. Anon A Mouse

    October 24, 2013 at 13:42

    Being in Cape Town I guess there will be about 5 entries. lol

    Reply

    • ToshZA

      October 24, 2013 at 13:48

      They’ll probably only remember to enter on Monday too.

      Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 24, 2013 at 13:54

      You shut up! I can get at most 6 people!

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 24, 2013 at 13:55

        You hope!

        Reply

    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      October 24, 2013 at 14:00

      Walk the Plank you Scurvey DOG!

      Reply

    • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

      October 24, 2013 at 14:07

      Six! I just entered! 🙂

      Reply

    • Umar heartless

      October 24, 2013 at 14:08

      Cape Town is beautiful dammit!! Where else would you find people with no front teeth and calling girls kinnes!

      Reply

  4. matthurstrsa

    October 24, 2013 at 13:43

    First of all, their website name is the greatest (naturally, humans are lazy or “energy efficient” as I like to call them). Secondly, their photoshop skills are unmatched. And thirdly, the community is far greater than any community I’ve come across. Unfortunately, the trolls aren’t very skilled but we deal with them quite easily.

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 24, 2013 at 13:45

      Say what about photoshop..

      Reply

      • matthurstrsa

        October 24, 2013 at 13:47

        Look at the header. I’ve never seen such skills.

        Reply

        • Tarisma

          October 24, 2013 at 13:47

          OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 13:56

            MONSTER KILL SKILL!

  5. UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    October 24, 2013 at 13:48

    I honestly just want to meet the dog in Victor’s picture…

    Reply

  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 24, 2013 at 13:50

    Aw look at that. The intern is trying to troll us Capetonians. It just doesn’t work with those big brown puppy dog eyes. WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!

    Reply

  7. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 24, 2013 at 13:50

    Lazygamer is the best, since I dedicate ALL my internet time here

    Reply

  8. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 24, 2013 at 13:51

    Once I win ticketzors, I nominate John and Rince to receive my prize and party like rock stars!!!

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 24, 2013 at 13:54

      Thanks bro, we’ll be there! What about OVG?! 0-O

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 24, 2013 at 13:58

        OVG is so awesome, he is automatically included

        Reply

    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      October 24, 2013 at 13:58

      Ummmm…..did they get engaged as well?
      I remember you said you wanted to throw me a party, WELL I PICK THIS!!!! BOOM!!!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 24, 2013 at 13:58

        LOL

        Reply

      • NecroRince

        October 24, 2013 at 14:02

        Ohhh, that is low, even for your standards!

        Reply

        • Ultimo_Cleric N7

          October 24, 2013 at 14:05

          Pirates play dirty pal. YARR!!

          Reply

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:07

            Pirates also never marry and only have wenches, what are you saying?!

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 24, 2013 at 14:12

            touche

        • Umar heartless

          October 24, 2013 at 14:06

          #Shameful 😛

          Reply

    • Rock789

      October 24, 2013 at 14:01

      But which John…? We’re everywhere! **stares** 🙂

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 24, 2013 at 14:03

        John that passed the trials

        Reply

        • Rock789

          October 24, 2013 at 14:03

          Damn it! I knew I shoulda stayed for the trials… 😉

          Reply

        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 24, 2013 at 14:06

          Yesssss.

          Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 24, 2013 at 14:06

      Thank you.

      Reply

  9. Martin du preez

    October 24, 2013 at 13:53

    Goddamn Cape Town!

    Reply

  10. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 24, 2013 at 13:53

    Lazygamer is the best because the ‘Mods’ are the friendliest bunch of people on the net!
    Seriously though, I feel like I have made some good mates for the few years I have been posting here, and Gav and the team never act like they have a ‘Holier than Thou” attitude. Legends
    FINALLY…..I live in Cape Town.
    PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

    • Umar heartless

      October 24, 2013 at 14:05

      Stop commenting you lowly peon!

      Reply

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 24, 2013 at 14:06

        COMMENT………..
        -_-
        bring it

        Reply

        • Umar heartless

          October 24, 2013 at 14:07

          Don’t let me bring Geoff for you! hell knows no fury as an Asian scorned

          Reply

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 24, 2013 at 14:12

            I dont see race. I see only colour: the colour of friendship.

