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Purrfect Date: Cat Island sounds pawsitively amazing…for feline fanatics

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Purrfect Date Cat Island

Everybody who knows me, knows that I absolutely adore my two kitties, Lupin and Luna. Hell, I love cats in general, but I do know that there’s a very fine line separating “kitty lover” from “crazy batshit crazy old cat person”. Look, I won’t even pretend that I don’t border on the latter. I just can’t resist ok? The fuzzy buggers are too darned cute!

Be that as it may, even I, Matthew “cabbage and kitty lover” Figueira, find the idea of a cat dating simulator absolutely ridiculous. Then again, we live in a world that has titles like Hatoful Boyfriend – a pigeon dating simulator. What’s going to stop a game with a similar concept (replacing birds with cats instead) from existing in the first place? Nothing, which is why Purrfect Date: Cat Island is actually a thing.

It’s not out just yet, but its makers, Oliver Hindle and his girlfriend Ruby, are looking for your vote over on Steam Greenlight. Here’s the premise (via VG247).

Feline lonely? Well look no further! We have a whole island populated entirely (well, mostly) by single cats for you to purruse. We have cats for all types people, regardless of whether you’re male, female, gender-neutral or undecided.

As a budding young scientist at a research facility on Cat Island, you have the opportunity to seduce up to six, yes, as many as SIX, cats! Now you may be asking yourself, “Is this not an entirely disgusting, perverted, thinly veiled bestial cash grab as well as grossly unprofessional?” I don’t know! You’ll have to vote for the game to find out.

Yeah, I don’t know if I would play that personally. If the idea of Purrfect Date interests you however, be sure to go give it a vote. It’s garnered some attention already, and I have a feeling that it might just get an official release on Steam at some point.

Last Updated: February 2, 2016

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  2. VampyreSquirrel

    February 2, 2016 at 09:49

  3. Hammersteyn

    February 2, 2016 at 09:53

  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 2, 2016 at 09:54

    Why is it only six cats and not nine?

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    • miaau

      February 2, 2016 at 09:58

      cause 7 8 9 or something witty. Crappy mood I am.

      Reply

  5. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    February 2, 2016 at 09:54

    I…I don’t know what to say to this…

    https://media.giphy.com/media/NdZdzPOIGiCsg/giphy.gif

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  6. Ottokie

    February 2, 2016 at 09:54

  7. Ottokie

    February 2, 2016 at 09:56

  8. miaau

    February 2, 2016 at 09:58

    I love cats. I truly do. All sorts of breeds, Siamese for the cleverness and the borderline OCD, My Avatar pic, my little Scottish Fold with his quirks.

    But this? Wow. Really. This?

    Edit* from the Steam Page

    Q: Can I play as a dog?
    A: No, that would not be realistic, this is a realistic game.

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    • hairyknees

      February 2, 2016 at 10:06

      My feelings exactly xD

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    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      February 2, 2016 at 10:11

      You know, I feel the same, having fostered a few already where they are between the ages of 3 and 12 weeks, you get all the little kitten love you need in a lifetime, also needle nails using your feet/legs/shoulders/back/plums to climb obstacles…

      But this…

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      • miaau

        February 2, 2016 at 10:13

        Jeans. You need jeans at those trying early times, when the kitten just randomly runs up your leg.

        Also, we train the cats to stop scratching by shouting “ow”, or something, and making as if it it hurt a lot. Seems to work, they play still but the claws are retracted. Fighting with them seems not to work as well.

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        • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

          February 2, 2016 at 10:15

          Yes!This^^

          Reply

  9. The Sten

    February 2, 2016 at 10:06

    Internet you have gone too far this time…too far

    Reply

  10. DragonSpirit009

    February 2, 2016 at 10:18

    Well… well… Screw it. I have no words for this!

    Reply

  11. Pieter Kruger

    February 2, 2016 at 10:32

    Let loose…….

    Reply

  12. RinceThis

    February 2, 2016 at 10:58

    Urgh. Why not a squid dating simulator for the JRPG fans out there? Or is that just FF…

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 2, 2016 at 11:17

      You should watch the trailer of the movie I wrote up for later today. 🙂

      Reply

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