Princess Peach reminds us why we should never, ever mess with her

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Mario games usually follow a pretty simple set of rules. Bowser kidnaps the princess, Mario sets off on a quest to rescue her, defeats Bowser, lets him live, saves the day and thus the cycle continues in true Reaper fashion. But what happens when Bowser breaks the rules? What happens when Peach stops being a damsel, and becomes a badass instead?

By the way, NSFW language, violence, fire and abuse against koopas inside, from Dorkly. Enjoy!

Last Updated: August 7, 2012

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia's M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

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