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:17

            Awww cute….now fooseck 🙂 I keed I keed 🙂

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:19

            So much lulz.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:19

            That colour is red!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:19

            Laaame

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:20

            Seconded!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:20

            I mean really, that’s why we all have friendship bracelets.

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:21

            Damn you troll ……. lol

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:23

            They also enhance sporting ability though patented holographic technology.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:28

            Oh shit. That crap. *more swearing ensues in the background*
            I feel sorry for the people who bought those. Not because they lost money, but because they actually thought it would work.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:30

            lol. As jy dom is, moet jy kak.

          • Anon A Mouse

            October 24, 2013 at 14:30

            What do you mean it’s not working? The intern is using it and look at those photoshop skills.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:23

            Maybe where you work man! not here!

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 24, 2013 at 14:24

            YOUR FACE IS LAME YOU BASTARD!!!……ahem…..I mean….umm…
            Haha good one firend! BFF’s!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:30

            Hahaha

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:25

            BWAHAHAHA! vok

  11. NecroRince

    October 24, 2013 at 13:53

    It’s the best website because I AM HERE!

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2013 at 13:54

      Imagine how good it would be if you weren’t dead & stinking up the place!

      Reply

      • NecroRince

        October 24, 2013 at 13:55

        0-O Well that escalated quickly. Hey, if we win, we must go man. Bring John along, and maybe Umar and Banana, HAHAHAHA! Sorry, I said Umar and banana, I did a funny 😉

        Reply

        • Umar heartless

          October 24, 2013 at 13:56

          HOW ABOUT I BRING ALONG TIM”S SLEEPING BAG AND I THROW YOU INTO THE OCEAN SO YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE FISHES O-O

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 13:58

            Why my sleeping bag!! Ill put you in the sleeping bag and steal OVG a hummer! See what happens then! *evil laugh*

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 13:59

            If you’re looking to steal a hummer I’d suggest Green Point.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 13:59

            hmmmmm a yellow one! Capetonians haven’t seen these Jozi skills! Be like a Ninja!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:01

            I’m trollol’ing so hard right now.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:04

            Dude b ba b ba bay baby YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET!

            See here in joburg our police are top notch!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 24, 2013 at 14:05

            Yeah, they’re on the level that can’t be seen… because we can’t find one when we need one lol

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 24, 2013 at 14:16

            They see me trollin.
            They hatin

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 13:58

            There Lazygamer botnet3 is! I mean ‘UMAR’…

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 13:59

            Wow, I earn $500 every hour. All you need to do is ………….. Skype me to find out. Username: Rince.Sucks

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 24, 2013 at 14:11

            Does Rince.Swallow?

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 24, 2013 at 14:14

            Why? Are you interested in Rince.Services?
            How are you on this fine day Admiral?

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:14

            Wow man… Just… WOW…

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 24, 2013 at 14:16

            Sorry, John corrected me, seems RinceRinces

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 24, 2013 at 14:17

            Hehe… If the bird of love is a Dove… Then the bird of true love must be a Swallow 😛

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:15

            I thought he just rinses it out.

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 24, 2013 at 14:16

            HAHAHAHA

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 24, 2013 at 14:16

            Do I dare ask how you would know such a thing?

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 24, 2013 at 14:17

            O_O

            ROFL

            and

            O_O

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:17

            He told me. We all know Rince has no shame.

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:18

            Which is why I didn’t answer that question

          • JHN

            October 24, 2013 at 14:26

            well

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:29

            By putting someone in Tim’s sleeping bag you’ll already be sentencing it to death, no need to chuck them in the water.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 24, 2013 at 13:57

          lulz, you’re a right joker you are! I don’t believe they’re real. This is actually why Lazygamer is the best site, it’s spontaneously created artificial commentators so lifelike that they’d almost pass a Turing test.

          Reply

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 13:58

            That 😉

        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 24, 2013 at 14:08

          I can skip work that day, I’m sure.

