PlayStation Move incompatible with the flaming ball of death

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So apparently the PlayStation move is incompatible with daylight  which pretty much confirms that it truly is the hardcore gamers controller of choice.

In some truly shocking news TQCast have stumbled across the fact that the PS eye cannot accurately detect the Move controller outside, in the sun… hereafter referred to as the flaming ball of death. Unconfirmed reports are blaming the flaming ball of death for this unexpected turn of event.

In other news the TQCast hosts have also checked into hospital over night after noticing a sudden reddening of their skin which has become painful to touch. According to doctors this radiation burn is a direct result of that very same flaming ball of death.

It all sounds like some wacky conspiracy theory to me but just to be safe we recommend closing all windows and curtains and staying indoors, with your working Move, until the death ball has been extinguished.

According to our sources this happens on a daily basis and has been going on for millennia.

Last Updated: August 23, 2010

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Gavin Mannion

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