Red tape is a pain for Street Fighter characters

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Blanka is not a monster

We all get irritated by bureaucracy and red tape. Sure, we need it for a normal, functional society, but it’s still just such a nuisance. Air travel in particular can be a nightmare, something I know Darryn is dreading when we go to E3. But just imagine if you were a street fighter.

This hilarious video explores the red tape Blanka would face seeing as he’s a “monster”.

Of course Ryu (who sounds like a noise Arnold Schwarzenegger would make if you poked him) has a different set of problems – what does he actually say during the hurricane kick? And is he an anti-semite or obsessed with behinds?

Dhalsim plans to meditate and then destroy his enemies while wearing his “peace skulls”. But you know, it all comes down to the question if yoga is marketable.

Now excuse me, I’m going to spend the rest of my weekend watching all of these. If only they did this for every character that I love. I mean, really – Joel, child services has some issues with you traveling cross country with Ellie. And I’m sure that job delving into the Animus in Assassin’s Creed has way more admin than they ever show.

Last Updated: May 23, 2014

Zoe Hawkins

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