          Reply

      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 24, 2013 at 14:07

        OR ginger

        Reply

        • NecroRince

          October 24, 2013 at 14:08

          ALL the above!

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:11

            So you admit being ginger is bad. Thank you.

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:14

            Did I ever say it was good?

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:16

            Well, you say that you’re good and awesome, and you’re ginger, so by that I just deduced that you thought gingers were good.

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 24, 2013 at 13:54

      *claps hands*

      Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 24, 2013 at 14:07

      I never imagined you’d be the person to say this…oh wait, no that’s not true.

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 24, 2013 at 14:11

        It’s amazing how 10k comments change a man.

        Reply

        • Umar heartless

          October 24, 2013 at 14:12

          LOOOL suddenly he thinks he’s above us all

          Reply

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:14

            Suddenly? 0-O

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:15

            Oh so you have always thought that?????

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:24

            Thought? BOOM!

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:25

            Also, dev meet next wed?

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:26

            Nope study leave brrrrah, gonna be home studying.

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:28

            Damn man. Good lucks though! You are always on my mind, you are always on my mind. Wondering how to milk the most out of you not showing up, always on my mind!

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:29

            It was 1 damn time LOL I can only imagine If I should skip the next meet

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:31

            Just kidding 🙂 But good luck with exam, what you studying?

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:34

            Sank You 🙂 And my Java Certification exam. Just wana get it over with so I can play games again lol

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:15

            Meanwhile we all know he “games” on an Xbox.

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:16

            hehehehehehe lol Shhhh Even though he has a superiority complex we are his friends we shouldn’t spill his embarrassing secrets

        • NecroRince

          October 24, 2013 at 14:13

          Oh please, I was like this before…

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:18

            Really?

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:25

            Carrot!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:25

            You are a carrot!

        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 24, 2013 at 14:13

          It’s a power that not all should be allowed to have. Rince is the Lex Luthor of LG.

          Reply

  12. Umar heartless

    October 24, 2013 at 13:55

    It’s the best because the people that comment here are not strangers…they are friends..one huge crazy family

    EDIT: Also, the Authors or our parents (seeing as we are a family and they are all old…really old) are the coolest peeps out there

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 24, 2013 at 13:57

      I am like the brother you never had!

      Reply

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 24, 2013 at 13:59

        Or wanted.
        ^^
        KIDDING!

        Reply

      • Umar heartless

        October 24, 2013 at 14:01

        My brother would never have such low level Photoshop skillz!

        Reply

        • Victor "Vicky" Moolman

          October 24, 2013 at 14:03

          I am learning, personally I think this is better than the previous one I did,

          Reply

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:03

            It looks legit man, I would’ve never guessed it’s photoshop

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 24, 2013 at 14:05

          You insulting me or vicky?

          Reply

          • Umar heartless

            October 24, 2013 at 14:09

            My actual brother

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:10

            my bad!

  13. Jonah Cash

    October 24, 2013 at 13:58

    I am in Port Elizabeth on Monday!!!! What is wrong with my luck?????? Ughhhhhh!!!!!

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 24, 2013 at 13:59

      Go hit Darryn for me while you there!

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        October 24, 2013 at 14:00

        When in PE I try to stay as close to the airport as possible…. That place scares me…..

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 24, 2013 at 14:01

          The Windy city! They say friendly I say otherwise!

          Reply

          • Jonah Cash

            October 24, 2013 at 14:02

            I don’t care what they say, all the Industrial areas are dirty and full of people who looks like they would stab you just for being there!! Scary ass place!!

          • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

            October 24, 2013 at 14:04

            I’LL STAB YOU IN THE FACE FOR SAYING THAT PE-PEOPLE ARE STAB-HAPPY!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:04

            That’s a nasty stutter you have there.

          • Anon A Mouse

            October 24, 2013 at 14:05

            You forgot to add…. “with my spoon”

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:07

            Such a happy place!

          • Jonah Cash

            October 24, 2013 at 14:07

            Oh I will come pick you up and you can come see the broken truck with me there in Deal Party. And remember I only take Avis’s cheapest little cars…..

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 24, 2013 at 14:14

            I am not trying to bribe you……but I will buy you bucket loads of Tim Tams……as…um….a sign of friendship?
            Ok, I will bribe you with Tim Tams.

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:15

            Did you know that Penguins, the biscuit, came before Tim Tams… HAHAHAHA

  14. Umar heartless

    October 24, 2013 at 14:04

    Spam bot is here!!!!

    Reply

  15. John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

    October 24, 2013 at 14:05

    Lazygamer is the best because it has some wonderful people contributing to it 😉
    Don’t know if I can make it there at that time though….hmmmm

    Reply

  16. SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

    October 24, 2013 at 14:07

    Lazygamer is the best website for news on games purely because it is (generally) without much trolling incidents (I’m looking at you, News24) and the community are generally open and friendly. Also, and this is important, both the staff and the majority of the community are sentient creatures (although sometimes I wonder how console loves can ever be rationale creatures – but oh well).

    Oh. Lastly. Reviews are done well and I hardly read much bias (advertising pressure?) in them.

    Reply

  17. Rock789

    October 24, 2013 at 14:07

    What makes Lazygamer the best gaming website? A ton of things, actually… Where do I start…

    Firstly, it’s local! And honestly, that makes a difference coz you guys get us! Secondly, the awesome LG staff – your articles are interesting, informative, entertaining and witty all at once, a feat not matched by anyone else, as far as I’m concerned! And thirdly, but not leastly (is that a word?), the community. There is an awesome community on this site and everyone has a blast keeping in touch here (you can tell coz we always come back). 🙂 In all honesty, it’s the only forum I am a part of… And I wouldn’t have it any other way!

    You guys ROCK! **sniff**

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 24, 2013 at 14:17

      Lazygamer is awesome coz it has people like Myself, John, Rince, Umar, Admiral,OVG,Banana Jim, Vampyre Squirrle and many many more! ENOUGH SAID!

      Reply

  18. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 24, 2013 at 14:10

    • Admiral Chief Ninja

      October 24, 2013 at 14:12

      HAH, and then there was TWO

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 24, 2013 at 14:12

        …wonder who would win in a fight

        Reply

        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          October 24, 2013 at 14:14

          Not sure if I would want to watch something like that O_o

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            October 24, 2013 at 14:18

            Hopefully its a double kill like this:

    • Anon A Mouse

      October 24, 2013 at 14:13

      Where else will one be able to see Ice cream being (ab)used? That’s why LG is the bestest.

      Reply

  19. JHN

    October 24, 2013 at 14:11

    The comments section of LG definitely makes it awsum ( reading the war between the master race and console gamers is priceless)

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2013 at 14:13

      What war… he said while dismissively pushing aside the filthy little peasants.

      Reply

    • Umar heartless

      October 24, 2013 at 14:14

      It’s mostly the Master Race VS their ego

      Reply

  20. Umar heartless

    October 24, 2013 at 14:14

    Actually sorry to get off track…we all praise the LG staff like they some gods (We LOOOOOOVE you), I wonder what they think of the community hmmm?

    Reply

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      October 24, 2013 at 14:15

      We’ve said it so many times before; this community is what makes us.

      Reply

      • Umar heartless

        October 24, 2013 at 14:20

        LOL…just keeding 🙂 We know you love the community 🙂 It’s really sweet

        Reply

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 24, 2013 at 14:23

        THEN Y U NO HOST XMAS PARTY??????

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 24, 2013 at 14:26

          Ah man, I’d be there. If it’s held in the Republic of Cape Town.

          Reply

      • JHN

        October 24, 2013 at 14:31

        Good save!

        Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 24, 2013 at 14:40

        Meanwhile in the LAGZ Office:

        “Seriously guys… we need to do something. Our community sucks ass”
        “I agree Admiral General, there is far too much trolling going on”
        “Yeah, we have far too many people who dislike the xbone and Call of Duty”
        “hear hear comrades”
        “Yeah bros whadup wit dat bros”
        “It hurts me too… how can anyone not like the xbone? It’s the best console ever created”
        “I blame those dirty scoundrels from Cape town, they’re always trolling us”
        “Yeah dirty coastal bastards”
        “Ok let’s post a negative PS4 article to piss them off”
        ‘AHH CRAP it’s not working, now they’re posting about the XBONE 720p”
        “DAMN YOU BANANA JIM!! DAMN YOU OVG!! DAMN YOU RINCE!!! DAMN YOU JOHN!! DAMN YOU RANTING LEW! DAMN YOU TANYA!! DAMN YOU OTHER GUYS WHOSE NAMES ELUDED ME WHILE WRITING THIS CRAP”

        And that’s how I became a Bond Villain! 😀 True story!

        Reply

        • Ultimo_Cleric N7

          October 24, 2013 at 14:41

          I have always seen you as more of a Bond girl…..
          WEAR THAT DRESS FOR ME BOY!

          Reply

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 24, 2013 at 14:45

            Wait, Banana Galore or Hung Low?

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 24, 2013 at 14:41

          If it wasn’t for no mention of Pokemon, I would swear that conversation sounded legit.

          Reply

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 24, 2013 at 14:44

            Yeah, I didn’t want to make it too realistic, otherwise the Lagz gang will discover the surveillance equipment… oh snap, I said too much.

        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 24, 2013 at 14:43

          Hear hear

          Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 24, 2013 at 14:43

          Don’t you mean how you became??

          Reply

  21. Weanerdog

    October 24, 2013 at 14:22

    It has to be the great content, nice community, Zoe’s topless pics, mad photoshop skillz and Rinces constant bantering. I am in Cape Town with nothing planned for next Tuesday.

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 24, 2013 at 14:26

      It’s on Monday 0-O

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 24, 2013 at 14:28

        Which is Tuesday in Cape Town Time.

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

          October 24, 2013 at 14:30

          Everyone knows that

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:30

            Coz you all sleeping….

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:32

            That’s why we’re the prettiest. All the beauty sleep.

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:32

            It rubs the lotion into its skin.. 0-O

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:32

            “Put the lotion in the basket”

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            0-O I think I just freaked myself out…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:44

            I like lotion!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 24, 2013 at 14:46

            Do you two lovebirds need a room for you and your lotion?? @johnambitious:disqus

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:47

            Depends!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 24, 2013 at 14:49

            Okay. This is where I butt out of the conversation…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:50

            *but

          • Rock789

            October 24, 2013 at 14:58

            Hey I watched that the other night… Still an awesome movie!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:59

            Always

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            All the beauty sleep in the world won’t help you… your just plain fugly

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            *you’re

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            BOOM! 😉

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            OUCH!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            *you’re

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            SNAP lol

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:33

            Double BOOM!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 24, 2013 at 14:36

            Hey, you never stumbled over a word when you got a pretty girl on the brain? Oh no, wait. You have no brain… 🙂

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:36

            Eh?

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 24, 2013 at 14:39

            Oy! Hit refresh on your browser, then see my “Why I love Lazygamer ” post…

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:45

            I see. I hope you two will be happy together. She is all yours.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2013 at 14:37

            It’s happened to me, but only because I don’t have enough blood to run both at the same time.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:45

            hahaha made my day!

      • Weanerdog

        October 24, 2013 at 14:40

        Just print it on the ticket I have no plans for next week, or the week after. Also I may have sent Banana Jim to a serial killer, anyone heard from him recently?

        Reply

        • NecroRince

          October 24, 2013 at 14:44

          I think he’s somewhere here… Lurking in his nana outfit!

          Reply

          • That Happy Twit

            October 24, 2013 at 15:44

            Nanananananananananananana BATJIM!

      • Weanerdog

        October 24, 2013 at 17:57

        Ok so I am free the whole of next week and the week after that. Did I mention that Lazygamers is so great because of the cool interns.

        Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 24, 2013 at 14:32

      You called?! 0-O

      Reply

  22. SaintsRowNigri

    October 24, 2013 at 14:28

    Why do I love Lazygamer? They introduced me to Jessica Nigri. The end…

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 24, 2013 at 14:30

      What you would give to be with her!

      Reply

    • Anon A Mouse

      October 24, 2013 at 14:30

      And bad spelling?

      Reply

      • SaintsRowNigri

        October 24, 2013 at 14:45

        Geffry ckan laaik to traai hees bestest and dats whi we laff heem lekka

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 24, 2013 at 14:48

          what she said!

          Reply

    • Weanerdog

      October 24, 2013 at 17:59

      That is quite a valid point. I was thinking about bringing out a range of JN blow up dolls, can I put you down for a couple hundred.

      Reply

      • SaintsRowNigri

        October 25, 2013 at 08:23

        You can roll up in a miserable little ball and go die alone in some dank musty cellar somewhere, whilst sucking your thumb that is what you can do. OK. That is not what I really wanted to say. But come on man? Why do you have to cheapen the lady like that?
        On second thought, you know what? What I said in the first sentence of this post. You just compared the second most beautiful woman on the planet to a cheap blow up doll. I hope the maggots finds your corpse unappetizing.

        Reply

  23. Kensei Seraph

    October 24, 2013 at 14:35

    To the lucky bast*Ahem* person who wins this.
    Congratulations.

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 24, 2013 at 14:36

      Why thank you

      Reply

  24. NecroRince

    October 24, 2013 at 14:37

    All jokes aside, reason I love LG is because there is a great sense of community. It is not difficult to enter, just don’t be a dick and speak nicely. Well, sometimes it’s difficult, especially if you need to prove yourself to the Admiral. But it’s nice that the writers offer feedback when they can and that there is always a good vibe. It’s not like 4Chan (bring on the downvotes noobs) where people fear for their comments and the results.

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 24, 2013 at 14:38

      Yes and yes.

      Proving yourself to the Admiral is though. I’ve been there.

      Reply

      • ToshZA

        October 24, 2013 at 14:40

        I see why I’ve had no mention anywhere. I still need to prove myself. Hmmm.

        Reply

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          October 24, 2013 at 14:43

          Easiest way is to don a monocle and tophat

          Reply

          • ToshZA

            October 24, 2013 at 14:57

            Let me guess, pics or it didn’t happen right?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 24, 2013 at 15:08

            Hell yeah!

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 24, 2013 at 14:42

      LIES I HATE YOU ALL! It’s just that I don’t have anywhere else to go… hold me Rincey!

      Reply

      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 24, 2013 at 14:44

        Heh. Bananas.

        Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 24, 2013 at 14:44

        Rince wont hold you, but Umar will!

        Reply

      • NecroRince

        October 24, 2013 at 14:46

        “Hush little nana don’t you cry…”

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 24, 2013 at 14:48

          Timmeh gonna make a Nana pie!

          Reply

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 24, 2013 at 14:49

            Eeeewwww!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 24, 2013 at 14:49

            whats wrong with Nana pie?

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 14:49

            Holy batballs Batman. I just dry heaved 0-O

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 24, 2013 at 14:54

            I remember a simpler time when Jim Lenoir was still in brackets. Before the alter ego became the banana.

          • NecroRince

            October 24, 2013 at 15:59

            Happier SAFER days…

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 24, 2013 at 17:10

            Before the man became a caricature of a man… 🙁 We all yearn for those days, but sadly the damage has been – sanity has been lost!

          • ToshZA

            October 24, 2013 at 14:59

            🙂

    • Anon A Mouse

      October 24, 2013 at 14:51

      “just don’t be a dick and speak nicely” ~ so we need to speak badly then? lol

      Reply

      • NecroRince

        October 24, 2013 at 15:42

        *SLAP

        Reply

  25. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 24, 2013 at 14:43

    I love Lazygamer because Gav and Zoe actively busts heads in the competitive gaming industry to make it a better place. I salute you!

    Reply

  26. matthurstrsa

    October 24, 2013 at 14:59

    I stand by what I said about Lazygamer, but I’m not entering, I have plans.

    Reply

  27. That Happy Twit

    October 24, 2013 at 15:42

    Mad Photoshop skillz yo!

    Reply

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